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InvisibleAbstraKt_I_Am

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Good for My Drug Test or No?
    #14206263 - 03/29/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Need some imput please, I have been detoxed from cannabis for 3 months. Scraped a small small bowl of resin. Not even 0.2 Id say and ripped it all in a bong snap. I just found out im getting a random drug screen in about 14 hours. Is one rip gonna show if I drink alot of water. Im pretty skinny also so I dont have alot of fat to store thc.

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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: AbstraKt_I_Am]
    #14206308 - 03/29/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Tough to say, but drink Gatorade rather than water.
You'll probably be fine, but it's sketch that you got so little notice.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: AbstraKt_I_Am]
    #14206349 - 03/29/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Idk man, 14 hours is pretty close. If it was just a little bit and you didn't even get a buzz, then you'd probably be good. If you can, I've heard there is a drink sold at GNC that will keep you clean for about 3 hours. But you can try to drink alot and water and excercise. Did that rip get you high?


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14206363 - 03/29/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Drink water till your pee is clear, than take lots of vitamin b12, till its yellow again.  Have a water bottle on hand thats filled with 2 packs of emergency(vitemin packs), that way you can chug it rite before the test and it will go strait through you giving you clean yellow urine.  I can't see you showing up positive doing this.

I hear detox drinks don't work and are a scam, I would get some more opinions/info though.

The only other way out is synthetic urine.  Quick fix I think.$$$ tho

Another tip I have learned;  Don't fill the cup at the end or beginning of stream,  make sure you fill it mid stream.


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Edited by tospace (03/29/11 09:52 PM)

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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206390 - 03/29/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just went to GNC in search of said drink and unfortunately the cheapest one is $30(when i went) and i think VitaminWorld has one for as cheap as 20...but ya 14 hours is pretty sketch man...I'm not sure if someone has done this but I'm probably going to a writeup of how to pass a test.unfortunately it won't be soon enough for you to read. heres a bit of knowledge though. after one session you store about 100 ng of thc. but since resin has significantly less, then im sure the amount could be anywhere between 0-100ng. and most lab test cut offs are 50ng. so you dont need to be 100% clean. Just get it under that 50 ng mark by a couple gatorades. remember though, dependeing on what the test is for, diluting can be a good and bad thing. It can either mean a fail, or a reschedule. more info would be good:) sorry about the situation though:(
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Drink water till your pee is clear, than take lots of vitamin b12, till its yellow again.  Have a water bottle on hand thats filled with 2 packs of emergency(vitemin packs), that way you can chug it rite before the test and it will go strait through you giving you clean yellow urine.  I can't see you showing up positive doing this.

I hear detox drinks don't work and are a scam, I would get some more opinions/info though.

The only other way out is synthetic urine.  Quick fix I think.$$$ tho

Another tip I have learned;  Don't fill the cup at the end or beginning of stream,  make sure you fill it mid stream.




They aren't necessarily a scam but an everyday allday smoker probably wouldnt be able to use them. all the drinks do is dilute u, then add back what the lab tests for, so the idea is legit. like i said though i'll probably be putting up a write up about it


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206391 - 03/29/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is this for a job or what?

Flush the best you can I guess.
Live and learn


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206413 - 03/29/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah I havnt tried the drinks before, just something I heard. And also Tospace is right, mid-stream is the best of your urine.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: LSDreams]
    #14206451 - 03/29/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ya definitely mid-stream. also if you can substitute drinking water for drinking Gatorade so the specific gravity is better. also make sure u piss 3-4 times before your test. if you can get a store before test, get vitamin b complex and creatine. vitamin b will add color and creatine is tested for in the validity tests. :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: LSDreams]
    #14206485 - 03/29/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow at that price for the drinks you would be better off getting quick fix and be sure.  I think there are different types of drinks that work different ways.? Some using like clay or something, that wont even absorb thc in your fat.  Not sure about it, it been a while since I looked into it.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206493 - 03/29/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If you are taking the test in under 24 hours after smoking you should be time it takes time to metabolize in your system. (correct me if I am wrong)

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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: Cakk]
    #14206509 - 03/29/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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tospace said:
Wow at that price for the drinks you would be better off getting quick fix and be sure.  I think there are different types of drinks that work different ways.? Some using like clay or something, that wont even absorb thc in your fat.  Not sure about it, it been a while since I looked into it.




The only thing with synthetic is it can't be used if hes watched. but he didn't say anything about that yet. more info would definitely help us help him haha
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If you are taking the test in under 24 hours after smoking you should be time it takes time to metabolize in your system. (correct me if I am wrong)



never heard that b4. interesting...anybody confirm?:smile:


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: Cakk]
    #14206532 - 03/29/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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If you are taking the test in under 24 hours after smoking you should be fine it takes time to metabolize in your system. (correct me if I am wrong)




That makes me think, maybe he should save some of his clean pee if it hasn't been long already.  You could drink some clean pee right before the test,  got the idea from the detox drink :lol:.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206545 - 03/29/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Cakk said:
If you are taking the test in under 24 hours after smoking you should be fine it takes time to metabolize in your system. (correct me if I am wrong)




That makes me think, maybe he should save some of his clean pee if it hasn't been long already.  You could drink some clean pee right before the test,  got the idea from the detox drink :lol:.




nasty. haha I've never heard something so :mmmkay: and has OP replied to any of us? i think we're just having a conversation with eachother...haha


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14206555 - 03/29/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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tospace said:
Wow at that price for the drinks you would be better off getting quick fix and be sure.  I think there are different types of drinks that work different ways.? Some using like clay or something, that wont even absorb thc in your fat.  Not sure about it, it been a while since I looked into it.




The only thing with synthetic is it can't be used if hes watched. but he didn't say anything about that yet. more info would definitely help us help him haha




They have those things that you strap to your schlong.  If its a girl, idk :shrug:


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14206569 - 03/29/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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nasty. haha I've never heard something so :mmmkay: and has OP replied to any of us? i think we're just having a conversation with eachother...haha




at least he will have a nice long thread to come back to with enough info to pass a test.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: tospace]
    #14206598 - 03/29/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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tospace said:
Wow at that price for the drinks you would be better off getting quick fix and be sure.  I think there are different types of drinks that work different ways.? Some using like clay or something, that wont even absorb thc in your fat.  Not sure about it, it been a while since I looked into it.




The only thing with synthetic is it can't be used if hes watched. but he didn't say anything about that yet. more info would definitely help us help him haha




They have those things that you strap to your schlong.  If its a girl, idk :shrug:




ya but we're talking within 14 hours. and if its a girl and they ask her why she has a dick she can just say :mmmkay: and walk out. haha that would be classic. they'd be like:freshwtf:


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: InvaderShroom]
    #14206616 - 03/29/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe they tested him sooner and now hes in prison cause he failed his probation test :frown:

Lol jk

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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14206628 - 03/29/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hey guys thanks for all the replies!
Its not for a job. Im in a pharma study where I take codeine for 10 days for $3000. But I cant get accepted for participation if I drop dirty.


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: Cakk]
    #14206629 - 03/29/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maybe they tested him sooner and now hes in prison cause he failed his probation test :frown:

Lol jk



:ilold: but now i feel bad about it:(


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Re: Good for My Drug Test or No? [Re: AbstraKt_I_Am]
    #14206638 - 03/29/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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AbstraKt_I_Am said:
hey guys thanks for all the replies!
Its not for a job. Im in a pharma study where I take codeine for 10 days for $3000. But I cant get accepted for participation if I drop dirty.




No shit you get free codine and $3000? Where do I sign up for these studies!?

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