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Offlineandrewss
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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: JT]
    #14226540 - 04/02/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lettin LaShonda poop on my chest after treating her to a fancy night out at churches


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: andrewss]
    #14226618 - 04/02/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't see why that was a mistake

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: JT]
    #14227433 - 04/02/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

JT said:
drunk dialing an ex telling her i deserved a blowjob. didn't really fly.





hahahaha


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: JT]
    #14228371 - 04/02/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

JT said:
drunk dialing an ex telling her i deserved a blowjob. didn't really fly.




If you could tell a current gf you deserve a blowjob, and actually get one, then props to you.  That shit would never fly in my house:nonono:.

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14229607 - 04/03/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I told her she could stay the night with me.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: mindbentempire]
    #14229619 - 04/03/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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mindbentempire said:
I had an incredibly hot girlfriend in highschool.
Reason why she broke up with me 4 weeks in was because I...

Lets say my foot fetish came to light :crazy2:



she was too young... too bad, though, if she was hot.

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14229697 - 04/03/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

biggest mistake i've made, and i've done it several times


get horny, or drunk,, or both...and call the girl im currently fucking's friends and try to fuck her..

its worked a few times, but even those few that has given it up still ran back and told on me :frown:

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: biologys]
    #14229803 - 04/03/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When I was 19 I failed one class after another because I spent all time fucking my girlfriend. Or anticipating the fucking.

Also having sex without a condom when I really shouldn't.

And like the other guy in this topic I once sent a text to an ex while drunk and horny to insist I deserved a blowjob because she cheated on me back in the day. She agreed. I even got 2 blowjobs. Life can be surprising.

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: azay]
    #14230319 - 04/03/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm in college and get laid everyday I want it (ie everyday). I've even fucked 3 girls in the same day. I've done kinky bondage and choking girls yet. All of this and I still masturbate... I'm beginning to think I suffer from sex addiction.


...at least it keeps me in shape

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14230365 - 04/03/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was all drunk and fucked on up klonopins and slept my best friends girlfriend. 

Biggest mistake ever


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Big Worm]
    #14233192 - 04/03/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a girlfriend in high school that I cared little for... so she got broke up with on valentines day. she never let it down. then I got out of school into real women and many women...at a time. Would get bombed and on the end up at a womans house. At least she was hot, so I got it. again I guess. so she said. Nohing wrong with blondes with double D's. but there is nothing wrong with average women that you can call that have shut down the factory and opened up the playground and you are hitting it while her soon to be ex husband was out of town for work. Then I hit it for the next 2 years then it got old.

Edited by mister (04/03/11 08:40 PM)

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: mister]
    #14233451 - 04/03/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

while at a small house party its a work shindig and the hot receptionist with big boobs is hitting a pipe infront of me, so while she's lighting the pipe, her elbows are gonig a little high, and her boobs are right there, pipe.:lol:  Oh man, she blew out her smoke and ran in the house to tell the host, who I alraedy tried to ask to have sex with before I got there :lol:

Edited by shaos (04/04/11 12:57 AM)

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14233519 - 04/03/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

another

Edited by shaos (04/04/11 12:58 AM)

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14233565 - 04/03/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

gave a girl a ride home and new she was already with a guy, she told me i could spend the night, so i went in, and she said i could sleep on the floor

i asked her if  i could come sleep with her and she said that i better leave before dude got home

on my way out i saw a aluminum baseball bat leaning against the door frame.. im not too liked by a bunch of gangsters now?

:facepalm:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: the human abstract]
    #14234069 - 04/03/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh man, the stories here.  I think some folk need to remember the line between a friend and someone that you want to fuck.  Too many times I see horny friends lost in their thoughts and immaturity that they become over-obsessed with someone clearly not interested - but who would make an amazing friend!  Grr..

But the scary part is, I totally know I used to do that. 

I've called / texted / emailed / IMd all sorts of people when horny and a lil out of control, looking for sex / pictures / whatev. 

I fucked this chick at a festival who I wasn't really interested in at all... but.. was too high to care (and it was dark, and her boobies felt pretty nice.. HA!).
One night a few weeks/months later, was horny talking to her over some IM shit, and ended up managing to get a bunch of photos out of her.. nearly a video too.

Done that multiple times.  Pretty sure it's pissed off some people.

And I masturbate too much atm, even though I have a ridiculously gorgeous, loving partner whom we have regular (AMAZING) sex together... but still, the allure of all sorts of porn and masturbating... even at work (plenty) happens.  Once upon a time.. I would've looked down on folk who did it...

dang...

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14234230 - 04/03/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a three year relationship:tongue2:

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14236679 - 04/04/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Horny got me...

~A couple unprotected 1 night stands.
~ridiculous sex convos on the phone with girls i would never actually do.
~Cheated a couple times
~sex with girls that i knew i shouldnt of done. Then did, then after regretted what i knew i was gonna regret before i even started :frown:

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: dshow]
    #14240118 - 04/05/11 03:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

drunk dialing an ex telling her i deserved a blowjob. didn't really fly.




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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin]
    #14240136 - 04/05/11 03:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

at 14 i was having phone sex with this 19 year old stripper
at 17 I banged this 37 year old
now at 23 I am banging a 35 year old


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Cherk]
    #14243421 - 04/05/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

~had sex in the ocean next to the beach.
~had sex in countless stop overs in cars.
~had sex in a park.
~had sex in random beds.
~fucked a friends gf.
~tried to play multiple girls for many years now, rarely works out. actually fucks me over.

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