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OfflinecollinZzZz
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Should I...
    #14243346 - 04/05/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Have sex with an older woman...

I was chilling at the park smoking about a week ago and as I got back into my car this attractive woman glances over at me and smiles real big :grin: she kinda waits a bit and when I was about to turn on my car she waves for me to come over (she's sitting in an SUV.) 

First thing she says is "Damn you're cute" second thing she says is "How do you feel about older women?"

She gave me her # and I called her a couple days ago and she seems excited to hang out.

thing is, I find out through some of my friends that she used to date a guy we went to highschool with.  She is supposedly "fucking crazy" and I should "stay away" according to my friends.

I am really not looking for anything but a little sexy fun :datass:

what should I dooooo?


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InvisibleShockValue
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Re: Should I... [Re: collinZzZz]
    #14243371 - 04/05/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Call her from a pay-phone, go to her place or a hotel, and give her a fake last name if it comes up.

Otherwise, yeah, hit that.


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: Should I... [Re: ShockValue]
    #14243407 - 04/05/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

listen to your friends or listen to strange creepy lady the choice is yours


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Re: Should I... [Re: Envix]
    #14243418 - 04/05/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Is saying DSHSB a bannable offense? I say go for it dude. What do you have to lose? Besides your life. Do what Shockvalue said to do.


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Offlinepropensity
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Re: Should I... [Re: ShockValue]
    #14243523 - 04/05/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ShockValue said:
Call her from a pay-phone, go to her place or a hotel, and give her a fake last name if it comes up.

Otherwise, yeah, hit that.




And DSHSB


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Invisible4runner
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Re: Should I... [Re: propensity]
    #14243749 - 04/05/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Don't let her know your real name or place of residence and *... fuck the shit out of her.

*DSHSB


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Re: Should I... [Re: 4runner]
    #14243898 - 04/05/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm 19 and I fuck older women all the time.



Not really.


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Re: Should I... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14244043 - 04/05/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just don't give her your real phone number. Hopefully it's not too late for that.

Then again.... maybe she already wrote down your license plate numbers and knows where you live. :tinfoil:

If you can turn it into a casual sex thang, it sounds win-win to me.


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Re: Should I... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14244080 - 04/05/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When I was 21 I was hanging out with this chick that was at least 28. I know, not a huge difference but my god could she suck some dick, and she loved it. She knew how to fuck and was not afraid of anything in the bedroom. Damn that was a fun few weeks.

Wow my zipper is down, I wonder how long that was like that? Hopefully not at the store.


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Re: Should I... [Re: Envix]
    #14244121 - 04/05/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
listen to your friends or listen to strange creepy lady the choice is yours



strange creepy lady>friends


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Re: Should I... [Re: tito123]
    #14244172 - 04/05/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How old is older ? I would generally say you should tap dat ass, but is she geriatric or something ? The fact that you even need to ask the pub makes me think that she is waaaaaaaayyyyyy older than I could take.


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Re: Should I... [Re: collinZzZz]
    #14244196 - 04/05/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im 25 but have been with a 29 year old, a 36 year old, a 32 year old and a 40-something year old.

Onetime a 60+ year old woman who was also a multi-millionaire tried to pick me up but I declined her advances. Gotta draw the line somewhere. I think she wanted to be my sugar mama though.


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Re: Should I... [Re: Yacub]
    #14244232 - 04/05/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I also hit some chick that was in her 40's when I was around 23. Worst thing ever. I guess I got trashed at the bar then went to a friends house. They where gone being thanksgiving and she said come on over being the next door neighbor I rented some movie. I fucked the shit out of her for hours in a drunken stupor, she even took her teeth out. I remember her asking me if I like it tiht or not and I was all hell yeah tight.

Well morning happened and I found my pants. Soaked in urine, the couch i originally slept in was not very dry either. She asked if I wanted  ride home I said nah I live close... a mile plus later I got home in wet jeans.

I just remember her to, I jusmpe into her bed nakid and she was all nah dude go to sleep.... "you sure" okay dude, climb on uyp to my fat ass.

My friends heard throught the walls. She asked if I minded if she said anything.... fuck a lot of my friends worked with her,,,,

That piss walk was trully a walk of shame.


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Re: Should I... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14244235 - 04/05/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Im 25 but have been with a 29 year old, a 36 year old, a 32 year old and a 40-something year old.

Onetime a 60+ year old woman who was also a multi-millionaire tried to pick me up but I declined her advances. Gotta draw the line somewhere. I think she wanted to be my sugar mama though.




Dude i would toss that old lady's salad if she put a ring on this finger.
I'm just a straight golddigger though....


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Re: Should I... [Re: 4runner]
    #14244298 - 04/05/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
I also hit some chick that was in her 40's when I was around 23. Worst thing ever. I guess I got trashed at the bar then went to a friends house. They where gone being thanksgiving and she said come on over being the next door neighbor I rented some movie. I fucked the shit out of her for hours in a drunken stupor, she even took her teeth out. I remember her asking me if I like it tiht or not and I was all hell yeah tight.

Well morning happened and I found my pants. Soaked in urine, the couch i originally slept in was not very dry either. She asked if I wanted  ride home I said nah I live close... a mile plus later I got home in wet jeans.

I just remember her to, I jusmpe into her bed nakid and she was all nah dude go to sleep.... "you sure" okay dude, climb on uyp to my fat ass.

My friends heard throught the walls. She asked if I minded if she said anything.... fuck a lot of my friends worked with her,,,,

That piss walk was trully a walk of shame.



Yah onetime when I fucked an old lady she asked if I needed a ride and I also declined. I just road the bus.


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Re: Should I... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14244383 - 04/05/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd let the bitch escort me around in her Buick if she was buying the droogz/booze/Lubricant/cigarettes.
Baically i'd smoke all her dope, drink all her booze, and fuck her till that puss was all dried out and desperately in need of lube.


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Re: Should I... [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14244410 - 04/05/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

he is supposedly "fucking crazy" and I should "stay away" according to my friends.




Dude real friends want you to get pussy. But if they gave you that warning there was a reason.

Pussy isn't always worth it :shrug:


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Re: Should I... [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14244432 - 04/05/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The oldest of the old ladies, the 60+ year old multimillionaire was very into weed and beer and used it as a means to entice me...as well as that Id have my own studio in her mansion.


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Re: Should I... [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14244443 - 04/05/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
I'd let the bitch escort me around in her Buick if she was buying the droogz/booze/Lubricant/cigarettes.
Baically i'd smoke all her dope, drink all her booze, and fuck her till that puss was all dried out and desperately in need of lube.





Hells yeah :awethumb:

:doggystyle:  Get all nasty with her.


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Invisible4runner
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Re: Should I... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14244480 - 04/05/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nice to know I am not the only one...


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