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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202803 - 03/29/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Master Shake said:
the one that im trying to get the title for





you can file for possession as an abandoned vehicle, in my state in means I
send a letter to the last known address of the previous owner, in 30 days if
there's no response then I take it to a judge who casts some kind of spell
and about 30 days later I have a title

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Offlinebbl337
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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: bbl337]
    #14202804 - 03/29/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

knowing how to drive and maintain them is important.  I drove a volvo to 220k miles and only then did it start to give any trouble, but still ran fine.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Eshu]
    #14202810 - 03/29/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Eshu said:
You'd think cars could be made solid by now.





built in obsolescence

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202819 - 03/29/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Master Shake said:But at least I have some buds to smoke.




Unless you're selling that 'buds' after smoking it, you aren't getting any nearer to gaining $121.00 by sitting on your ass high.

Go out and do some odd jobs to fix your car! :thumbup:


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Brugman]
    #14202964 - 03/29/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Brugman said:





Beat to it!

And if a girlie sees my car-
There's no chance I'll ever bang her!
(You'll never ever get the pussy!)
Hey, shut up!


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Eshu]
    #14203004 - 03/29/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Eshu said:


You'd think cars could be made solid by now.




Now why would they do that?

There is no money to be made if your car works fine... shit, some people don't realize how much money they make off broken parts, along with labor fees, its a ton of $$$

It is always about the money

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OfflineMaster Shake
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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14205306 - 03/29/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Master Shake said:
the one that im trying to get the title for





you can file for possession as an abandoned vehicle, in my state in means I
send a letter to the last known address of the previous owner, in 30 days if
there's no response then I take it to a judge who casts some kind of spell
and about 30 days later I have a title




Yeah thats what i was thinking i could do, he also told me to do something similar to that. I just dont want the state to come and tow it for some stupid reason and take for their own, then im out what ever i could of sold it for.

oh and i found out that my starter is underneath the intake, so with my very limited knowledge in engines ill be taking it to my fathers mechanic to fix her up. hopefully he can fix the POS for me. oh and thanks for all the great advice you guys are the shit.


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Master Shake: You dropped something.
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Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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