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    #14215939 - 03/31/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Imagine if we didnt have them :aliceshocker:







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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14215946 - 03/31/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. :billymaythumbup:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster] * 1
    #14215949 - 03/31/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.:shrug:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
    #14215969 - 03/31/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Depends on what I'm doing, write with my right hand but do most other stuff with my left, and I snowboard regular.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
    #14215977 - 03/31/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. :billymaythumbup:



Quote:

iwasaClown said:
I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.:shrug:



i already do that
eating with left hand is harder than wanking
try it


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Caine]
    #14215978 - 03/31/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i try to switch it up, but end up just doing certain things one handed and others reverse. keep it up though, never know when it might come in handy


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14215997 - 03/31/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I vow to use my left hand whenever I use a fork, in 1 month I bet I'll be ambidextrous :shoosh:



God speed.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14215999 - 03/31/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. :billymaythumbup:



Quote:

iwasaClown said:
I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.:shrug:



i already do that
eating with left hand is harder than wanking
try it




I can't even wank it with my left hand... :sad:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14216149 - 03/31/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I always use a fork with my left hand if i also have a knife on my right. tis easy.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
    #14216154 - 03/31/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no no no
i mean fork with no knife
try that


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216156 - 03/31/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

like try eating spaghetti


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216161 - 03/31/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll bet I could do spaghetti.

I can spin the P-ZO really fast with my left hand. :meff:

I could probably also spin a spoon.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14216165 - 03/31/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. :billymaythumbup:



Quote:

iwasaClown said:
I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.:shrug:



i already do that
eating with left hand is harder than wanking
try it




I can't even wank it with my left hand... :sad:



Lol how hard can it be. Left is superior anyway cause I gotta use the right hand for using the mouse.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14216172 - 03/31/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya when im gettin my girl wet with my right hand im gettin myself ready with my left :cool:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14216177 - 03/31/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Exactly.^^^

I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14216408 - 03/31/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The_Ghost said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Just do it every time you jerk it. It'll happen quicker. :billymaythumbup:



Quote:

iwasaClown said:
I'm an ambidextrous masturbator.:shrug:



i already do that
eating with left hand is harder than wanking
try it




I can't even wank it with my left hand... :sad:



Lol how hard can it be. Left is superior anyway cause I gotta use the right hand for using the mouse.




idk man. My left hand just doesn't have the strength and stamina that years of right hand fapping builds up.


(except reversed) :rofl:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: thoughts]
    #14216419 - 03/31/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Exactly.^^^

I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.




:lolsy:

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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216431 - 03/31/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I vow to use my left hand whenever I use a fork, in 1 month I bet I'll be ambidextrous :shoosh:




its not hard dude. im  using both my left and right hand to type this...


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14216486 - 03/31/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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is there a way of reducing muscle mass from your arm if that ever happens?


that's the reason i became an ambidextrous fapper, to try to avoid such


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Salomon]
    #14216506 - 03/31/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha seriously?

Thats a weird concern man, I've never thought about it. But i'm right handed and I fap left handed so...maybe thats why my arms seem equally sized? :lol:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14216547 - 03/31/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14216554 - 03/31/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yup ive been practicing alot bouncing a tennis ball off my walls in my room n catching/throwing it interchangeably w/ both hands

learnin' cool tricks and thangs

its fun!

i got really good at it in just a month n ive been doin' it pretty much every day since november


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216591 - 03/31/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano::volcano:



Word :awehigh:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14216677 - 03/31/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude i hide my cano from myself all the time and i always wind up coming right back to it
i even take it apart and put it back to gether
:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216703 - 03/31/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dude i hide my cano from myself all the time and i always wind up coming right back to it
i even take it apart and put it back to gether
:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:



:lol: you could always stash the different parts in different safety deposit boxes in different cities while on a bunch of drugs.


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14216714 - 03/31/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its so evasive and alluring
its too ez too
grrrrrrrrr but ya good idea:hypnotic:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14216752 - 03/31/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Exactly.^^^

I started fapping with my right hand, but then i discovered internet porn and had to make drastic changes.



:whathesaid:
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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #14217715 - 03/31/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Coaster]
    #14217851 - 03/31/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: chopstick]
    #14217858 - 03/31/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the way you edited the first post in this thread makes it look so random and hilarious. :lol:


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Re: That's Right I'm Doing It, I'm Attempting Ambidexterity [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14217866 - 03/31/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i no rofl the second read was way better than the first :datass:


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