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So I'm on the bus
    #14208951 - 03/30/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

On the way back from school, reading the final chapter of this book for my english class. Nice, quiet morning, on my way to go home and get stoned and all of the sudden, someone yells  "WHAT?!?!" right into my left ear.


Instinctly I turn my head around fast as fuck, clutch my fist and Im staring face to face with this white kid, short, long hair, metallica t shirt. Then I see his face

:inbred:

I turn around quickly and just keep reading my book, confused as fuck as to what to do..

anyways, he starts mumbling pretty loudly, "turn around. turn the fuck around I'll punch you in the fucking face" . he probably said it like 2-3 times, I just pretended not to hear, confused as fuck as tohow the hell i got put in this situation. than he got off like 5 minutes later..

recap. Mentally challenged teenager Yells in my ear outta nowhere (:megacrankey:) turn around, notice he's mentally challenged (:shock:), do nothing, he threatens me (:awenuhuh:) he leaves.


:confused:


Edited by realfuzzhead (03/30/11 11:29 AM)


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14208962 - 03/30/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

shoulda punched that tard in the face
:winning:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14208976 - 03/30/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude.


i know you were joking but could you imagine what id get for assualt on a mentally challenged minor?

fuck man can write that ship on a scholarship application


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14208985 - 03/30/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You were afraid of his super-human strength.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: StaleShrooms] * 5
    #14208989 - 03/30/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you got bullied by a retard. :hehehe:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14208992 - 03/30/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Idk. Does the "mentally challenged" thing make it worse? I have no idea what the penalty is for regular assault.

I see what you mean though, your hands were kinda tied. Not like you can hit the kid...

anyway the argument could probably be made in court that you didnt know he was mentally challenged and to you, in that moment he was just some guy threatening you.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209000 - 03/30/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dude Bubbles is not retarded!


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14209003 - 03/30/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah man idk just being put on the spot like that was so wierd. Like.. seriousy i dont even know.

After he did it and i turned around, i thought he might of been yelling at someone else or something, than he just kept mumbling for me to turn around so he could punch me in my face


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead] * 2
    #14209041 - 03/30/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus
I see my fraaaaaaaanz


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #14209052 - 03/30/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

cant get in the front seat!

cant get in the back seat!

then a retard punched me in the face!


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: Ballerium]
    #14209054 - 03/30/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

NO its only wednesday

:kingcrankey:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: Dank_Trichome]
    #14209073 - 03/30/11 11:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should've told him this isn't the short bus.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209096 - 03/30/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe he's a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: The Whale]
    #14209110 - 03/30/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Whale said:
You should've told him this isn't the short bus.





:rofl:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209112 - 03/30/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
On the way back from school, reading the final chapter of this book for my english class. Nice, quiet morning, on my way to go home and get stoned and all of the sudden, someone yells  "WHAT?!?!" right into my left ear.


Instinctly I turn my head around fast as fuck, clutch my fist and Im staring face to face with this white kid, short, long hair, metallica t shirt. Then I see his face

:inbred:

I turn around quickly and just keep reading my book, confused as fuck as to what to do..

anyways, he starts mumbling pretty loudly, "turn around. turn the fuck around I'll punch you in the fucking face" . he probably said it like 2-3 times, I just pretended not to hear, confused as fuck as tohow the hell i got put in this situation. than he got off like 5 minutes later..

recap. Mentally challenged teenager Yells in my ear outta nowhere (:megacrankey:) turn around, notice he's mentally challenged (:shock:), do nothing, he threatens me (:awenuhuh:) he leaves.


:confused:



lol wtf. shoulda just asked him what he wanted.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14209126 - 03/30/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

idk man cause when i first turn around he wsnt really looking at me like he wanted something from me. I couldnt tell if he had tourettes or if he was trying to yell at someone else or something like that idk'


wierd shit mang. I just though if i turned around again Id have a tard trying to pull my heart out before i could ask a question


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209138 - 03/30/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was sitting on the bus next to someone with SERIOUS health issues, and some weird disease where he made funny faces, and threw his head all over the place. I ended up COVERED in a shower of saliva, and a two week flu three days later. FUCK public transportation. Ill take the fucking truck the rest of the semester and pay $55 to fill it up each week. Never fucking again :facepalm:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209139 - 03/30/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should have taken his picture and made :metalitard:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: ModularMind]
    #14209142 - 03/30/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: ModularMind]
    #14209143 - 03/30/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14209166 - 03/30/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dammudge Ink.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: ModularMind]
    #14209171 - 03/30/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i would have turned around and asked him what the fuck his problem is in a stern intimidating tone..  if he punched me id punch him right back for the KO..  i mean..  its all on camera now days..  he attacked you :shrug:  the kid sounds like he needs to be taught a lesson...


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: wow]
    #14209179 - 03/30/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

true true. hindsight is 20/20 i was just content with diffusing the situation and not seeing what would happen if i had to punch him in the face


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209249 - 03/30/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14209259 - 03/30/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is why I avoid the bus.

I would probably take it more, but every time I'm on it there are any number of smelly fucked-up people who just ride from end-to-end for something to do.

It really sucks.


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209262 - 03/30/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

EPIC FUCKING BUS FIGHT!!  dude gets fucked up by old guy..


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: wow]
    #14209308 - 03/30/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

wow said:
EPIC FUCKING BUS FIGHT!!  dude gets fucked up by old guy..





hahaha, that made my fucking day. lol

"DONT FUCK WITH ME!"

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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14209321 - 03/30/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I hate the fucking bus with a passion.
So glad I don't have to take that fucking thing anymore.
The buses in LA are the fucking WORST in the country I've been on..
And what takes a car 30 mins, the bus is guaranteed to take at least 3 hours


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: wow]
    #14209326 - 03/30/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This reminded me of when I was out in Las Vegas at this water park "Wet and Wild"(same water park from Honey I Shrunk the Kids!) and we were in line and there was a 40 something year old man in front of my older brother. We get about halfway through the 15 minute wait for this water slide and the man swings his right arm backwards and squeezes my brothers dick and was latched on and wouldn't let go.  My brother was like WTF?..... UHH DUDE WTF!?  the guy is not even turning around holding my brothers shit and this woman next to him turns around, looks at his hand, looks at my brother in the eyes and turned bright red and grabbed the guys hand and apologizes, guy was extremely retarded and he turned around and he didn't have downsbut  it looked but he was 100% not normal.

She was really embarrassed but my brother was like "o don't worry.... It started to feel alright after a few seconds" it made her blush even more :lol:

We stood behind them for a good 7 minutes and she did not look back again once :lol: 


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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: PreparationH]
    #14209347 - 03/30/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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