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collinZzZz
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Should I...
#14243346 - 04/05/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have sex with an older woman...
I was chilling at the park smoking about a week ago and as I got back into my car this attractive woman glances over at me and smiles real big she kinda waits a bit and when I was about to turn on my car she waves for me to come over (she's sitting in an SUV.)
First thing she says is "Damn you're cute" second thing she says is "How do you feel about older women?"
She gave me her # and I called her a couple days ago and she seems excited to hang out.
thing is, I find out through some of my friends that she used to date a guy we went to highschool with. She is supposedly "fucking crazy" and I should "stay away" according to my friends.
I am really not looking for anything but a little sexy fun 
what should I dooooo?
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ShockValue
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Call her from a pay-phone, go to her place or a hotel, and give her a fake last name if it comes up.
Otherwise, yeah, hit that.
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder



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listen to your friends or listen to strange creepy lady the choice is yours
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Clownswor
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Re: Should I... [Re: Envix]
#14243418 - 04/05/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is saying DSHSB a bannable offense? I say go for it dude. What do you have to lose? Besides your life. Do what Shockvalue said to do.
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ShockValue said: Call her from a pay-phone, go to her place or a hotel, and give her a fake last name if it comes up.
Otherwise, yeah, hit that.
And DSHSB
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4runner


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Don't let her know your real name or place of residence and *... fuck the shit out of her.
*DSHSB
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Should I... [Re: 4runner]
#14243898 - 04/05/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm 19 and I fuck older women all the time.

Not really.
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ifoundwaldo


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Just don't give her your real phone number. Hopefully it's not too late for that.
Then again.... maybe she already wrote down your license plate numbers and knows where you live. 
If you can turn it into a casual sex thang, it sounds win-win to me.
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4runner


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When I was 21 I was hanging out with this chick that was at least 28. I know, not a huge difference but my god could she suck some dick, and she loved it. She knew how to fuck and was not afraid of anything in the bedroom. Damn that was a fun few weeks.
Wow my zipper is down, I wonder how long that was like that? Hopefully not at the store.
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tito123


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Re: Should I... [Re: Envix]
#14244121 - 04/05/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Envix said: listen to your friends or listen to strange creepy lady the choice is yours
strange creepy lady>friends
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Yacub
Psychedelic Redneck



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Re: Should I... [Re: tito123]
#14244172 - 04/05/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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How old is older ? I would generally say you should tap dat ass, but is she geriatric or something ? The fact that you even need to ask the pub makes me think that she is waaaaaaaayyyyyy older than I could take.
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MisterMuscaria



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Im 25 but have been with a 29 year old, a 36 year old, a 32 year old and a 40-something year old.
Onetime a 60+ year old woman who was also a multi-millionaire tried to pick me up but I declined her advances. Gotta draw the line somewhere. I think she wanted to be my sugar mama though.
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4runner


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Re: Should I... [Re: Yacub]
#14244232 - 04/05/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I also hit some chick that was in her 40's when I was around 23. Worst thing ever. I guess I got trashed at the bar then went to a friends house. They where gone being thanksgiving and she said come on over being the next door neighbor I rented some movie. I fucked the shit out of her for hours in a drunken stupor, she even took her teeth out. I remember her asking me if I like it tiht or not and I was all hell yeah tight.
Well morning happened and I found my pants. Soaked in urine, the couch i originally slept in was not very dry either. She asked if I wanted ride home I said nah I live close... a mile plus later I got home in wet jeans.
I just remember her to, I jusmpe into her bed nakid and she was all nah dude go to sleep.... "you sure" okay dude, climb on uyp to my fat ass.
My friends heard throught the walls. She asked if I minded if she said anything.... fuck a lot of my friends worked with her,,,,
That piss walk was trully a walk of shame.
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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor



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MisterMuscaria said: Im 25 but have been with a 29 year old, a 36 year old, a 32 year old and a 40-something year old.
Onetime a 60+ year old woman who was also a multi-millionaire tried to pick me up but I declined her advances. Gotta draw the line somewhere. I think she wanted to be my sugar mama though.
Dude i would toss that old lady's salad if she put a ring on this finger. I'm just a straight golddigger though....
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Should I... [Re: 4runner]
#14244298 - 04/05/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: I also hit some chick that was in her 40's when I was around 23. Worst thing ever. I guess I got trashed at the bar then went to a friends house. They where gone being thanksgiving and she said come on over being the next door neighbor I rented some movie. I fucked the shit out of her for hours in a drunken stupor, she even took her teeth out. I remember her asking me if I like it tiht or not and I was all hell yeah tight.
Well morning happened and I found my pants. Soaked in urine, the couch i originally slept in was not very dry either. She asked if I wanted ride home I said nah I live close... a mile plus later I got home in wet jeans.
I just remember her to, I jusmpe into her bed nakid and she was all nah dude go to sleep.... "you sure" okay dude, climb on uyp to my fat ass.
My friends heard throught the walls. She asked if I minded if she said anything.... fuck a lot of my friends worked with her,,,,
That piss walk was trully a walk of shame.
Yah onetime when I fucked an old lady she asked if I needed a ride and I also declined. I just road the bus.
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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor



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I'd let the bitch escort me around in her Buick if she was buying the droogz/booze/Lubricant/cigarettes. Baically i'd smoke all her dope, drink all her booze, and fuck her till that puss was all dried out and desperately in need of lube.
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oxalic32


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Quote:
he is supposedly "fucking crazy" and I should "stay away" according to my friends.
Dude real friends want you to get pussy. But if they gave you that warning there was a reason.
Pussy isn't always worth it
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MisterMuscaria



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The oldest of the old ladies, the 60+ year old multimillionaire was very into weed and beer and used it as a means to entice me...as well as that Id have my own studio in her mansion.
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esquaredx



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shroomie_glen said: I'd let the bitch escort me around in her Buick if she was buying the droogz/booze/Lubricant/cigarettes. Baically i'd smoke all her dope, drink all her booze, and fuck her till that puss was all dried out and desperately in need of lube.
Hells yeah 
Get all nasty with her.
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4runner


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Nice to know I am not the only one...
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!


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She sounds like a nasty slut.
That said, if I thought she was attractive, I'd totally go for it. 
Just wear a condom and don't expect her to be too tight in the vaginal regions.
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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor



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annukain, I just dazed out and watched that oiled up ass in your sig for no less than 15 mins... omm nomm nommies
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collinZzZz
have moicy!



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ugh, I went out w/ her and didn't bang her.
she had a dead tooth. Does it make me an asshole that this was a deal breaker,lol.
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal



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hahaha... she's a crazy old slut, but the dead tooth was the kicker, eh? too funny.
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MisterMuscaria



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Dead tooth is a deal breaker for me too. Get the thing pulled.
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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor



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Shit ive been known to do a little impromptu dentistry if the price is right.
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collinZzZz said: ugh, I went out w/ her and didn't bang her.
she had a dead tooth. Does it make me an asshole that this was a deal breaker,lol.
no.
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