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realfuzzhead



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So I'm on the bus
#14208951 - 03/30/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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On the way back from school, reading the final chapter of this book for my english class. Nice, quiet morning, on my way to go home and get stoned and all of the sudden, someone yells "WHAT?!?!" right into my left ear.
Instinctly I turn my head around fast as fuck, clutch my fist and Im staring face to face with this white kid, short, long hair, metallica t shirt. Then I see his face

I turn around quickly and just keep reading my book, confused as fuck as to what to do..
anyways, he starts mumbling pretty loudly, "turn around. turn the fuck around I'll punch you in the fucking face" . he probably said it like 2-3 times, I just pretended not to hear, confused as fuck as tohow the hell i got put in this situation. than he got off like 5 minutes later..
recap. Mentally challenged teenager Yells in my ear outta nowhere ( ) turn around, notice he's mentally challenged ( ), do nothing, he threatens me ( ) he leaves.
Edited by realfuzzhead (03/30/11 11:29 AM)
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StaleShrooms
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shoulda punched that tard in the face
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realfuzzhead



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dude.
i know you were joking but could you imagine what id get for assualt on a mentally challenged minor?
fuck man can write that ship on a scholarship application
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ModularMind
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You were afraid of his super-human strength.
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JesusGoneRogue


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you got bullied by a retard.
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StaleShrooms
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Idk. Does the "mentally challenged" thing make it worse? I have no idea what the penalty is for regular assault.
I see what you mean though, your hands were kinda tied. Not like you can hit the kid...
anyway the argument could probably be made in court that you didnt know he was mentally challenged and to you, in that moment he was just some guy threatening you.
-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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Dude Bubbles is not retarded!
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realfuzzhead



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yeah man idk just being put on the spot like that was so wierd. Like.. seriousy i dont even know.
After he did it and i turned around, i thought he might of been yelling at someone else or something, than he just kept mumbling for me to turn around so he could punch me in my face
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Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus I see my fraaaaaaaanz
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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: Ballerium] 1
#14209052 - 03/30/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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cant get in the front seat!
cant get in the back seat!
then a retard punched me in the face!
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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: Ballerium]
#14209054 - 03/30/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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NO its only wednesday
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You should've told him this isn't the short bus.
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Maybe he's a Stone Cold Steve Austin fan.
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realfuzzhead



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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: The Whale]
#14209110 - 03/30/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Whale said: You should've told him this isn't the short bus.
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said: On the way back from school, reading the final chapter of this book for my english class. Nice, quiet morning, on my way to go home and get stoned and all of the sudden, someone yells "WHAT?!?!" right into my left ear.
Instinctly I turn my head around fast as fuck, clutch my fist and Im staring face to face with this white kid, short, long hair, metallica t shirt. Then I see his face

I turn around quickly and just keep reading my book, confused as fuck as to what to do..
anyways, he starts mumbling pretty loudly, "turn around. turn the fuck around I'll punch you in the fucking face" . he probably said it like 2-3 times, I just pretended not to hear, confused as fuck as tohow the hell i got put in this situation. than he got off like 5 minutes later..
recap. Mentally challenged teenager Yells in my ear outta nowhere ( ) turn around, notice he's mentally challenged ( ), do nothing, he threatens me ( ) he leaves.

lol wtf. shoulda just asked him what he wanted.
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realfuzzhead



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Re: So I'm on the bus [Re: The_Ghost]
#14209126 - 03/30/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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idk man cause when i first turn around he wsnt really looking at me like he wanted something from me. I couldnt tell if he had tourettes or if he was trying to yell at someone else or something like that idk'
wierd shit mang. I just though if i turned around again Id have a tard trying to pull my heart out before i could ask a question
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I was sitting on the bus next to someone with SERIOUS health issues, and some weird disease where he made funny faces, and threw his head all over the place. I ended up COVERED in a shower of saliva, and a two week flu three days later. FUCK public transportation. Ill take the fucking truck the rest of the semester and pay $55 to fill it up each week. Never fucking again
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You should have taken his picture and made :metalitard:
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-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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