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What to do with a Biology degree?
    #14205655 - 03/29/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I went to college for several years, Bio/pre-med.  I held a 3.5+ GPA and did very well, but I just lost my drive for everything and quit a few years ago.  Now I'm going back since I only have maybe 20 hours tops to finish my degree.  Obviously I am not going to be a Forensic Pathologist anymore, considering I took a few years off of school and med school won't like that.

But WTF do you do with a biology degree that doesn't suck?  I'm SOOOOOO tired of selling TVs at Best Buy for <$10/hour.  There are a million jobs out there like that, fuck hourly bullshit work.

What can someone do with a Biology degree?

EDIT:  OK I said "that doesn't suck" meaning no teaching!  :lol:

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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205665 - 03/29/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

High school teacher:macdre:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14205679 - 03/29/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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High school teacher:macdre:




i hear they dont drug test you after your hired as a teacher

less you get buck wild with a student or something

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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205684 - 03/29/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

in hindsight, that might have been something to figure out before you started












































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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205685 - 03/29/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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What can someone do with a Biology degree?




Go to grad school, be a lab tech or get a job unrelated to your degree.  Also, teach high school.

Pure science degrees, at the bachelor level, arnt incredibly marketable.  I suggest getting into some undergraduate research when you go back, that will help you network and get ideas from your advisor on employment opportunities.  It will also help pad your resume.

Doing research, even as an undergraduate, is key to making the most out of a pure science degree.

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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: DieCommie]
    #14205720 - 03/29/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

FRAME IT!

Then go buck wild with high school students.

Sorry I have nothing of value to add.

It could be fun to teach thought. Minus the going buck wild with your students.

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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205731 - 03/29/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

engineer a super human race of 6 foot tall females with atleast double d size breasts and a phat bootay. :yesnod:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14205738 - 03/29/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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engineer a super human race of 6 foot tall females with atleast double d size breasts and a phat bootay. :yesnod:




OP: do this. For the good of mankind!! I would go with E cups, though.


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14205756 - 03/29/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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engineer a super human race of 6 foot tall females with atleast double d size breasts and a phat bootay. :yesnod:




OP: do this. For the good of mankind!! I would go with E G cups, though.







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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Salomon]
    #14205760 - 03/29/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

CORRECT


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Salomon]
    #14205762 - 03/29/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)




:gameover:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14205770 - 03/29/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14205772 - 03/29/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:gameover:





Who is this woman, and why am I not familiar with her work? :eek:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Salomon]
    #14205775 - 03/29/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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engineer a super human race of 6 foot tall females with atleast double d size breasts and a phat bootay. :yesnod:




OP: do this. For the good of mankind!! I would go with E G cups, though.








this would throw the planet out of kilter and we could go hurling into the sun

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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14205790 - 03/29/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



:electrickoolaid:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14205793 - 03/29/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)




Sheyla Hershey

:feelsgoodman:





But pris, people are already saying the poles have shifted on the planet due to 2012, so maybe we can have our biologists help us out to counteract these movements. Maybe we could even move the tectonic plates back to where they should be. the possibilities are endless.


And even if we can't, we still get an influx of awesome bewbage. :yesnod:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205795 - 03/29/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This is now officially the huge tits thread. OP: I demand you edit the title accordingly.



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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14205799 - 03/29/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Can a person get a decent job at a zoo with a biology degree? I'm on my way to be transfering to a 4 year university I still don't know what I want in life. I know for a fact it's gonna be a hard science. Most likely I will end up doing something mathematics related since that seems to be in such high demand.


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14205809 - 03/29/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Sheyla Hershey

:feelsgoodman:




Cheers mate. I do not discriminate between fake and real tits. :drooling:


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Re: What to do with a Biology degree? [Re: pmb]
    #14205827 - 03/29/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)




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