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abltsandwich
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Become one with your chair... just like this guy!
#14206484 - 03/29/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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A morbidly obese Ohio man was in the hospital Tuesday after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years and were forced to cut a hole in the wall of his house just to get him out, WTRF-TV reported.
The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates -- including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up -- in a home in Bellaire, Ohio. The roommates called police upon finding the man unresponsive on Sunday.
Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible.
One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair.
"The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that," Jim Chase, a local city code enforcer, told WTRF.
"I instructed the landlord this [Monday] morning and the two people, the tenants at the house, they had to get it cleaned, there's no way they can live in something like that, and so they are working on it," he added.
The landlord told WTRF that the man used to be an active person and said she had no idea how bad his condition was since he covered himself with a blanket every time she came to visit.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/
Wow it must get boring in that chair.
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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: abltsandwich]
#14206524 - 03/29/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the girlfriend stayed with him? 
I've seen some pretty horrible things, but that beats anything I've seen.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206543 - 03/29/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Goddamn.
I don't really know what else to say.
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: abltsandwich] 1
#14206548 - 03/29/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they caught pris!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: abltsandwich]
#14206564 - 03/29/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14206590 - 03/29/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: they caught pris!
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206619 - 03/29/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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bbl337 said: the girlfriend stayed with him? 
I've seen some pretty horrible things, but that beats anything I've seen.
think he got much play?
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Leanin
Student of theIron Game


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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: DrMambo]
#14206652 - 03/29/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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omfg
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StaleShrooms
human after all



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Leanin]
#14206666 - 03/29/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Leanin]
#14206703 - 03/29/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So... he pooped in the chair too?
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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: lil_demented]
#14206718 - 03/29/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: So... he pooped in the chair too?
and maggots ate from his wounds.
I've seen people who sat in the same spot and shat and whatnot there and had sores, but maggots and MELTED into the chair? No.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206722 - 03/29/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thats one hell of a bedsore.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206738 - 03/29/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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bbl337 said: I've seen people who sat in the same spot and shat and whatnot there and had sores, but maggots and MELTED into the chair? No.
Damn dude. You've seen some fucked up shit.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14206744 - 03/29/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: they caught pris!

but srsly, two years worth of piss and shit?
plus obese people shit like 4 times a day right?
what was he thinking the first time he shit himself and just stayed there sitting in it?
this thread is going to have so many unanswered questions............
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SWIM Jr
SWIM SWAM

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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: lil_demented]
#14206749 - 03/29/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yum.
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Salomon]
#14206753 - 03/29/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Salomon said: what was he thinking the first time he shit himself and just stayed there sitting in it?
probably something about a McGriddle
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Salomon]
#14206774 - 03/29/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Salomon]
#14206784 - 03/29/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14206789 - 03/29/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
SamuelLJackson said: they caught pris!

woah woah woah, lets not get irrational here.
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potatos
Master of metaphors.



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14206792 - 03/29/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: they caught pris!
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: abltsandwich]
#14206797 - 03/29/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Im guessing this dude went a year or so without taking a shit...I mean if he's fused to the chair where is all the shit gonna go?
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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14206814 - 03/29/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: Im guessing this dude went a year or so without taking a shit...I mean if he's fused to the chair where is all the shit gonna go?
doesn't quite work that way . You can go longer not eating than you can not shitting (assuming no colostomy bag or anything). Probably just caked itself on and around him
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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206832 - 03/29/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My friend's dad had a pill habit and was constipated for nearly 2 months. They had to surgically remove a large ball of pill-matter from his stomach.
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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based



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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14206858 - 03/29/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i am willing to bet he took small shits. You will die if you wait that long.
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Re: Become one with your chair... just like this guy! [Re: bbl337]
#14206912 - 03/29/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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YouPorn got nothin' on this.
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