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mellowparty
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Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning
#14219936 - 04/01/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've never had a job where i gotta pay taxes and shit. I'm definitely not looking forward to it and I dont think Id get far with this attitude.
I said I know how to do bunch of stuff that I basically had no idea what they are. Then they gave me a test (I didn't expect one) but I guess I passed.
I just talked to this boss person guy and I'm going to work at the horse races tomorrow morning.
TL;DR: first legal job ever
Edited by mellowparty (04/01/11 10:56 AM)
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14219949 - 04/01/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"starting my first legit gob"
Ummmm. I thought this was going to be about something slightly more sexual.
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mrckb]
#14219984 - 04/01/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i'd love to have a job.
I put out a bunch of applications and nobody wants to hire me
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14220014 - 04/01/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just got back from taking a bunch of pre employment tests myself. I already got something part time, but it's just not getting it. Need to make way more. Never made as low of an amount at any job in my life than the one I'm currently at. It's inconsistent too. The one I went to today is very thorough. They have a bunch of math and mechanic tests. I did good on my test. Was the first one to finish out of like 30+ ppl. They said I got everything right.. was actually 4 tests. Then we had to do a breathalyzer, and finally a damned hair drug test.  If I pass that, I have to go in and get physically examined, schedule an interview, etc. They have a real long process.. but it's almost worth it for the money. To be able to pay all my bills with a single weekly check again would be nice.
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mellowparty
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: eris]
#14220049 - 04/01/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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and finally a damned hair drug test.
these tests are pretty expensive you know. When was the last time u got fucked up?
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mellowparty
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mrckb]
#14220060 - 04/01/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mrckb said: "starting my first legit gob"
Ummmm. I thought this was going to be about something slightly more sexual. 
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14220100 - 04/01/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's probably why most companies don't use em. This place is real thorough however. Not even 100% on the last time I used anything.. they claim it goes as far back as 3 months. So I don't know for sure if it's gonna pass or not. I suppose if it was meant to be, it will, if not, oh well. Got nothing to lose either way by trying.
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mellowparty
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: eris]
#14220108 - 04/01/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What kind of a job is it?
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14220141 - 04/01/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's just a production worker, lol. In a steel plant. It's like 16/hour though full time with overtime every week and immediate benefits. Not something I'd want to make a career out of, but it will definitely make my money situation easier for the time being. Been living on my own for like 5 or 6 years, but the last half year has been the hardest yet financially.
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Re: Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14220160 - 04/01/11 11:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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whats an illegal job
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mellowparty
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Re: Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: Atheist]
#14220166 - 04/01/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Where I dont pay taxes
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Re: Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14220171 - 04/01/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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those are the best jobs
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Re: Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: Atheist]
#14220173 - 04/01/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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and blow jobs
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mellowparty
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Re: Starting my first legit job ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: Atheist]
#14220182 - 04/01/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah but im not in my home country so its a tad risky
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: Big Worm]
#14221409 - 04/01/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big Worm said: i'd love to have a job.
I put out a bunch of applications and nobody wants to hire me 
I directly invaded an office and asked for a job. The guy was like sure mate just fill in this form.
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14221431 - 04/01/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
mellowparty said:
Quote:
Big Worm said: i'd love to have a job.
I put out a bunch of applications and nobody wants to hire me 
I directly invaded an office and asked for a job. The guy was like sure mate just fill in this form.
cool dude, i hope it goes well for you
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: I AM SWIN]
#14221442 - 04/01/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maaaaan WTF 
You were my favourite mod 
I VOTE SWIM FOR A REGULAR PUB MOD
feels moderatin man
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: mellowparty]
#14221456 - 04/01/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: Maaaaan WTF 
You were my favourite mod 
I VOTE SWIM FOR A REGULAR PUB MOD
feels moderatin man 
YEAH I AM SWIN FOR MOD
MAKE ME A MOD AGAIN YTHAN
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Re: Starting my first legit gob ever, first thing tomorrow morning [Re: I AM SWIN]
#14226743 - 04/02/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was pouring pints and shit. Half the time I didn't do anything or was getting drunk at work.
I acquired the equivalent of 9g of skunk though. So that was pretty sweet. But the people I worked I couldn't understand what they're saying. Most of em were from Leeds and it was fucking impossible to make out what they're trying to say
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