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Bisexual, going in the military *DELETED*
#14205130 - 03/29/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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arekusu
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14205259 - 03/29/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well you won't get kicked out for being homosexual at least. Plus, if a guy is checking out your package, and you are hard, there is probably a reason he is looking down there. 
If you're really worried about getting hard, just imagine fucking your grandma when you start to feel those lovely tingles n jingles. I would hope that takes care of your boner right quick.
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: arekusu] 1
#14211241 - 03/30/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you're still capable of popping a boner in the middle of basic training, you need to stop slacking before your D.I.'s find out and run you even harder.
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Joolz]
#14211633 - 03/30/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You aren't going to have much energy or interest in thinking about sex. If you get a boner it will be completely unconciously and random. You aren't going to have much energy to even want to jerk off either, if you ever got enough time. You are going to be working your body hard, you aren't going to be thinking about hot men surrounding you, and you are going to pass out almost immediately when you hit the bed at night.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #2]
#14212150 - 03/30/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I should've been more specific. i meant after basic training.
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wisepotatochips
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14212212 - 03/30/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats not a problem when you come back with no legs
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14214665 - 03/31/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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are you even actually bisexual or just a homersexual?
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I'll tell you one thing, I'd make sure no one finds out.
Guaranteed there will be people there with you who if they find out will either bust your balls constantly or who might beat you mildly just to "prove they aren't gay".
Get in really good shape so no one even thinks of fucking with you unless they're trying to see their face double in size.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Cannabischarlie said: are you even actually bisexual or just a homersexual?
Well, I've never been with a girl. But I get horny around them and have sexual thoughts, and I have no problem jacking it to lesbo and straight porn.
When I see girls IRL, they excite me more than men. I'm just scared of them for some reason, about being rejected I guess. I feel more comfortable around guys
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14215564 - 03/31/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you don't shower with guys after basic gays are now 100% allowed in the military, or will be very shortly if you're popping boners around "totally fit" men in the showers, you're a pervert, and gay (not that being gay is a problem, just stop being a pervert and you'll be good to go)
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14215572 - 03/31/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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No joke, you will get ur face busted if you try to pull any gay shit.
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Re: Bisexual, going in the military [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14219680 - 04/01/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: How do you go about getting with guys in the military without people finding out? I mean, you don't exactly get a lot of privacy, right?
I hope I don't pop wood in the showers.. that would be embarrassing. sweaty, totally fit men everywhere.. it might be hard not to
Just be yourself. Hey I've had my penis get hard for married women adjusting my band outfit as a teenager. They just smiled =).
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