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SHOW YOUR TITS
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SHOW YOUR TITS
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SHOW YOUR TITS
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks]
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Mine have hair growing all the way around. brb
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks]
#14219200 - 04/01/11 05:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ok
 Note the extra nipple. That one's free, you can have that.
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Quote:
lil_demented said: ok
 Note the extra nipple. That one's free, you can have that. 
I think that must be the most un-erotic nipple in history.
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lil_demented said: ok
 Note the extra nipple. That one's free, you can have that. 
Yikes bro, are those sores from opiates or meth or?
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robbyberto said: I think that must be the most un-erotic nipple in history.
I know, I asked a tattoo friend of mine if I should get the third one pierced, he laughed when he looked.
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Irishdrunk said: Yikes bro, are those sores from opiates or meth or?
 Why does it always have to be the drugs with you man? Can't a man have a normal reason for looking all fucked up? Had some lung surgery, the round holes are from those post-op chest tubes.
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Hahahahaha
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I dunno, people have told me my nipple is pretty un-erotic
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Holy fuck, you should try to pop a few of those!
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i dont like that at all
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: igwna]
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks]
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should not be combined ever.
what is that plant even
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: igwna]
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Lotus.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS *DELETED* [Re: koraks]
#14219340 - 04/01/11 07:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Post deleted by KadaReason for deletion: Lol
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Kada]
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Ass shrinks too. Solved.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks]
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you know you wanna lick em, especially you OP
go ahead give em a try
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Salomon] 1
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Congrats on the new pair, sir
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks] 1
#14219538 - 04/01/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKED UP
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i always new there was something different about salmon props for the courage man
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Micawber]
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might get a touch up tho, they're a little rough.
tryin to look more like

wadduthinkguize?
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Salomon] 1
#14219592 - 04/01/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This thread delivers
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: TTT]
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for your enjoyment people
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Salomon]
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Quote:
Salomon said: might get a touch up tho, they're a little rough.
tryin to look more like

wadduthinkguize?
those are quality breasts.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Obey]
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DosileFlynn said: THIS THREAD IS FUCKED UP 
^^this..
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Obey said: for your enjoyment people

I thought Golem died in the end of Return of the King
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: TTT]
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: THIS THREAD IS FUCKED UP 
but
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TTT said: This thread delivers
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Yo, third nipple guy... Is your third nipple sensitive like the others?
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this thread has me
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Big Worm]
#14219746 - 04/01/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Such an appropriate thread for April 1st.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Big Worm]
#14219748 - 04/01/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ALRIGHT IM DONE.
I USUALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ON THE SHROOMERY BUT THIS THREAD IS TOO MUCH FOR ME, JUST LIKE THAT KILLING ANIMALS THREAD.
ENJOY YOUR DEVIANCY.
IM OUT.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Micawber]
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watching you masturbate
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That last gif is win. It makes me wish I had epic bewbage so I could be all BEWBS UNLEASHED, everytime I take off my bra. Unfortunately/fortunately, they're too petite.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: TTT]
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Petite is goooooood. Just said so to a colleague as well, when we spotted a petite girl at the coffee machine. Petite. Gooooood.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: koraks]
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my girl is petite
but i like it allllllllllllllllllllll
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Holy shit a pic of pris! It is Christmas after all!
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Here's one I just took...
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Wiccan is going to be so pissed off when he sees you postered that!
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Wiccan_Seeker, you mean?
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Yo
I got this new
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Quote:
Greendreams said:
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Salomon said:

you know you wanna lick em, especially you OP
go ahead give em a try
Jesus. It looks like those were sewn together by a street doctor in Tijuana. 
i couldn't find a picture for some reason, but ever see that eps of south park with richard dawkens in it? lol
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ImaginingEmotions said: Yo, third nipple guy... Is your third nipple sensitive like the others?
Not really, but thanks for asking all about my thirdie. I named him Stephen.
Stephen, Why U No Feel?
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Micawber]
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I want moar of that chick so fucking bad.
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Quote:
Synesthetic said:
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Micawber said:

I want moar of that chick so fucking bad.
WoW!!!!!!
I'll 2nd that!!!
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 Gorilla titty

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I hate her face though.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: orison]
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Her face is bad.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Remix]
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Some of those pics don't look like her but she is fuckn gorgeous as far as I'm concerned.
Fav was the short white skirt and white top, you know daddy likes em sum skankz
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Remix]
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Remix said:
Quote:
nutsmcbo said:
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Synesthetic said:
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Micawber said:

I want moar of that chick so fucking bad.
WoW!!!!!!
I'll 2nd that!!!
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/03/epic-boobs-girl-has-been-found.html
http://coedmagazine.com/2010/07/07/alix-bromley-epic-boobs-demotivational-poster-girl-revealed-pics/
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my god what have i unleashed!!!!
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Micawber]
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This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
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aint even gotta read it to know its fucking crazy
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Matthew 7:1-5 Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment that you pronounce you will be judged, and the measure you give will be the measure you get. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, "Let me take the speck out of your eye," when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.
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Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
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iluvfungi said: TAKE HIGH DOSES OF PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS. FIND GOD. DON'T BE A PUSSY. EAT ALOT OF THEM.
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mushrooms are not the way to salvation
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iluvfungi said: This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
wtf do you have to be so damn freaked out all the time? jesus christ. ok then dog, i agree with what pris said
and only because pris is ok with this, am i allowing it. really, if you continue to push your religious beliefs in peoples faiths as often as you do, i would need to give you an infraction, you almost received one........
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iluvfungi said: This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
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is going on in here?
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iluvfungi said: This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
Get a grip man. Breathe. Relax. Everything is gonna be OK.
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I actually posted this the other day.
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iluvfungi said: This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
God is dead.
It's all about the left hand path, baby.
back on track with the self gratification
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: DrMambo]
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Yep, God probably gave up on us when we killed his son, him and the holy ghost.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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btw

you can see exactly where I stop shaving
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: DrMambo]
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wow .. that is awesome.
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someday, I'm gonna do it
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: Obey]
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Obey said: for your enjoyment people

Dude....
WTF
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: DrMambo]
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no time like the present
DO IT
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: dmob12]
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why would you even quote that and put it back on this page?
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because he's a jackass.
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iluvfungi said: This is the most fucked up post ever. All of you posting this shit are sicko's. I remember I used to like fucked up shit like this when my faith in God wasn't strong. Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
Once you fully believe in God, you'll understand how fucked in the head you were when you involuntarily, worshipped the devil. If you are posting this shit, think it's funny in any way or have interest in it; you are straight up a worshiper of Satan. Kinda like Santa, but not.
Keep on not believing God is real, all of you posting this garbage, disgusting, immorale, etc. and I only looked at the first page, if you think those pictures are cool; just keep on going down that path until you life becomes so fucked up, you find God then.
I used to be like you, all fucked in the head. Only recently I fully accepted God. I wear my cross neck lace constantly to never break the faith. Everything in this world is so fucked up; you can't just be on the fence bout God. You must believe 1,000% he is real.
He is so real, that everything you will do, is directly influenced by him. Without him, you might think you have free will, and I guess you do; for the most part. It just sucks when you align with the dark side, instead of the forces of light.
Have fun getting arrested, punished, destroyed. That shit happened to me time and time again when I didn't believe in God. Man every time my life went for the gutter, I was like I'm starting over; I'm reborn, I have a second chance. But shit my life keep on being fucked up, year after year until I worshipped God.
Keep on living in that illusion. Keep on paying the price, year after year. For each positive thing you do, you get a positive in return. For each negative you do, I sware you get 2x the negative back. At least in my personal experience.
Hey man none of you are super evil, but let me tell you; I'm so strongly aligned with God that I even get to punish sinners directly. I met this cat from NY a month ago. We got along since we are both bipolar; he was more manic & I was more depressive.
Since he is a devil worshiper, he thought it was OK to aggressively sue his ex-employer for ridiculous amounts of money. Fucker went with the best lawsuit employment firm (which is pretty much evil for the most part). He was at my spot, which I kindly let him stay for an entire month, FREE and paid for his food and even gave him fucking money for his bullshit complusive spending habits; even though the fuck is 30 times more skilled at computer hacking then I am.
Shit man with my IT tech skills I can have a job in the IT sector TOMORROW for $50,000 - $60,000 or more, I only have 2 years of experience in the field; I spent some of my childhood hacking and always have been a geek alright. This guy was fucking nuts; he literally can hack anything. He even has had US Government contracts for hacking!
He was so skilled and so much of an asshole he could make $1,700 in four fucking days man. This douche bag was so bad at handling money that he would blow $500 in a single fucking day, instead of spending it slowly and responsibly. I mean I spend some money, but damn I do my best to have some kind of responsibility with it.
So guess what happened to the 30 year old man, who wanted to sue his X employer for $300,000 or MORE. Well I guess since he is so aligned with the dark side, with satan that punk can enjoy 4 years in the federal prison yo. I've had more then one person I've met that was fucked up. The more fucked up you are, the worse your life will be.
I hope this story is a eye opener to some of you and you change your life around today. I bet you on everything you have that if you do not worship God, you will go to jail or prison someday. End of story. You want the honest reason why so many fuck ups are in jail; you worship the Devil.
I don't know what the fuck you people need to do. Fucking do me a favor and have the fucking balls to take 2-3 times whatever pathetic man or woman dose you take and fucking see God for himself; you stubborn ones. Like I should know, I was just as stubborn and lost my faith in God after my parents divorced, and ever since then my life just got worse and worse until I finally went to jail for 5 months and when I was at my most hopeless and desperate moment in my entire life; the jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and changed my life forever.
It wasn't easy to fully accept God after so many years of worshipping the devil and using the power of evil. It's addictive to use evil, but you're the one that gets fucked for using it. Shit man, once you just believe God is real or even open your mind to the possibility; fucking a hardcore dose of psychedelic mushrooms will put you in direct communication with God. I'm not fucking joking either.
Don't fucking believe me? Buy a fucking goddamned bible, believe in God then take those fucking mushrooms on a SOLO dose, fucking alone, lay down in bed like you are going to sleep, close your eyes and experience the most intense, powerful thing that will change your life forever. It will only work if you believe in God. And if I were you afterwards I'd buy a damn necklace with a cross because Satan wants you back, bad.
Anyone who doesn't believe 100% in God after accepting God, forgive you sins too, then take that 2-3 times dose that you aren't comfortable taking, well then your a fucking bitch and didn't take enough or you just don't fucking believe.
Good luck, based on what I see here you all are completely fucked and I know for a fact, that you all will have shit happen in your life, hopefully fucking sooner then later; since you are sloth. I'm not sure Hugh Hefner is the devil himself, but he sure doesn't sound like a normal person when I communicated with him telepathically.
You were warned. I'd try my best to find God now, and going to Church is bullshit. You need to believe 1,000% he is real; and that is about it. I mean I don't pray for every meal, I don't go to church. I just know God is the right choice; I've always known, even when I didn't worship God.
After your life becomes fucked up 10+ times and each time you are like, "I was reborn, I get to start anew." It gets kinda fucking old after awhile. For me it was speeding tickets, then more hardcore shit to the point that I was like; I'd rather die then go to prison. Fuck magically I found God. Otherwise I'd be fucking dead or being ass raped or have to join some evil fucking gang and kill someone.
Have fun going down that path. You want a good life? You need proof God exists? Then get some fucking mushrooms NOW and stop being a little kid about taking the shit.
Hey you!
No.
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Acidic_Sloth said: because he's a jackass.
No, because I am THE jackass.
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Yeah talk about crazy person. Chill the fuck out dude.
That girl poses in all her pictures so drastically. So lame.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: dmob12]
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hardly.
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Yeah, I know I'm not THE jackass. But it sounded good for a minute.
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heres an old pic of me that was showing a tattoo of mine that subsequently shows one of mah nips.
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Acidic_Sloth said: wow .. that is awesome.
Put in a good word to keep me on as mod, that was fun!
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I guess psychedelics don't do everyone good.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: iluvfungi] 1
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iluvfungi said: Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
i kinda feel like porn would fall under lust, but i'm no expert
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: igwna]
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Don't encourage the crazies.
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Re: SHOW YOUR TITS [Re: igwna]
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theMERRYiguana said:
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iluvfungi said: Porn is Sloth, one of the 7 deadly sins.
i kinda feel like porn would fall under lust, but i'm no expert
Eventually, it does. All original porn is initially 'd to Slothie.
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Best thread of the day.
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