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Offlineiluvfungi
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You Broke? Fucking Tired of it?
    #14235137 - 04/04/11 08:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ok then save a couple hundred bucks and follow my thread on free unlimited money. DAILY I will tell you PRECISELY when to BUY the Stock.

You can sell when ever you want, but when I say 30% gain, I mean their will be a 30% gain. You want to sell right around their. But this changes all the time based on the time you buy. Best bet is to just sell when it's worth substantially more then you paid for it, near the percentage I gave you. Depending on the precise buy point you buy the percentage gain changes, so I can't give you all precise sell points; you'll have to sell at a high and not be so greedy you don't sell at all; which equals LOSS. EXCESSIVE GREED = LOSS.

Often I sell my position a couple % right below the top price.

High school education? Know how to use a computer? Have enough smarts to find out how to open an account with Ameritrade or use a shittier brokerage if you desire.

It doesn't get any easier then this. For all of you who complain about money, fucking save up a thousand dollars and quit your stupid job. Make $20,000 the first month. Make Millions of dollars with me.

Start Non Profit Businesses, legalize Cannabis, Medical Mushrooms.

Here is the link also in my sig
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14228914

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14235218 - 04/04/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What stock are you proposing that people buy?


And why are you proposing that people buy this specific stock?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 1
    #14235234 - 04/04/11 09:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a typical Internet scam to me.

But I'll follow what you say, see if your the real deal. You never know!


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Patlal]
    #14235351 - 04/04/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



I'm going to have to check this out... You may have very well be on the road to redeeming yourself.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Patlal]
    #14235353 - 04/04/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well an internet scam typically means you don't make money for yourself independently. I don't see how I gain money directly from you trading. Millions people trade all the stocks, options, bonds, currency daily. If you include everyone that has a 401K, personal traders, mutual fund owners; etc.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #14235354 - 04/04/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

iluvfungi giving financial advice now...:rofl2:

priceless...


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14235366 - 04/04/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
What stock are you proposing that people buy?


And why are you proposing that people buy this specific stock?




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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: 13.step]
    #14235367 - 04/04/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I started following today and I have already made A MILLION DOLLARS!

THANK YOU iluvfungi!!! YOU ARE SUCH A FUNGUY!
:bigyesnod:


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: hesus321]
    #14235372 - 04/04/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

April Fools. I've never traded a single stock in my entire life; much less earned a dollar. Read the future? Make accurate stock predictions?

No one can actually do that for reals. That would be like a miracle or something. Just kidding!, April Fools!!

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: hesus321]
    #14235373 - 04/04/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Anybody who knows anything knows that you get the best money advice from psychotic people who play in traffic. You guys should probably invest your life savings.


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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: 13.step]
    #14235375 - 04/04/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

13.step said:
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

iluvfungi giving financial advice now...:rofl2:

priceless...



Don't take it too lightly now. He's been in the investment business since March, and apparently, he regularly comes up with unique ideas. It's all legit.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14235376 - 04/04/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

how much money do you think i can make before my last 5 and a half days of life pass and i burn in the 7th level of hell for all eternity? does the money come with me?

a quote from a chimaira song says "... every dollar you save, Will cushion your pillow in hell..."

is this true?


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: robbyberto]
    #14235389 - 04/04/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well so far my investment advice is right on. I haven't lost anyone one, if you've followed my advice so far. Nor will you.

You can't loose money from buying ALTO today and selling near close, and you can't loose money buying VTPI for a long term investment. I'll be posting daily, so I guess you can keep on seeing I'm never wrong and I never loose my investors money.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14235397 - 04/04/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

iluvfungi said:
April Fools. I've never traded a single stock in my entire life; much less earned a dollar. Read the future? Make accurate stock predictions?

No one can actually do that for reals. That would be like a miracle or something. Just kidding!, April Fools!!




:doublefacepalm:

Somebody watched Limitless and got a bit too inspired.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14235400 - 04/04/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

heh, i knew you were up to something with this thread.

only inside traders can predict stock movements , and that is illegal.


but it is actually not all that difficult for someone to make an educated guess on what sort of companies are likely to be profitable.

don't quote me on this , but all you really have to do is view the companies accounts, ( which are all freely available if its a public company ), find the value of its assets, then measure this against the total number of stocks on issue x price of stock = value of company.

Under-valued companies are generally good bets to invest in (assets are higher then the 'value' price of the stock) if they are stable and don't look like they will collapse, as they are usually the target of takeover bids that will 9/10 times lead to an increase int he stock price during the takeover process, and subsequent gains from the restructuring and stream lining of businesses by more effective management.


Or you can just dump a whole bunch of money into a really steady and safe company that is never going to fail and wait it out. If you look at stock market trends, in the long run they are always upwards. Recession here, trough there, overtime things always increase. So if you stick with it in the long run you will make money on a safe company.


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14235406 - 04/04/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
don't quote me on this , but all you really have to do is view the companies accounts, ( which are all freely available if its a public company ), find the value of its assets, then measure this against the total number of stocks on issue x price of stock = value of company.




Hah, yeah. That really makes it sound simple. The only problem is in valuating those assets, which is particularly difficult as it involves a good bit of guesstimating and crystal balling even if you know the company inside-out. Once you've worked out a reliable way to valuate assets using publicly available data, please post back.

To clarify the above: a company's stock value isn't so much determined by the value of its current assets, as by the cash flows it's expected to realize in the next few years. That's where the crystal-balling comes in.

Edited by koraks (04/04/11 09:54 AM)

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: iluvfungi]
    #14235409 - 04/04/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

To iluvfungi


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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: koraks]
    #14235427 - 04/04/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

koraks said:
Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
don't quote me on this , but all you really have to do is view the companies accounts, ( which are all freely available if its a public company ), find the value of its assets, then measure this against the total number of stocks on issue x price of stock = value of company.




Hah, yeah. That really makes it sound simple. The only problem is in valuating those assets, which is particularly difficult as it involves a good bit of guesstimating and crystal balling even if you know the company inside-out. Once you've worked out a reliable way to valuate assets using publicly available data, please post back.




Sure it's simplified, but it's possible. And i'm sure it happens a whole lot. Generally the accounts that the company shows will be accurate and plausible, because its a crime for public companies to misrepresent their financial positions to anyone, and they are watched dilligently in doing so.

But i know what you mean, alot of assets have speculative values put on them that could have a fluctuation around it, as well as many other factors complicating things.

It's just one factor to be looked at , i'm sure there are a bazillion more different methods of identifying worthy stocks also.


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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14235442 - 04/04/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
Sure it's simplified, but it's possible. And i'm sure it happens a whole lot.



Sure, that's what investors do. That's also why it's a job that potentially pays very well, as it represents the business analog of rocket science.

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Generally the accounts that the company shows will be accurate and plausible, because its a crime for public companies to misrepresent their finanial positions to anyone, and they are watched dilligently in doing so.



At the same time, it's no secret that publicly traded companies often operate on the very limits of what's allowed. From first-hand experience, I can assert that it's often next to impossible to accurately interpret some of the key information elements in financial reports without having inside knowledge of the company. And even then there are often secrets that are only known on board level that may only come to light if things go belly-up.

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Re: You Broke? Fucking Tired of it? [Re: koraks]
    #14235459 - 04/04/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)


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