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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Would it be unacceptable for april fools...
    #1420516 - 03/31/03 08:53 PM (21 years, 2 days ago)

To switch the food labels between tuna and catfood, and then drop the cat food off to be shipped to the soilders in irack? I know my cats would love to eat tuna, who does the US army think they are, better than cats? Cats own all.

Sorry if this was off topic...

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1420537 - 03/31/03 09:14 PM (21 years, 2 days ago)

Now that is just wrong all those poor soldiers out defending our wonderful govt and you want to feed them cat food :smirk:.  Shit with the rations they get they may not even know the difference.   


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1421499 - 04/01/03 11:51 AM (21 years, 2 days ago)

That is kinda funny, but damn that's just mean.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: diggitydankman]
    #1421506 - 04/01/03 11:55 AM (21 years, 2 days ago)

" Shit with the rations they get they may not even know the difference. "

Except for the possibility that they may be getting more nutrients :grin: 


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1421513 - 04/01/03 11:59 AM (21 years, 2 days ago)

MRE's are pretty healthy...

They arent that bad, for freeze dried mass produced food. From what I've heard, anyway.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: ]
    #1421547 - 04/01/03 12:25 PM (21 years, 2 days ago)

They're pretty tasty too.. i've eaten them on a few occasions, although i'm not, nor have ever been in the armed services.

But i tell you they take like 2 weeks to go through your system, and when it's time to come out they come out in one solid mass brick of shit.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1421602 - 04/01/03 03:02 PM (21 years, 2 days ago)

I've tasted that tuna looking cat food, looks much better than it tastes. I think it's a great idea but in 4 weeks when the food arrives there I don't think they will do the math and figuer out it was an April fools joke.


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: sir tripsalot]
    #1421866 - 04/01/03 05:50 PM (21 years, 1 day ago)

MRE's are really good actually. my friend's brother brought a whole bunch over once. they all have mini-tobasco sauce jars and more than enough food. like brownies, meat, all that crap. and this cool thing that heats up when you add water to it so you can cook your food. but they also come with matches...  :confused: I dunno, I could live off 'em

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: aYs]
    #1421930 - 04/01/03 06:35 PM (21 years, 1 day ago)

MRE's are the shit.Especially when camping or hiking. It's a complete meal in a bag.First of all,nothing is freeze dried.They do have some dehydrated fruit though.You rip it open and they have a package of different servings.One package is the main entree and then they have ,2 side dishes,fruit,desert,and tobasco sauce and salt and pepper and shit.It also comes with a koolaid,sugar,creme and coffee.I've seen some with a plastic pouch of water for the koolaid. They have these heater which are some kind of thin metal in a bag.Your put the sealed packages of food in the bag with the heater and pour in water.10 mins later you have hotass food,usually have to let it cool.Some kinds are nasty.But some are good as hell,like beef and chili macaroni and beef stew are the best.Some are nasty though,like "chicken ala king". But most are good and some are good as hell. They're dope for anything outdoors,throw one in a backpack and you have portable hot meal.

They also come with gum for your breath after you eat,a wetnap for washing your hands and toilet paper in case you have to shit after your meal.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: aYs]
    #1428425 - 04/04/03 09:36 AM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Some also include ciggerettes, or they used to at least. :shocked:


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #1431410 - 04/05/03 01:12 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Sorry, but did you just call Iraq... Irack? That made my day, thank you.

(Not to poke fun; I make mistakes, but that was pretty damn funny.)


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #14220170 - 04/01/11 11:14 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

wow thats funny except do it to an orphanage

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: Atheist]
    #14220193 - 04/01/11 11:18 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

lol, it took me reading a few replies to even notice the dates.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: Atheist]
    #14220233 - 04/01/11 11:26 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

Second ancient thread this dood has dredged up in the last few minutes


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: andymc]
    #14220236 - 04/01/11 11:27 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

There are more than that! Let him do his thing.

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: eris]
    #14220242 - 04/01/11 11:29 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

I guess it's a meta- april fools joke


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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: andymc]
    #14220248 - 04/01/11 11:30 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

Could be. I might bring a couple up too. :crazy2:

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Re: Would it be unacceptable for april fools... [Re: Atheist]
    #14220257 - 04/01/11 11:32 AM (13 years, 5 hours ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
wow thats funny except do it to an orphanage




Food bank and then write under the label "april fools :Trollface: "

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