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Invisibleatayia
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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: dshow]
    #14243741 - 04/05/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wait, having sex in the ocean next to the beach and the other ones similar on your list....those were a mistake?  how so?  did you get caught or?


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: atayia]
    #14243760 - 04/05/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Who knows what my dick could of caught in a damn ocean. Let alone her vagina. I guess the others were just what happened when i got horny. no mistakes. My bad.
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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Humility]
    #14252012 - 04/07/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Humility said:
Unprotected sex dozens of times with someone I have no business having a child with.




^^ this.  I just can't resist coming inside.  It's such a weakness.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Sillicybin]
    #14252042 - 04/07/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Sillicybin said:
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Humility said:
Unprotected sex dozens of times with someone I have no business having a child with.




^^ this.  I just can't resist coming inside.  It's such a weakness.




Fucking :feelsgoodman:

But not the day after :feelsbadman:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14263337 - 04/09/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was at work and, well, horny...

I wanted to text my guy something dirty but I ended up accidentally sending the text to a work friend.

It was the most awkward thing ever. I apologized and tried to explain the situation. However, he was gay so, though he found it funny, he said that it really creeped him out at first.

Anyways, all my work friends never let me live that one down.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: atayia]
    #14263344 - 04/09/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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atayia said:
wait, having sex in the ocean




In the ocean is awful.  The salt is extremely abraisive and uncomfortable.  It's horrible.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: BothHands]
    #14263590 - 04/09/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Getting it on spontaneously after a dry spell which meant I hadn't shaved legs or pussy for a good few weeks cos I wasn't looking for any fun.

Embarrasing as fuck. Shave all the time now - bet it's ages till anyone looks either! :mad2:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: BothHands]
    #14263596 - 04/09/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Weird, I never would have imagined that.  But I've never been to the ocean either. :confused:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Hinny]
    #14263649 - 04/09/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Hinny said:
Getting it on spontaneously after a dry spell which meant I hadn't shaved legs or pussy for a good few weeks cos I wasn't looking for any fun.

Embarrasing as fuck. Shave all the time now - bet it's ages till anyone looks either! :mad2:



:datass: some of us like hairy pussy

and some guys are like me, and don't care either way about leg hair. :awesome:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: atayia]
    #14263682 - 04/09/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Whaat?!!  The ocean is amazing.  How far is the drive?


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: BothHands]
    #14263876 - 04/09/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Denting my car hood...


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Invisibleatayia
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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Microppose]
    #14263890 - 04/09/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Roughly 2000 km in any direction?


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: atayia]
    #14263941 - 04/09/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Shit, that sucks..  You'll get to the beach one day.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Big Worm]
    #14270414 - 04/11/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Big Worm said:
I was all drunk and fucked on up klonopins and slept my best friends girlfriend. 

Biggest mistake ever




I did the same thing

except she was drunk and I was on Ecstasy

and no way I was gonna turn down sex on X..

but after coming down I felt awful, and even worse after he found out :frown:

he hasn't really talked to me since. its sad. we were like brothers and I betrayed him. I hate this.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin]
    #14270421 - 04/11/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Made out with chicks I wouldn't normally be attracted to.

On a lesser note, I also often find myself going home from parties after I get horny, because as soon as I get into pussy-chasing mode, it just stops being fun(mainly because I always fail at it).


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Silversoul]
    #14280656 - 04/12/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I once had sex with this really fucking ugly server at my work who was also about 3 inches shorter than me. I was blackout drunk and didn't know what was going on. I think I may have thrown up in the middle of it too. I wish I could erase that night from my memory.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin]
    #14281080 - 04/12/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Being too honest...apparently that can be a turn off.


Edited by Anonymous (05/22/11 07:35 AM)


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #14281165 - 04/12/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

had one night stand with a neighbor while upset and high... this place is too small to not run into each other.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: mindbentempire]
    #14281377 - 04/12/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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mindbentempire said:
I had an incredibly hot girlfriend in highschool.
Reason why she broke up with me 4 weeks in was because I...

Lets say my foot fetish came to light :crazy2:




what's wrong with that? i have a foot fetish also, to be honest it's hard not to have one. feet are hot! well... usually.

but anyway, if the girl is freaked out by you grooming her feet, tell her to go clip her toenails, shower and scrub her feet, and then you should be good to go. i mean why else would anyone care?


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: imachavel]
    #14281396 - 04/12/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hooking up with friends... usually not a good idea.


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