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ShroomingChaos
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Need help creating a hidden FC
#14241295 - 04/05/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok basically I had to move back in with my parents and I need some ideas on making a sophisticated but CHEAP fruiting chamber that looks totally normal out the outside but on the inside it is not. I was thinking like a hidden box or something, I am lost for ideas and could greatly use some help. I have done several grows but never had to keep them hidden... Thanks guys!
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MycoUnderground
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Ugghhh...
Sorry man, I don't like the idea of helping anyone grow mushrooms under their parents' noses. I find it to be very disrescpectful.
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darkhawk37
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yeah bud figure this one out on your own just dont burn your folks house down becuase u deside its a good idea to have it under your bed
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gornyhuy
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Re: Need help creating a hidden FC [Re: darkhawk37] 1
#14241343 - 04/05/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Search for 'sclerotia' and 'easier than cubes'. The ultimate stealth tek.
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thelivingfreekshow
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MycoUnderground said: Ugghhh...
Sorry man, I don't like the idea of helping anyone grow mushrooms under their parents' noses. I find it to be very disrescpectful.
  
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MycoUnderground
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thelivingfreekshow said:
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MycoUnderground said: Ugghhh...
Sorry man, I don't like the idea of helping anyone grow mushrooms under their parents' noses. I find it to be very disrescpectful.
   
is so funny about that?
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ShroomingChaos
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Wow MycoUnderground thats a lame excuse to not share ideas. If you are just going to say that, then why even post on the thread? Anyways, thanks for the help..
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MycoUnderground
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You want help?
Move out of your parents house and UTSE.
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thelivingfreekshow
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MycoUnderground said:
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thelivingfreekshow said:
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MycoUnderground said: Ugghhh...
Sorry man, I don't like the idea of helping anyone grow mushrooms under their parents' noses. I find it to be very disrescpectful.
   
is so funny about that?
cuz i think maybe just HE should worry about disrespecting his parents, he didnt ask if it was disrespectful, he simply asked...HOW. he has 2 parents, doesnt need 3 i wouldnt think.
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ShroomingChaos
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Its cheaper to live here instead of having my own place again paying rent and stuff. The economy blows today man.. It shouldnt matter to you, its not like you would get in trouble and I wouldnt either. I just simply asked for ideas...
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esquaredx



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I had this in my dresser 


Shoebox sized container, with a few holes, some perlite and a small tray in the middle. Worked good. Didnt try it in my parents house tho
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ShroomingChaos
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I like that idea. The few holes was enough fresh air for them to grow well without giving more air? If so how often? How many cakes did you mix in with your substrate?
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esquaredx



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Yeah the few holes did the job amazingly. Id drill a bunch more holes above the perlite if I wanted to improve, and fan as often as possible. (I couldnt really fan that much, MAYBE 2 times a day)
Light is the worst part about a hidden grow. I would set mine out every chance I could to get light every now and then. Maybe you could do better with the lighting and fanning then I could 
I used a quart of WBS spawned to some coir/verm. Nothing fancy, and didnt really measure out anything. Just a little experiment I had tried before.
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ShroomingChaos
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Thats awesome. I think I am going to give that a try. What did you use to incubate?
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esquaredx



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Incubate? I just threw everything together and let it chill in there.
Nothing fancy at all. Was happy with the results tho.
I dont think its the best idea to have a hidden mushroom grow in your parents house tho.
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Boheim
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Re: Need help creating a hidden FC [Re: esquaredx]
#14241530 - 04/05/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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esquaredx said: I had this in my dresser 


Shoebox sized container, with a few holes, some perlite and a small tray in the middle. Worked good. Didnt try it in my parents house tho 
I like that idea...here inspections are the issue,I had an aquarium stand built to conceal shit in the past,but the drawer idea would done alot better.
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shroomie_glen
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Hey mycounderground, you might as well say "well I'm not helping you if your in the US and your cultivating cubensis. That is against US law and is very deisrespectful to the government."
I'll help you chaos, JUST because your in north carolina, (got a lot of love for that state) and ten years ago when I was 16, i too grew under my parents noses.
Here are my tips for pulling off a suxessful stealth grow in your parental's domicile:
-Keep your room FILTHY TRASHED. Seriously, a dirty room arouses a lot less suspicion when there are WEIRD (to parents) items sitting around (fruiting chamber, cans of oust, jugs of distilled water). If your room is squeaky clean, the parents can search it in like 5 minutes and find any contraband quickly. If its dirty however, they probably dont want to search it/ if they do search it will be harder to discern drug-cultivating paraphernalia from normal teenager room trash. -Give up on trying to make money from the shrooms your about to produce. With a stealth grow, your only going to be able to make personal amounts. You COULD do a huge bulk grow with relative stealth; but the risks aren't worthwhile if you go through all the work and right after colonisation of the tub, you induce pinning triggers, then your parents find it and throw it out./bummer! -I would reccomend doing the simple and easy pf tek with a shotgun fruiting chamber. If you use a relatively small Fruiting chamber, you can hide it amongst all the trash in your room pretty easily, as I had to do some 10 odd years ago. -Your going to want to try and DETER your parents from going in your room at all costs. Do this by any means necessary. I have already mentioned the filthy room technique, as I mastered in my youth. Other tried and TRUE tactics are, but are not limited to: 1. Spending as much time in your room as possible. 2. Masturbate ALL the time so that your parentals associate your room with icky teen jizm. Basically any time they force their way into your room, be in there strokin'. You'd be surprised at how successful of a tactic this is. 3. Leave Dirty clothes that smell funky draped over everything in your room. This is a two fold tactic: Firstly it helps adhere the filthy room technique that we've already gone over. Secondly, and this is the genius of it, it puts a stagnant funk smell in your room that is a NATURAL parent deterrent. But the good thing is that its YOUR funk, so you wont be able to really smell it unless its absolutely atrocious. Unless it reeks, your pretty much immune to your own smell because your inundated in it everyday, all day. 4.Constantly play music that you love and that you know your parentals HATE. Every kid has that certain band or genre of music that their parents absolutely cannot stand. This in itself is a surprisingly effective parent deterrent.
So far, youve dulled almost all of your parents innate contraband finding skills by numbing their senses. \ THey cannot SEE the contraband if its hidden amongst rubbish in your room. They cannot HEAR you doing fucked up shit with all that wicked dubstep blaring all the time. They wont go FEELING around in piles of your room junk for fear of Jizm coating everything. They can't SMELL your fungi drying if the room is already funky to the point of where they don't breath through their noses when they enter your room.
So basically, your going to want to keeep them out of your room entirely as a first defense, secondly your going to want to distract them with teen-filth and grodyness IF they even do enter.
-I had to learn these things through years of stealthy activities under my parents' noses.
BONUS!!! Want to know the absolute BEST place to stash something small in your room? In the shirt pocket of a dress shirt hanging in your closet. The parents NEVER look there. Got away with stashing shit there countless times.
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Edited by shroomie_glen (04/05/11 12:08 PM)
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esquaredx



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Some of those suggestions are great
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shroomie_glen
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YMMV ofcourse., but it alll worked for me. good luck and god speed kid.
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Re: Need help creating a hidden FC [Re: esquaredx]
#14241579 - 04/05/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I really wouldn't grow a schedule I substance (the most heavily punishable schedule in the US, as well as many other countries) on someone else's property without their permission. If you're over 18, it's a little more acceptable, because you will be held responsible to a larger degree. However, do you want to drag your parents, who are currently housing you and probably feeding you as well, into the mess that is drug-related charges and legal battles? You'll be charged with possession and intent to distribute at the very least, and it's likely the state will push for accomplice charges for your parents unless they can prove ignorance. Proving ignorance is difficult.
Be glad that your parents are nice enough to accommodate you. Use some of the money you're saving to just buy something (ahem) for yourself.
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ShroomingChaos
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Thanks man. Ive done a grow once before and just got lucky, right after I had picked them and threw the spent cakes out my dad was like whats that tub doing over there? Luckily he doesnt search my room and no one goes into it except for me. It should be fairly easy I was just wondering if you guys had some beneficial ideas to throw out there. I think I am going to use esquares idea and do 2 of those pans for me and some buddies to have a good time in the mountains. Thanks for all of the help.
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MycoUnderground
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shroomie_glen said: Hey mycounderground, you might as well say "well I'm not helping you if your in the US and your cultivating cubensis. That is against US law and is very deisrespectful to the government."
Yeah.. that's exactly what I meant...
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Need help creating a hidden FC [Re: Arcturus17]
#14241604 - 04/05/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why would LEO be searching his parents house? If his parents are in that much shit already, they probably wouldnt care that he was cultivating a schedule I substance.
I wholeheartedly believe you can get away with this one kid, if you play all your cards right. I got away with it for OVER a year, so I know you can pull off at least one grow...
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esquaredx



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I personally think hes trying to grow edibles 
Did he say hes trying to grow an illegal mushroom?
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ShroomingChaos
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I am trying to grow edibles (= haha
thanks for the support shroomie
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Prisoner#1
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: we dont condone people violating the sanctity of their parents homes, putting their parents at risk of federal prosecution as well as seizure of assets under the RICO act, I'd like o suggest those considering it read up on the RICO Act and maybe grow up, move out and put only their own asses on the line
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/usc_sup_01_18_10_I_20_96.html
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