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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc] 2
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
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12468 said: Let's see, dirtiest shit I`ve done sexually...
Wife and I, both on MDMA, ended up pissing in cups and drinking each other's urine
Going back and forth from ass to pussy, after eating out her ass
Wife and I fucked one of her friends so hard she cried
I fucked a massively obese girl while drunk and then found the crusty condom in my bed several weeks later
Wife pried rock hard heroin shit out of my ass with her fingers
Incest role playing
I'll add some more later
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iwasaClown said: Why the cups, guy?
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14231865 - 04/03/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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vandago said: This thread is gonna turn into a fucked up sex cult.
Whens the gathering?
haha
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its a nice little place to vent about my endeavors
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14234998 - 04/04/11 07:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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masturbating while driving rules. haven't done that in a while but the first time i did i was in shock that i was actually able to finish.
I had sex on the floor of the photolab darkroom in college. this was actually after i graduated, i went to campus for a show with my boyfriend at the time. Being fingered on a rooftop at a party was also pretty fun. also getting fingered in the back seat of someone's car while the driver was getting road head was pretty fun too. although i didn't know about the road head part till later.
And really YB? Oral while one your period? i mean... i'll give it to ya that if a guy was willing to do that i'd be impressed and maybe turned on a bit? maybe? that kinda devotion and love for the pussy is pretty sexy. but i dunno if i'd really WANT that to happen.. especially cause i love the kiss after oral.. and i'm not sure i'd wanna kiss a guy after that.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
#14235199 - 04/04/11 08:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've never masturbated while driving. The idea never really dawned on me. I'll have to try it tonight on the way to class. 
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but i dunno if i'd really WANT that to happen.. especially cause i love the kiss after oral.. and i'm not sure i'd wanna kiss a guy after that.
You'd be surprised what you want in the heat of the moment.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14235740 - 04/04/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Can't imagine masturbating on any roadway besides an interstate at night. It has got to be more annoying for a male, since there is a long protrusion and mess at the end.
Be safe and make sure you don't use both hands, BothHands. lewl, me so funny.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14235794 - 04/04/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BothHands said: I've never masturbated while driving. The idea never really dawned on me. I'll have to try it tonight on the way to class. 
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but i dunno if i'd really WANT that to happen.. especially cause i love the kiss after oral.. and i'm not sure i'd wanna kiss a guy after that.
You'd be surprised what you want in the heat of the moment. 
Probably way easier as a girl lol.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#14235798 - 04/04/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe I'll try when I'm stuck in traffic on the way home. Not hard to control the car at 35mph.
I don't see how it would be easier though. Same vigorous hand movements. Driving with one hand either way. And trust me, there's still a mess.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14236088 - 04/04/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wouldn't it make more sense to wait till you got home?
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty] 1
#14236159 - 04/04/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sure it would, but sometimes it's fun to do things that don't make sense.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14238007 - 04/04/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Like clown sex!?
Ha, i kid, i've never done that. Not sure i'd want to.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14238171 - 04/04/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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clown sex
haha
id put a big red clown nose on my dick
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14238399 - 04/04/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14238405 - 04/04/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I bet you've had clown sex. 
Side note: Car didn't work out for me. Guess it's not for everyone.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14238529 - 04/04/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, how was it?
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14238535 - 04/04/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't think I need more detail. It didn't work out.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14238545 - 04/04/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh, but i think you do. Yeah, i can't imagine what you'd say if you crashed into someone.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14238553 - 04/04/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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haha, no property damage was done.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14238574 - 04/04/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah its definitely an interesting experience
basketball shorts are a must
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
#14238591 - 04/04/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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And really YB? Oral while one your period? i mean... i'll give it to ya that if a guy was willing to do that i'd be impressed and maybe turned on a bit? maybe? that kinda devotion and love for the pussy is pretty sexy. but i dunno if i'd really WANT that to happen.. especially cause i love the kiss after oral.. and i'm not sure i'd wanna kiss a guy after that.

with the right person, i don't think i would mind a kiss afterward.
this thread continues to deliver!
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