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OfflineSprezzatura
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Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night
    #14223428 - 04/01/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223525 - 04/01/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sex + (coke) (ecstacy) + (weapons)(penis) - dick(ass/cock) + butt rape - losers = pussy naked


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14223543 - 04/01/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Sex + (coke) (ecstacy) + (weapons)(penis) - dick(ass/cock) + butt rape - losers = pussy naked



:yesnod:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223550 - 04/01/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:




Sobrity + Continuing Education + Wedding plans - Dumbness(alcohol/consumption) + Boring Reading - Lusting = Perfect Night?

:shrug:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #14223558 - 04/01/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:hanky:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Dank_Trichome]
    #14223568 - 04/01/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Dank_Trichome said:
:hanky:



:lol: come on, i think it was a good stab at it :strokebeard:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223584 - 04/01/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Saturday + Continuing Education + Wet pussy - Dudes(Athletic/Chumps) + Bros - Lapdances = poonanny

Edited by abltsandwich (04/01/11 10:01 PM)

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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14223626 - 04/01/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You're right
Shouldn't be so critical w/o submitting
one of my own.


Sucking + Close Encounter + Wet Pussy - Dick (All/Chicks) + Breakfast - Loafers = poontang Naive


:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223654 - 04/01/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:



suck+cock experience+welcome penetration+dick-rubbing (against cocks)+bro's remorse+ lies= penis-touching never-happened


sounds kinda gay to me, op


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14223664 - 04/01/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Sex + (coke) (ecstacy) + (weapons)(penis) - dick(ass/cock) + butt rape - losers = pussy naked




I like this one the best so far, haha.


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223733 - 04/01/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

no, but i really want to have a drink after trying to figure it out

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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: sleepy]
    #14223750 - 04/01/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Coaster???

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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223797 - 04/01/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:





Well did anybody guess right?


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223823 - 04/01/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:




Sexy-time + Co-Ed + Wonderful people - Dicks(Assholes/Cunts) + Bitchen roommates - Light = party naked


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Salomon]
    #14223829 - 04/01/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:



suck+cock experience+welcome penetration+dick-rubbing (against cocks)+bro's remorse+ lies= penis-touching never-happened


sounds kinda gay to me, op



AHAAAHAHAHAHAGGHH!!11  :eatadick:

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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14223846 - 04/01/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
S+CE+Wp-D(A/C)+Br-L=pn

Can You guess the variables? :smile:




Sexy-time + Co-Ed + Wonderful people - Dicks(Assholes/Cunts) + Bitchen roommates - Light = party naked




Nice. I can't think of one. :sad:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Dank_Trichome]
    #14223863 - 04/01/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No one guessed it right, but now I can't remember what they all stood for and my roommate is passed out on the couch so I can't asked him.


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223878 - 04/01/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This thread does not deliver! :crankey:


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223880 - 04/01/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I do know it was something like Spontaneity + Cosmic Electricity (forget what the wp meant) - Drama multiplied by Alcohol divided by (forget what the C stood for) + Brain response minus (forget what the L meant) = Perfect night.


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Re: Roommate mathematically formulates a perfect drinking night [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14223903 - 04/01/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
No one guessed it right, but now I can't remember what they all stood for and my roommate is passed out on the couch so I can't asked him.




What?  It's not even that late.  Room mate's theory = fail

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