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#14215939 - 03/31/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Imagine if we didnt have them 


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14215946 - 03/31/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster] 1
#14215949 - 03/31/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
#14215969 - 03/31/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Depends on what I'm doing, write with my right hand but do most other stuff with my left, and I snowboard regular.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
#14215977 - 03/31/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
ifoundwaldo said: Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. 
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iwasaClown said: I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.
i already do that eating with left hand is harder than wanking try it
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Caine]
#14215978 - 03/31/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i try to switch it up, but end up just doing certain things one handed and others reverse. keep it up though, never know when it might come in handy
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14215997 - 03/31/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said: I vow to use my left hand whenever I use a fork, in 1 month I bet I'll be ambidextrous 
God speed.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14215999 - 03/31/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
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ifoundwaldo said: Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. 
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iwasaClown said: I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.
i already do that eating with left hand is harder than wanking try it
I can't even wank it with my left hand...
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14216149 - 03/31/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I always use a fork with my left hand if i also have a knife on my right. tis easy.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
#14216154 - 03/31/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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no no no i mean fork with no knife try that
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216156 - 03/31/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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like try eating spaghetti
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216161 - 03/31/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll bet I could do spaghetti.
I can spin the P-ZO really fast with my left hand. 
I could probably also spin a spoon.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14216165 - 03/31/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
ifoundwaldo said:
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Coaster said:
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ifoundwaldo said: Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. 
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iwasaClown said: I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.
i already do that eating with left hand is harder than wanking try it
I can't even wank it with my left hand... 
Lol how hard can it be. Left is superior anyway cause I gotta use the right hand for using the mouse.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
#14216172 - 03/31/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya when im gettin my girl wet with my right hand im gettin myself ready with my left
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
#14216177 - 03/31/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Exactly.^^^
I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
#14216408 - 03/31/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
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Coaster said:
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ifoundwaldo said: Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. 
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iwasaClown said: I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.
i already do that eating with left hand is harder than wanking try it
I can't even wank it with my left hand... 
Lol how hard can it be. Left is superior anyway cause I gotta use the right hand for using the mouse.
idk man. My left hand just doesn't have the strength and stamina that years of right hand fapping builds up.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
#14216419 - 03/31/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: Exactly.^^^
I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.

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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216431 - 03/31/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coaster said: I vow to use my left hand whenever I use a fork, in 1 month I bet I'll be ambidextrous 
its not hard dude. im using both my left and right hand to type this...
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14216486 - 03/31/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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is there a way of reducing muscle mass from your arm if that ever happens?
that's the reason i became an ambidextrous fapper, to try to avoid such
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Salomon]
#14216506 - 03/31/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahaha seriously?
Thats a weird concern man, I've never thought about it. But i'm right handed and I fap left handed so...maybe thats why my arms seem equally sized?
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14216547 - 03/31/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14216554 - 03/31/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yup ive been practicing alot bouncing a tennis ball off my walls in my room n catching/throwing it interchangeably w/ both hands
learnin' cool tricks and thangs
its fun!
i got really good at it in just a month n ive been doin' it pretty much every day since november
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216591 - 03/31/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
#14216677 - 03/31/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude i hide my cano from myself all the time and i always wind up coming right back to it i even take it apart and put it back to gether
    
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216703 - 03/31/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coaster said: dude i hide my cano from myself all the time and i always wind up coming right back to it i even take it apart and put it back to gether
     
you could always stash the different parts in different safety deposit boxes in different cities while on a bunch of drugs.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
#14216714 - 03/31/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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its so evasive and alluring its too ez too grrrrrrrrr but ya good idea
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14216752 - 03/31/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: Exactly.^^^
I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.

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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
#14217715 - 03/31/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
#14217851 - 03/31/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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what the fuck
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: chopstick]
#14217858 - 03/31/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the way you edited the first post in this thread makes it look so random and hilarious.
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14217866 - 03/31/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i no rofl the second read was way better than the first
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