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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14217885 - 03/31/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

soooooooo no one told me that natalie portman masturbates in black swan... :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:... that was a nice surprise


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14217886 - 03/31/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats the story of my life.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14217888 - 03/31/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If by winning you mean losing sleep and my sanity while banging seven gram rocks then yes.

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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217891 - 03/31/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd rather it had been mila kunis.

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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14217900 - 03/31/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Mila Kunis does munch down on Portman though.  If only in her dreams.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14217904 - 03/31/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well... they also have sex with each other so it's all good.

Edit: I saw Black Swan over winter break with a friend because she wanted to hang out and she knows I like Aronofsky. Next day I was hanging out with some friends and they asked me where I was the night before so I told them I went to see Black Swan. For some reason they were all like "How gay, blah blah blah." I found it pretty ridiculous that I had to defend myself by telling them I saw it with Kelly (my friend) and Mila Kunis fucks Natalie Portman. Then they were all "Fuck yeah, man!" Pretty disappointing.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14217905 - 03/31/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bi-winning!


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14217908 - 03/31/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

meh, it's a tossup.  only bad thing with ms portman is the lack of bewbies and the fact that she looks like she's 14 in this movie... how old is she supposed to be?


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217912 - 03/31/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Not sure, but they both lost a lot of weight to fit the ballerina roles.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14217926 - 03/31/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeahhhhhhh they're both toeing the toofuckingskinny line


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: jewunit]
    #14217934 - 03/31/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Well... they also have sex with each other so it's all good.

Edit: I saw Black Swan over winter break with a friend because she wanted to hang out and she knows I like Aronofsky. Next day I was hanging out with some friends and they asked me where I was the night before so I told them I went to see Black Swan. For some reason they were all like "How gay, blah blah blah." I found it pretty ridiculous that I had to defend myself by telling them I saw it with Kelly (my friend) and Mila Kunis fucks Natalie Portman. Then they were all "Fuck yeah, man!" Pretty disappointing.




well sir... it is a bit of a "fuck yeah" moment for men everywhere isn't it?:thumbup:


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217940 - 03/31/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh they're definitely too skinny to be as attractive as they are normally.. but it fit the roles well.  Good flick.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217942 - 03/31/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The Shroomery shall not have my soul tonight.

Off I go. Pz.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14217947 - 03/31/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Also maestroelite, looking forward to your sax contributions. :kenthumbup:


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14217954 - 03/31/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

very true.  its crazy that she's 30 years old, she doesnt look a day out of high school


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14217958 - 03/31/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I hope you like it.  I've been playing my ass off lately trying to improve so my tone's pretty solid lately.  We need to have more Shroomery music collaborations, if noone else has access to nice studios I can mix/master it too.. thats what I'm in school for.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217960 - 03/31/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well yeah, I just thing it's pretty absurd I have to defend my movie choice by telling them there was lesbian sex and I saw it with a chick.

Maybe if it was the fucking Notebook or something, but Black Swan isn't exactly a chick flick.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: clown133]
    #14217962 - 03/31/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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soooooooo no one told me that natalie portman masturbates in black swan... :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:... that was a nice surprise




she is pretty fucking hot, even though i have to admit she looks like she is 15, and kind of stars in movies for kids that are 13, like star wars n shit. but she is fucking hot no doubt, i would not wait to hit that, i'd go for it, fuck yeay


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14217966 - 03/31/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This goes out to no one/everyone: Jesus goddamn christ, I just don't give a FUCK!

Good night shroomery. You aren't how I remember, but then again, neither am I.


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Re: {(L)}aser {(N)}avigated {(C)}hessboards [Re: imachavel]
    #14217968 - 03/31/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd fuck the Natalie Portman from Leon: The Professional :naughty:


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