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OfflineBothHands
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
    #14215943 - 03/31/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Or rather, one of the more intoxicated ones. :lol:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
    #14215970 - 03/31/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

at least u havn't fucked a couch


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216053 - 03/31/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha, how'd that work out for ya?

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
    #14216176 - 03/31/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

i think 1/2 the guys in this thread have done it

i never really got into it though..


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216358 - 03/31/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I started when I was like 7.  I didn't know anything about girls, so I masturbated to things like spiderman and hotwheels and shit.  Those were the days :lol:

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14216480 - 03/31/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha

thats hilarious

i immediately associated it with sex

i remember the first porn i watched

it was this weird ass vampire fetish porn

it was pretty fucked up thinking about it


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216519 - 03/31/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When I was 10 or 11 I used to stay up late and watch soft porn on cinemax.  I loved that shit.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14216535 - 03/31/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

we ordered porn once (when i was maybe 14) and it showed on this dudes parents bill

he got in deep shit haha


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216615 - 03/31/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
we ordered porn once (when i was maybe 14) and it showed on this dudes parents bill

he got in deep shit haha




"backyard sluts 9" by any chance?

Started doing it regularly around 11, but had some occasions leading back till around 8 or 9... used to skip every class in school and spend that time avoiding truancy cops lol... was pretty awesome.
Jackin' it over here, running over there, trying to blend in with crowds and steal peoples lunch's


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
    #14216638 - 03/31/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

backdoor sluts 9?

my god! thats like the most hardcore porno ever!

im pretty sure i got a blowjob when i was like 9 at a sleepover, and i'm almost positive i fingered a girl.

i used to stay at her house a lot and we slept together, things got interesting.

i dont think thats dirty though, more like "weird shit i did as a kid" category.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (03/31/11 07:10 PM)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216651 - 03/31/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a blowjob to me :shrug:


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I do not condone having sex with little children...

Edited by ahchela (03/31/11 07:13 PM)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: ahchela]
    #14216663 - 03/31/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well u know how childhood memories are
gets mixed in with other things


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216709 - 03/31/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I started when I was like 7.  I didn't know anything about girls, so I masturbated to things like spiderman and hotwheels and shit.  Those were the days :lol:




:rofl:

That's amazing.  I don't think I ever masturbated to anything until I was maybe 13.

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im pretty sure i got a blowjob when i was like 9 at a sleepover, and i'm almost positive i fingered a girl.

i used to stay at her house a lot and we slept together, things got interesting.

i dont think thats dirty though, more like "weird shit i did as a kid" category.




I think we all "played doctor" when we were really little.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
    #14216720 - 03/31/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

we also wore spandex and used handcuffs :shrug:

:lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14216741 - 03/31/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, my friend when I was a kid said "don't you remember we went into the closet with each other's older sister and sucked their nipples?" (not tits yet)

I have no memory of it. But I do remember having a bit of a crush on his sister.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: flugelizor]
    #14216774 - 03/31/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I didn't have any gals on my street going up, and it was pretty rural and no play dates. Fucking sucks lol. O well, as I get older and begin to lose my mind I'll just make up stuff I did as a young brat pre puberty until I believe it. :awesome:


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Lennyk] * 2
    #14225992 - 04/02/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Let's see, dirtiest shit I`ve done sexually...

Wife and I, both on MDMA, ended up pissing in cups and drinking each other's urine

Going back and forth from ass to pussy, after eating out her ass

Wife and I fucked one of her friends so hard she cried

I fucked a massively obese girl while drunk and then found the crusty condom in my bed several weeks later

Wife pried rock hard heroin shit out of my ass with her fingers

Incest role playing

I'll add some more later

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: 12468] * 2
    #14226543 - 04/02/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why the cups, guy?


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: 12468]
    #14228452 - 04/02/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Let's see, dirtiest shit I`ve done sexually...

Wife and I, both on MDMA, ended up pissing in cups and drinking each other's urine

Going back and forth from ass to pussy, after eating out her ass

Wife and I fucked one of her friends so hard she cried

I fucked a massively obese girl while drunk and then found the crusty condom in my bed several weeks later

Wife pried rock hard heroin shit out of my ass with her fingers

Incest role playing

I'll add some more later



lol fucking beauty!!!!

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
    #14229378 - 04/03/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i got a good one for yall

tonight i was with my girl and we're sitting on the couch and there's probably 4-5 people from her family sitting and chatting with us

and little do they know i'm fingering the shit out of her :lol:

it was exhilerating as hell, she just had a blanket covering everything. she even gave me a handjob which was hard as hell, i was in the most ridiculous position.

i also tongued her ear.. tasted waxy as fuck but she did it back to me and it felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (04/03/11 12:46 AM)

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