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LOL FUNNY
    #14235352 - 04/04/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Has this been posted? I have not been here much lately. I thought the title of the headline and the text was pretty funny.

World Penis Size Map Is Hard News to Swallow

we're coming up a little short here in the United States. That's right. The US of A and all its gloriousness is pretty far up there on the penis size chart. In fact, we're #98 out of 112 countries. And sorry, fellows, in this case, the bigger the number on the chart, the smaller the d*cks.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/118279/world_penis_size_map_is


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #14235365 - 04/04/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh good, we're still in the green. I'm all good. Kinda annoying that the map won't enlarge btw. Apparently it has some form of erectile dysfunction.


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: koraks]
    #14235378 - 04/04/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL I know, pissed me off too. I hate it when it soesn't enlarge!


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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #14235381 - 04/04/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's just that if it's so small, it isn't really good for anything.


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: koraks]
    #14235554 - 04/04/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

5.1 inches for America?

I consider my self pretty average, but according to this im pretty big lol. But seriously, how many fools have a dick less that 5 inches.

Its all those damn asian immigrants ruining our stats


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: koraks]
    #14235605 - 04/04/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
Oh good, we're still in the green. I'm all good. Kinda annoying that the map won't enlarge btw. Apparently it has some form of erectile dysfunction.



http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

That's friggin' huge.
twss

EDIT: But seriously, average penis size in Colombia and Bolivia and Venezuela is 17 inches?
WTF are they eating?

Oh, it's centimeters. That's a little less freakish.


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #14235608 - 04/04/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
World Penis Size Map Is Hard News to Swallow






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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14235712 - 04/04/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: 4runner]
    #14235726 - 04/04/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

is it measuring erect or flacid? sometimes it can be like 3 inches flacid and 7 inches erect or varies alot depending on the weather



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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: Envix]
    #14235737 - 04/04/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Envix said:
is it measuring erect or flacid? sometimes it can be like 3 inches flacid and 7 inches erect or varies alot depending on the weather




:costanza: I swear I'm usually 10 inches, baby. It's just cold out!


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14235739 - 04/04/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

theres no boness in a pen0r so it has no definite shape or size. like it can stretch n thangs


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Re: LOL FUNNY [Re: Envix]
    #14235742 - 04/04/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol. my penis is always the same size erect though. if my penis changed length, i'd be a little frightened.


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