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google is hiring
    #14218417 - 04/01/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/uslocations/mountain-view/autocompleter/index.html

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This position is located in Mountain View, CA and obscure locations around the world
The area: Product Quality

The Product Quality team ensures that Google has the best worldwide product offerings by analyzing, positioning, packaging and promoting our solutions across a variety of countries and markets where Google does business. The team works closely with the engineering group to continuously improve the search experience.
The role: Autocompleter

Are you passionate about helping people? Are you intuitive? Do you often feel like you know what your friends and family are thinking and can finish their thoughts before they can? Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?

Every day people start typing more than a billion searches on Google and expect Google to predict what they are looking for. In order to do this at scale, we need your help.

Google's quality team is looking for talented, motivated, opinionated technologists to help us predict what users are looking for. If you’re eager to improve the search experience for millions of people and have a proven track record of excellence, this is a project for you!

As a Google Autocompleter, you’ll be expected to successfully guess a user’s intention as he or she starts typing instantly. In a fraction of a second, you’ll need to type in your prediction that will be added to the list of suggestions given by Google. Don’t worry, after a few million predictions you’ll grow the required reflexes.
Responsibilities:

    * Watch anonymized search queries as they come in to Google.
    * Predict and type completions based on your personal experience and intuition.
    * Suggest spelling corrections when relevant.
    * Keep updated with query trends and offer fresh suggestions.

Requirements:

    * Excellent knowledge of English and at least one other language.
    * Excellent knowledge of grammatical rules (e.g. parts of speech, parsing).
    * Understanding of the search engine space.
    * Proven web search experience.
    * Good typing skills (at least 32,000 WPM).
    * Willingness to travel (in order to provide local autocompletions) or relocate to obscure places like Nauru and Tuvalu to develop knowledge of local news and trends.
    * Certificate in psychic reading strongly preferred: palm, tarot, hypnosis, astrology, numerology, runes and/or auras.






apparently you have to have lighting hands and be a psychic



but i've always heard about how awesome working for google is, maybe it's all hype?


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OfflineInvaderShroom
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Re: google is hiring [Re: Salomon]
    #14218425 - 04/01/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/uslocations/mountain-view/autocompleter/index.html

Quote:

This position is located in Mountain View, CA and obscure locations around the world
The area: Product Quality

The Product Quality team ensures that Google has the best worldwide product offerings by analyzing, positioning, packaging and promoting our solutions across a variety of countries and markets where Google does business. The team works closely with the engineering group to continuously improve the search experience.
The role: Autocompleter

Are you passionate about helping people? Are you intuitive? Do you often feel like you know what your friends and family are thinking and can finish their thoughts before they can? Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?

Every day people start typing more than a billion searches on Google and expect Google to predict what they are looking for. In order to do this at scale, we need your help.

Google's quality team is looking for talented, motivated, opinionated technologists to help us predict what users are looking for. If you’re eager to improve the search experience for millions of people and have a proven track record of excellence, this is a project for you!

As a Google Autocompleter, you’ll be expected to successfully guess a user’s intention as he or she starts typing instantly. In a fraction of a second, you’ll need to type in your prediction that will be added to the list of suggestions given by Google. Don’t worry, after a few million predictions you’ll grow the required reflexes.
Responsibilities:

    * Watch anonymized search queries as they come in to Google.
    * Predict and type completions based on your personal experience and intuition.
    * Suggest spelling corrections when relevant.
    * Keep updated with query trends and offer fresh suggestions.

Requirements:

    * Excellent knowledge of English and at least one other language.
    * Excellent knowledge of grammatical rules (e.g. parts of speech, parsing).
    * Understanding of the search engine space.
    * Proven web search experience.
    * Good typing skills (at least 32,000 WPM).
    * Willingness to travel (in order to provide local autocompletions) or relocate to obscure places like Nauru and Tuvalu to develop knowledge of local news and trends.
    * Certificate in psychic reading strongly preferred: palm, tarot, hypnosis, astrology, numerology, runes and/or auras.






apparently you have to have lighting hands and be a psychic



but i've always heard about how awesome working for google is, maybe it's all hype?




Wow. this sounds so dumb because its fake. let me know if i missed that this is suppose to be sarcastic. haha


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Re: google is hiring [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14218493 - 04/01/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's obviously an april fools joke...


Wonder if anyone is going to take it seriously.


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InvisibleCakk
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Re: google is hiring [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14218502 - 04/01/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess this is their april fools joke this year?


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Registered: 02/07/11
Posts: 2,043
Loc: Prifddinas, Gielinor
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: google is hiring [Re: Cakk]
    #14218524 - 04/01/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no its a legit ad..only when you get there they take you to a room strip you naked tie you to a cold metal chair, prop your eyes open and show you propaganda films and shock your balls until you conform and submit to their will, Google is partners with DHS and the CIA so, you will emerge in a suit and tie, no sense of humor; snitching on everyone you know cuz you'll be a propaganda spouting tool of Big Brother...



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