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Offlinegeorgetaburin
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Mistakes you've made while horny
    #14222092 - 04/01/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What's the most stupid or regretful thing you have done as a result of being horny and not thinking clearly or thoroughly about something? I am sure we all have stories.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin]
    #14222263 - 04/01/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

as a kid, many. as an adult, masturbated too frequently resulting in poor performance


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14222539 - 04/01/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Having sex period is a mistake.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: HyperSpaceMaggot]
    #14222573 - 04/01/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

MY mistakes have been a few horny emails over the years. When I was younger though. Basically I knew I had nothing to lose and so I sent out these emails talking about wanting to bone the person or it was me just flirting with girls I knew were easy but I would later regret hooking up with...It's still hard to control. I have a raging sex drive.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14222903 - 04/01/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wish I didn't fuck up my high school relationships with my sex drive. I would get in the girls pants, be going GREAT, and then all of the sudden they would overthink sex, and I didn't masterbate anymore cause I had this hot girl I was boning. Needless to say, we would just fight and break up, or get over it, I'd masterbate again, but the fight still tore us apart.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin] * 1
    #14222934 - 04/01/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've had sex with a lot of girls I wouldn't normally have sex with due to alcohol and horniness. That's about it.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: automan]
    #14222976 - 04/01/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Cheating.. Riding bare back..
Spending loads of cash on booze and drugs :feelsgoodman:


Edited by Anonymous (04/01/11 08:01 PM)


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14223016 - 04/01/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I busted my nuts reading this post.. problem solved.. :vaped:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: orison]
    #14223437 - 04/01/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Cheating, and thinking that the sex was going to be so hot and different from what I already had...it wasn't


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14223528 - 04/01/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Unprotected sex dozens of times with someone I have no business having a child with.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: georgetaburin] * 1
    #14223586 - 04/01/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fucking girls that were just friends and needed to stay that way.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: joe666]
    #14223722 - 04/01/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had an incredibly hot girlfriend in highschool.
Reason why she broke up with me 4 weeks in was because I...

Lets say my foot fetish came to light :crazy2:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: joe666]
    #14223759 - 04/01/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have only one regret-losing my virginity to who I did. This gal was horny for me because she was bigger and hated herself. I made her very happy in bed that night, and actually did a good job for my first time. Problem was, no one had ever treated her decently, and she fell for me. I apologized, but there was no feeling for her and she knew that before. I wasn't going to go into a relationship not caring about someone.


Other than that, i've been happy with my decisions. I'm a young guy, but the gals I fuck with have their tubes tied for one reason or another... well generally. Even then I make sure I know prior whether or not they could abort etc.

Sad though, an ex turned into a bitch, broke up with me, then had unprotected sex with a drunk guy while she was sober. She may be pregnant. Funny, pregnant perhaps on the first try and some couples try for years? What are them odds huh.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Lennyk]
    #14224410 - 04/02/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Trying to jerk off inconspicuously in class in high school.  Needless to say, the girl next to me noticed.  Oh well, :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14224546 - 04/02/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

physicist said:
Trying to jerk off inconspicuously in class in high school.  Needless to say, the girl next to me noticed.  Oh well, :feelsgoodman:




hahah, i do that shit at work almost every week

so far havent been caught :grin:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: mindbentempire]
    #14224559 - 04/02/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When I was a teenager I used to know a guy from irc and he would phone me while he was at work and we would have phone sex and he would jerk off in the back room.  He worked at a software store.  One day his work called my house and my parents answered and they asked if anyone knew so and so who worked at blah blah blah because the long distance (international even!) was over hundreds of dollars.  I always wondered if he got fired but I never saw/heard from him again.


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14224888 - 04/02/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
When I was a teenager I used to know a guy from irc and he would phone me while he was at work and we would have phone sex and he would jerk off in the back room.  He worked at a software store.  One day his work called my house and my parents answered and they asked if anyone knew so and so who worked at blah blah blah because the long distance (international even!) was over hundreds of dollars.  I always wondered if he got fired but I never saw/heard from him again.




i think I know who you are

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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14224998 - 04/02/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

physicist said:
Trying to jerk off inconspicuously in class in high school.  Needless to say, the girl next to me noticed.  Oh well, :feelsgoodman:




I did that when I was 14 years old.... 7 years ago. It makes me cringe, thinking about what was going on in my head back then. Fuck. Surprised I didn't get caught as well. I actually ejaculated as well, most likely because the teacher was one of those "MILFS" with massive tits and a tight shirt and because a decently attractive slut was swinging on her chair with a small skirt and no pants on. Yeah, I went to a rough school, fuck that.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: automan]
    #14225859 - 04/02/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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automan said:

i think I know who you are

:awesome:




oh my nobody was supposed to ever guess :blush:


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Re: Mistakes you've made while horny [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
    #14226200 - 04/02/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

drunk dialing an ex telling her i deserved a blowjob. didn't really fly.


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