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http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said.
Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.
This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.
“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”
In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.
Youth researchers have since found out that this form of alcohol abuse is trendy in the region.
But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper.
The development shows a new dimension for alcohol abuse among teens, county social worker Axel Goßner told the Südkurier.
“Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said.
The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire.
Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211124 - 03/30/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said: http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said.
Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#14211236 - 03/30/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahahahaha
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211290 - 03/30/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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how do people come up with this shit?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211314 - 03/30/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14211319 - 03/30/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Plugging is common among young people, is my impression from reading the trip reports here.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Doc_T]
#14211338 - 03/30/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This one time, at band camp.....
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Doc_T]
#14211349 - 03/30/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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People put all sorts of weird shit in all of their body cavities. Don't fault the kids... fault the people that make alcohol seem cool enough to kids that they'll soak tampons in it and stick them up their taints: the police and legislators that put alcohol on a pedestal.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211354 - 03/30/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This could be a hot new market... Budweiser meets Tampax!
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mikehauncho]
#14211423 - 03/30/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mikehauncho said: Scandinavians are soooo crazy....
Germany =/= Scandinavia.
This is soooper dumb, esp. because you'd still have alcohol on your breath via your lungs. I doubt it would diminish the odor much at all.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Me_Roy]
#14211469 - 03/30/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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this is so fucking rediculous!
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211533 - 03/30/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I can't have a drink... what if my parents smell it on my breath?"
"Stop being such a tightass. Just shove it up your twat"
"Brilliant idea!"
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Remix]
#14211576 - 03/30/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is pretty interesting, especially when considering Germany's 'lax' alcohol laws pertaining to minors. I think trying to hide the smell must be one of their most common problems as I've heard they can tolerate intoxication very well. I wonder why they might be trying to hide the smell though...maybe for driving or while in school. As far as I'm concerned, alcohol should not be taken as a suppository. I hope this fad doesn't catch on.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Alienscience]
#14211690 - 03/30/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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None of you guys had ever heard of this walking into this thread? I always heard shit about this in high school about girls soaking their tampons in vodka to get fucked up, especially at prom and shit.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: benton]
#14211694 - 03/30/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"oh, and another thing about girls- they can get drunk with their pussies!"
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#14211740 - 03/30/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Boomers420 said: This one time, at band camp.....
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Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14211743 - 03/30/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said:
But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper.
Once one of these kids farts or queffs the cats out tha bag.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: A.Pariah]
#14211770 - 03/30/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Some people party too hard...
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#14211892 - 03/30/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prohibition works it's magic.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#14211933 - 03/30/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk.
And then...
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In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.
Yes, highly ineffective. That's why the article is a "warning about alcohol abuse."
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: guest1]
#14212062 - 03/30/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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guest1 said: Prohibition works it's magic.
More like, immaturity and stupidity works it's magic.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Belac]
#14212318 - 03/30/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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there are plenty more fun drugs to get intoxicated on that don't require such ridiculous forms of administration...
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: JacksonMetaller] 2
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: JacksonMetaller]
#14212421 - 03/30/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can't believe some of the headlines on shroomery these day... But yeah thaaannks for the weirdest article I have seen on shroomery in a while...
Edited by eeyorethebard (03/30/11 10:30 PM)
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: eeyorethebard]
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
#14212475 - 03/30/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This just puts a funny and slightly perverted picture in my head... still humurous to read, nonetheless
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Earth Child]
#14212528 - 03/30/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Children are now filling eyedrop bottles with pure alcohol and and adding drops to their ears"
Side effects still unknown wait a minute... 
Haha for those of you who don't know, this was a joke. or was it...
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14212597 - 03/30/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm sure this is an 'urban legend' along with jenkem, strawberry meth, and blue star LSD children's tatoos. So, I checked with snopes, the undisputed expert on such things. They list this rumor as 'Undetermined'.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp
Origins: There's no clear answer to the question of whether any young women have been trying to get their alcohol buzzes on by inserting vodka-soaked tampons into themselves. While rumors of this practice have been around for at least ten years (our oldest print sighting dates to 1999, but the rumor is likely a fair bit older than that), there's not much to confirm that anyone has actually been doing this. What little information we could find came from statements made in 1999 by the executive director of the Irti Huumeista drug and alcohol center in Finland, who claimed to have received reports of individual cases of girls in eastern Finland using alcohol-soaked tampons.
As to why anyone would want to ingest alcohol in this fashion, three reasons are given for the purported practice: To do away with the problem of the smell of booze on a person's breath, to bypass the stomach and thus more quickly benefit from the full effect of the hooch, and to eliminate the sort of gastric distress that leaves a heavy imbiber clutching the porcelain god at 4 a.m.
The most commonly-given reason, the avoidance of bowery breath, has the least going for it. If one were to ingest vodka vaginally (or anally; the rumor is also expressed that way), the practice wouldn't result in booze-free breath because alcohol is partially expelled from the body via the lungs. Once liquor is in the blood, at least some of it gets breathed out, which is how breathalyzers measure blood alcohol content.
Also, the rumor's lynchpin, that as long as a teen gal has sweet breath her parents won't know their little darling has been tippling, isn't all that practical. It's not easy to conceal being three sheets to the wind; drunken behavior often gives the game away long before the stink of booze does. Any teen who thinks that avoiding parental detection is nothing but a matter of masking or eliminating the scent is probably in for a rude shock.
Even if putting liquor into direct contact with the mucus membranes of the vagina or rectum worked to speed alcohol into the bloodstream, the practice might come at a cost. Such membranes are sensitive, and the potential burning discomfort of flooding those areas with John Barleycorn's finest could prove memorable and not nearly adequately compensate for having advanced one's inebriation by a matter of minutes.
Some claim that taking in vodka through the insertion of liquor-soaked tampons might (and we're not going to test this theory, so we'll leave it at "might") work to keep one's dinner in place during a fierce night of partying, citing the notion that it avoids the presence of large amounts of alcohol into the stomach, a presence that works to irritate the lining of that organ and thus prompt regurgitation of its contents. (However, vomiting is one of the body's defense mechanisms against poisoning, so suppressing or avoiding that function is not generally a good idea. In 2005, for example, a woman was charged with negligent homicide for administering a sherry enema that caused the death of her husband from alcohol poisoning.) Another putative reason given for imbibing in this manner is that bypassing the stomach avoids the calories associated with alcohol consumption.
Whether anyone is actually boozing in this fashion, the rumor has become attached to the Scottish rock band Mogwai. According to lore, while trapped in a European tour environment where hooch was hard to come by, the band members soaked tampons in vodka and inserted them into their rectal cavities in order to facilitate the swift and efficient entry of the small available stock of alcohol into their bloodstreams. The group maintains they never did this, and the belief that they did arose from an innocent conversation with a journalist in which mere discussion of the practice was subsequently misremembered by that reporter as the group's having claimed to have participated in the activity themselves.
Probable source of current resurgence: CSI, Season 8, Episode 16 (May 8, 2008), "Two and a Half Deaths":
(Hodges has been making a lot of tests about the absorption of tampons) Wendy: That time of the month, huh? I know, picking out the right feminine product can be so hard. Hodges: You're gonna mock me or help me? Wendy: I have to choose? Hodges: I can't get this to work! Wendy: Well that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment. ... You don't, do you? Hodges: Haha, you're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Fundt was dosing her tampons with vodka. Wendy: Does that even work? Hodges: Kinda, even at their most absorbent, tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid or about 20 mililiters. Wendy: Well, that's enough for aunt flow but that is not going to get an alcoholic drunk. Hodges: Who's aunt flow? (Wendy gives him a look) Oh! All right, maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because everytime I throw one in here, it turns into Spongebob Squarepants. Wendy: You don't take it out of the applicator first. Gimme! (Hodges gives her a tampon) Thanks. Watch and learn. (she makes it clear how it works) There, that's why they call it an applicator. Hodges: I always wondered how that worked. Wendy: All men do.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: veggie]
#14212748 - 03/31/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There is also an episode of Bones where a a victim was doing this to hide her drinking problem.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: marbletulip]
#14212808 - 03/31/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I doubt this is a myth, since its definitely possible to administer alcohol this way and get effects, at least in the anus. Any Shroomerites willing to do a little experiment?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Belac]
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Belac said: I doubt this is a myth, since its definitely possible to administer alcohol this way and get effects, at least in the anus. Any Shroomerites willing to do a little experiment?
you willing to wire me $30 through paypal? i need some cash to get the tampons, and the booze. i also need a little extra (which has been accounted for) to pay for the lost pride.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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Belac said: I doubt this is a myth, since its definitely possible to administer alcohol this way and get effects, at least in the anus. Any Shroomerites willing to do a little experiment?
you willing to wire me $30 through paypal? i need some cash to get the tampons, and the booze. i also need a little extra (which has been accounted for) to pay for the lost pride.
haha nope.
$12 Bottle of walmart vodka $5? tampons (not sure since i don't partake. haha loss of pride and shroomery status as a man.Priceless
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: InvaderShroom]
#14212916 - 03/31/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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well, i think the loss of pride is lowered if i do it FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14212919 - 03/31/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: well, i think the loss of pride is lowered if i do it FOR SCIENCE!

haha true dat
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG] 1
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AIRDOG said: “Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said.
Really? I was under the impression it was never a stimulant to begin with.
Must be like how cocaine is a narcotic now too.
And people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14213559 - 03/31/11 06:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AIRDOG said:
Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

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AIRDOG said: “Alcohol is no longer a stimulant,"
And the time period (no pun intended) in which alcohol was considered a stimulant was..... when?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Toe_Jam]
#14213565 - 03/31/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So why do you need a tampon? Why not just put the booze up your butt?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14213580 - 03/31/11 07:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It was a single incident where a 14yo girl was hospitalized after shoving a vodka soaked tampon up her nay-nay. Police insist the alleged mass practice by teenagers as reported by some media is just a hoax.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Greendreams]
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Doc_T said: Plugging is common among young people,
I plug
And there's nothing wrong with that. Just don't hurt yourself, and be sure to wash your hands afterwards.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Doc_T]
#14213605 - 03/31/11 07:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: Plugging is common among young people
ya but we usually only plug like pills and stuff..
alcohol tampons?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: k00laid]
#14213628 - 03/31/11 07:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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k00laid said:
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Doc_T said: Plugging is common among young people
ya we plug
Kids.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Doc_T]
#14213666 - 03/31/11 07:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The fuck is wrong with people these days. Is this a generational thing ? Seriously shove a few nutmeg nuts up there, shit i hear it gets you high.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: slagMUFFIN]
#14213681 - 03/31/11 07:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey, serious question: doesn't it hurt when you pull a tampon out of your ass? I mean you could use some lube to get it in there, but you're not going to be all that drunk when you pull it.
And really, why not use an enema bulb?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Doc_T]
#14213693 - 03/31/11 08:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It would be much better to mist it up their asses with one of these:
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14213807 - 03/31/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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there's a lot of things i've considered putting up a twat. and i'm pretty kinky/freaky when it comes to that, but an alcohol soaked tampon never crossed my mind.
If these kids are so concerned with smell why not choose an intoxicant that has no odor? Where I am alcohol is harder to get as a minor because you gotta have someone who is 21 buy it. Dealers on the corner however, never seem to card anyone.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14213903 - 03/31/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mongo lloyd said: DELIGHTFUL

What in the fungal fuck...
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14213979 - 03/31/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think we have a winnar!
I'm sure this is what Led Zeppelin was describing in their song Misty Mountain Hop.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mikehauncho]
#14213998 - 03/31/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mikehauncho said: Scandinavians are soooo crazy....
Scandinavians?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: Perun]
#14214093 - 03/31/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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man wtf?
the shit teens do these days
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: slagMUFFIN]
#14214664 - 03/31/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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slagMUFFIN said: The fuck is wrong with people these days. Is this a generational thing ?
its a 2 fer 1 deal. ;D
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: hippielauren]
#14214683 - 03/31/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: TNK]
#14214987 - 03/31/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good to hear some humorous "news" once in a while. So a girl can drink alcohol with her twat?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: demon66]
#14215039 - 03/31/11 02:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've been hearing about this for a good 10 years. It'll definitely work, but it'll also kill all the natural flora, allowing for easy access by yeasts and bad bacteria. I don't need an infection, thanks.
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: BothHands]
#14215095 - 03/31/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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BothHands said: I've been hearing about this for a good 10 years. It'll definitely work, but it'll also kill all the natural flora, allowing for easy access by yeasts and bad bacteria. I don't need an infection, thanks.
Would that be one too many?
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: mongo lloyd]
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: BothHands]
#14215123 - 03/31/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: AIRDOG]
#14215288 - 03/31/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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stupid kids
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Re: Teens warned of risks from 'vodka tampon' use [Re: kingcoop556]
#14215392 - 03/31/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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kingcoop556 said: stupid kids
seriously. whatever happened to smokin a bowl before school and poppin eyedrops in? it actually made me a better student
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