Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
OfflineiLuvAF
Dont take me seriously!!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 514
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 12 years, 4 days
I need help for a drug test!
    #14241559 - 04/05/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Going to my FIRST probation check in.
I got some sur jel from publix today and need to know the exact steps I take to use it.

I had a friend on community control and he smoked dank all day and night and passed every drug test with sur jel.

If you could give me any pointers.. it would be greatly appreciated.


--------------------
My first attempt at a SUCCESSFUL grow!
-------
Total prints donated: 1
Please Donate!
--------
Looking for PE prints!
I have forever and 4$ stamps to trade!:pm: me!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLoveYourLife
MDMA


Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 2,076
Loc: Cincinnati
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14241609 - 04/05/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Have fun going to jail!  It's about as effective as diluting your piss, so yeah you might pass, might not. 

When things seem to good to be true, they usually are.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMoronicus
smokehousebacon.
Male


Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 4,430
Last seen: 11 years, 3 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14241704 - 04/05/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Have fun getting caught and failing. :yesnod:

Don't smoke if something like that is going to happen, it outweighs the benfits.


--------------------


BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH


A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleshroomanic
PsychiatricExplorations
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/21/04
Posts: 650
Loc: Dunder Mifflin
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Moronicus]
    #14241718 - 04/05/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do a bunch of coke. That way the positive on THC becomes a minor point.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineiLuvAF
Dont take me seriously!!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 514
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 12 years, 4 days
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14241742 - 04/05/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well its my FIRST check in. I just want him to not worry about me having to take a piss test EVERY time I come in.

Plus I smoked 2 days before my court date..
The first UA is a freebee from what my two friends on probation told me. They both failed and never got in trouble.

Thanks for being such negative nancy's though.
Makes me feel really good..


--------------------
My first attempt at a SUCCESSFUL grow!
-------
Total prints donated: 1
Please Donate!
--------
Looking for PE prints!
I have forever and 4$ stamps to trade!:pm: me!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineesquaredx
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 1,497
Loc: Dutch Country
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14241778 - 04/05/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofldrunk:

you screwed :suicide:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineApostle
Philanthropist
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 24 days
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: esquaredx]
    #14241786 - 04/05/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lots of water and a detox drink

its ur only chance


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLoveYourLife
MDMA


Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 2,076
Loc: Cincinnati
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14241804 - 04/05/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

iLuvAF said:
Well its my FIRST check in. I just want him to not worry about me having to take a piss test EVERY time I come in.

Plus I smoked 2 days before my court date..
The first UA is a freebee from what my two friends on probation told me. They both failed and never got in trouble.

Thanks for being such negative nancy's though.
Makes me feel really good..




Not trying to be negative at all man, we're just trying to save you from failing a drug test and going to jail. There is no REAL way to throw off a drug test other than diluting or using fake urine. 
If there was, it'd be common knowledge by now.  & yeah you're right about a first probation meeting, typically they make sure the levels of metabolites are going down before they consider a legit fail.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineesquaredx
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 1,497
Loc: Dutch Country
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Apostle]
    #14241806 - 04/05/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Stop smoking.

Quote:

Hologram said:
lots of water and a detox drink

its ur only chance




and that.

Thats your best bet for a clean urine.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineApostle
Philanthropist
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 24 days
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14241808 - 04/05/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

diluting works

i do it all the time


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLoveYourLife
MDMA


Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 2,076
Loc: Cincinnati
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Apostle]
    #14241813 - 04/05/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hologram said:
diluting works

i do it all the time




It does unless they are suspicious and you have super clear urine with low hormone levels.  That can be fixed with vitamin b12 and creatine though.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineesquaredx
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 1,497
Loc: Dutch Country
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Apostle]
    #14241816 - 04/05/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would never risk it tho.
Being locked up is no fun


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblegzuf
٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 07/13/09
Posts: 6,535
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Apostle]
    #14241839 - 04/05/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I believe Vitamin-B2 turns your pee yellow but you might want to google-check that. It helps if you are drinking a shit ton because I've been told they can reject samples they believe are too diluted. Really, though, the easiest thing to do is quit smoking. Start smoking the non-illegal fake weed they have now. Detox drinks are ambiguous as to if they really do work. Exercise but not the day before, avoid fatty foods.

I see that you don't have time for this though so just drink a shit ton of water and whatever drink thing you have. Your first PO drug test is important, it sets the foundation. You can get a lot of slack if you pass the first one.


--------------------
+1 Post ٩(̾๏̮̮̃̾๏̃̾)۶



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinewhiteelephant
Nod Scene

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 59
Loc: Floating Throush Space
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14241846 - 04/05/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Who's being negative? I think everyone here is right so far.

If this was a UA for some job I needed for a little while, I wouldn't sweat it too much. I'd probably clean up for a week, drink a lot of water, and dilute that shit with some B vitamin complex for color.

Now if I was testing for probation, especially my FIRST CHECK-IN, and I didn't want them to have to worry about me later, I'd make PRETTY DAMN SURE I passed it. As in, I wouldn't smoke until it was over. It's not worth the trouble. I've got my whole life to get high, what's one week?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLoveYourLife
MDMA


Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 2,076
Loc: Cincinnati
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: gzuf]
    #14241922 - 04/05/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

gzuf said:
I believe Vitamin-B2 turns your pee yellow but you might want to google-check that. It helps if you are drinking a shit ton because I've been told they can reject samples they believe are too diluted. Really, though, the easiest thing to do is quit smoking. Start smoking the non-illegal fake weed they have now. Detox drinks are ambiguous as to if they really do work. Exercise but not the day before, avoid fatty foods.

I see that you don't have time for this though so just drink a shit ton of water and whatever drink thing you have. Your first PO drug test is important, it sets the foundation. You can get a lot of slack if you pass the first one.




I think a lot of the B vitamins make yellow urine but yeah you are right, specifically b2 (Riboflavin) is known for that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineCannabischarlie
Resident badass
 User Gallery

Registered: 11/28/05
Posts: 14,496
Last seen: 7 hours, 32 minutes
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14242419 - 04/05/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

should be basic knowledge by now.

if you need to dilute, stop smoking, i know I smoked like a little bit (i think 2 days) of a little bit of schwag and hadn't smoked hardly at all before that.

I was on probation for something non drug related but i was pretty sure they would test me my first time and not after that. Two days before I drank a fair amount of green tea and water to flush as much out, used some creatine i already had, and drank tons of water. Weed was scarce then anyway i just basically drank water peed a lot before hand, and drank vitamin waters as well, and took parts of a b vitamin all morning and earlier that night. getting drunk helped because the alcohol flushes it too.

Also go sit in a sauna and drink tons of water. Be sure to eat salty pretzels or something really salty because you will deplete your salt levels otherwise.


--------------------
This section of the signature line has been intentionally left blank.

  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO Flag
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14242493 - 04/05/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

LoveYourLife said:
Quote:

gzuf said:
I believe Vitamin-B2 turns your pee yellow but you might want to google-check that. It helps if you are drinking a shit ton because I've been told they can reject samples they believe are too diluted. Really, though, the easiest thing to do is quit smoking. Start smoking the non-illegal fake weed they have now. Detox drinks are ambiguous as to if they really do work. Exercise but not the day before, avoid fatty foods.

I see that you don't have time for this though so just drink a shit ton of water and whatever drink thing you have. Your first PO drug test is important, it sets the foundation. You can get a lot of slack if you pass the first one.




I think a lot of the B vitamins make yellow urine but yeah you are right, specifically b2 (Riboflavin) is known for that.




Vitamin C does too while we're talking about it. :thumbup:

I have no idea what Sur Gel is.

But passing a drug test is not rocket science.
Dilute or substitute. ???. Profit. :smile:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSterben
Female User Gallery


Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 2,227
Loc: Netherlands
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14242559 - 04/05/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

AGENT X its a synthetic piss has all the stuff needed to pass a drug test, comes with a hand warmer to keep the pee warm while you wait in the wait-ting room.

Make sure to make the pee "SUPER HOT" before you leave for the test because they tend to make you wait for a while in an aircondition office, by the time you take the test the stuff will be warm an the perfect temperature for the test, if its to hot just tell them you dont have to pee just yet an wait or run the bottle under some water.

Ive done this many times an have passed all my drug test. AGENT X

If you cant get Agent X i suggest find a Male With Clean pee an Borrow it an follow the steps above.


--------------------
:alert: All posts by Sterben should be considered fictional and are for entertainment use only.
Anyone reading these posts should consider them all fictional.
:alert:



:awesketch: :awetongue: Trade List :tardpig: :datass:



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDeity208
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/03/07
Posts: 1,763
Loc: 1,762
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14242682 - 04/05/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

iLuvAF said:
Going to my FIRST probation check in.
I got some sur jel from publix today and need to know the exact steps I take to use it.

I had a friend on community control and he smoked dank all day and night and passed every drug test with sur jel.

If you could give me any pointers.. it would be greatly appreciated.





Coming from someone who has been in your shoes, yes the first one is a freebie, but they want to see the THC levels decrease after that down to zero.
And no, there is no sure fire way to get around a piss test - quit smoking weed for the duration of your probation.

I didn't think it was a big deal and said fuck it and ended up in jail. I thought I was proving a point that weed shouldn't be illegal. They dont give a fuck.
You'll end up with your probation extended, more fines, more classes and piss tests that you have to pay for every week.
It's not worth it.


--------------------
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO Flag
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Deity208]
    #14242692 - 04/05/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

From the man hitting a pink bong in his avatar!


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDeity208
Male User Gallery


Registered: 09/03/07
Posts: 1,763
Loc: 1,762
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14242701 - 04/05/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, smoke all ya want after you get out of the system :wink:


--------------------
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineiLuvAF
Dont take me seriously!!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 514
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 12 years, 4 days
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: Deity208]
    #14243067 - 04/05/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I PASSED SO FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SAID IT DOESNT WORK.
:finger:


--------------------
My first attempt at a SUCCESSFUL grow!
-------
Total prints donated: 1
Please Donate!
--------
Looking for PE prints!
I have forever and 4$ stamps to trade!:pm: me!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineesquaredx
 User Gallery


Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 1,497
Loc: Dutch Country
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: iLuvAF]
    #14243627 - 04/05/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:winning:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineiLuvAF
Dont take me seriously!!
Male User Gallery

Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 514
Loc: FL Flag
Last seen: 12 years, 4 days
Re: I need help for a drug test! [Re: esquaredx]
    #14243813 - 04/05/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

esquaredx said:
:winning:




Lmao!


--------------------
My first attempt at a SUCCESSFUL grow!
-------
Total prints donated: 1
Please Donate!
--------
Looking for PE prints!
I have forever and 4$ stamps to trade!:pm: me!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Dreams and drug tests. tak 2,106 9 10/31/03 06:58 PM
by tak
* Failed my drug test!!!!!! djd586 4,365 9 05/16/04 09:47 AM
by ToTheSummit
* Will i pass a drug test? minimexyz 887 3 02/25/04 03:16 PM
by kushlover
* Stuck in a rut with drug testing :\ please help andySENSE311 2,482 13 06/05/04 09:59 PM
by ink
* Drug Test Your Teen Dot Com carbonhoots 5,464 12 01/02/04 02:16 AM
by Anno
* Drug Testing.... DxShroomFactor 3,011 11 11/01/03 03:55 PM
by synthesis
* Drug Tests Circlesongs 1,452 2 04/19/04 07:45 PM
by Mykey
* tuesday night drug test
( 1 2 all )
daveball0420 3,108 21 05/13/04 10:37 AM
by Seuss

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,682 topic views. 5 members, 65 guests and 48 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.