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OfflineCellzaa
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April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless
    #14218170 - 03/31/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

April Fools is one of my favorite days because I love pranking and having a great time.

Last year I couldn't do anything because I was grounded and my car keys/phone/laptop were all taken away thanks to my bitchass neighbor.

Anyways, today, I'm planning to not do anything crazy and lay low on the safe side. My friends and I are going to hit up the city and wander around to find some homeless people who ask for money. Then, as we walk right past them, we will drop $50 and $100 bills right in front of them, and continue walking. In order to make sure that we get our money back, two of our friends, aka the spotters, will watch out for the bills a few feet back from where we dropped them, and make sure nothing bad happens to them.

Our first assumption is: the bum will hope we didn't notice it and take it for themselves
Second assumption: be a nice person and say we dropped it and give it back to us
Third assumption: he wasn't paying attention and missed out xD

Now, if the first assumption comes true, our spotters will walk over to him and make a scene about how that wasn't his money and how they saw the whole entire thing from the beginning to the end. If the bum keeps pretending to be clueless, they will threaten and call the cops on him (but no we really won't because that's messed up, UNLESS he really doesn't give our money back). By then, I'm sure he will give us the money and after he does, we will say "APRIL FOOLS!" It's gonna make everyone who's watching confused and relieved, as well as happy lol

So yeah. That's my April fool's prank for this year. :feelsgoodman:

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Cellzaa]
    #14218176 - 04/01/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you were grounded and all that shit was taken away...

how old are you?


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Cellzaa]
    #14218177 - 04/01/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awewtf:


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Cellzaa]
    #14218180 - 04/01/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

1. This is a fucking stupid and mean idea. Not a good prank at all.

2. You were grounded last year? Are you fucking seventeen?


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: rackem]
    #14218189 - 04/01/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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rackem said:
you were grounded and all that shit was taken away...

how old are you?




I'm 18 now and so last year I was 17, but it's because the cops ended up coming to my house and my family was alarmed and shocked >_> won't happen again though

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: DrMambo]
    #14218191 - 04/01/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:banbanban:


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Psilocyentist] * 3
    #14218194 - 04/01/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i have a feeling someone is going to loose $100 and get shanked and the april fools is going to be thinking you can mess with a bum


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14218201 - 04/01/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i went to school with the dude that started bum fights... dont fuck with em.


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14218204 - 04/01/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

bro you better have some spare change to throw in that cup before you leave

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14218210 - 04/01/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
i went to school with the dude that started bum fights... dont fuck with em.




O_o I'm not gonna fight any bums lol I would never fight a helpless person :frown: :feelsbadman:

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realfuzzhead said:
bro you better have some spare change to throw in that cup before you leave




we're only bringing a $50 and a $100 bill lol so what's lost is lost if it does fail...but I'm 99% nothing can go wrong :laugh:

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Cellzaa]
    #14218238 - 04/01/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't know if it was pranking, but the town drunk, Ruben Sanchez, he was about 80, 85 years old and always being put in the drunk tank so he wouldn't freeze to death, we used to go down to the park, he would be all fucked up on about 2 or 3 quarts of la copita by noon, a couple of times my friends gave him acid, it was fucking hilarious.  He would still be drunk but tripping balls, and acting really fucking nuts.  He climbed up on the top of the monkey cages one night and all the monkeys went fucking nuts. 


Someone told me, he died, and fuck....he left like 2 million dollars to charities.  But I never saw him anyway except drunk, and always wearing these old painter coveralls and a painters hat.


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14218280 - 04/01/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's called, "living the dream"


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: DrMambo]
    #14218298 - 04/01/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hope RP gets stabbed hahahahaha

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14218355 - 04/01/11 12:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
that's called, "living the dream"




yea, I was thinking of that.  That old man had all kinds of money but he just fucking hung out at the park all day getting drunk.  But he would take anything, you pass a joint to him, he hits it.  Give him a qualude, down the hatch.  Acid too.  He was alright too, never violent, just fucking funny and mellow (or animated).  he even got fucked up in jail, a bunch of us got busted, but one of my friends got about 50 hits of orange barrel acid into the jail, they didn't search his shirt pocket!  That night, every fucking nigga in the Otero County Jail was tripping because the trusties took a bunch of the acid and spiked the food.  :awesomenod:


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14218362 - 04/01/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i'm starting to think OP is an :Trollface:......


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Salomon]
    #14218431 - 04/01/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's lame shit

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14218434 - 04/01/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
i have a feeling someone is going to loose $100 and get shanked and the april fools is going to be thinking you can mess with a bum



I haven't done a zero in a long time, but OP just got one that is no April Fools Joke ...:shrug: . . . :peace:


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: vinsue]
    #14218437 - 04/01/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

this probably is his april fool's joke :Trollface:

Edited by PreparationH (04/01/11 01:02 AM)

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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: Cellzaa]
    #14218444 - 04/01/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm gonna laugh when the bums stab your "spotters" and run away with your cash.


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Re: April Fools Joke: Pranking the homeless [Re: PreparationH]
    #14218449 - 04/01/11 01:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Homeless people in this country are so mistreated and uncared for that fucking with them is pure evil.

It's like fucking with a defenseless animal. If you enjoy that type of humor then there is something wrong with you in a fucked way.


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