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OfflineDeadPhan
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Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today!
    #14202863 - 03/29/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14202878 - 03/29/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DeadPhan said:
awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!



Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.


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What songs did they play, and how far away? Why did he whisper, why did she scream?
What does the sound of a screen door mean?
Who talks on the hill? Who goes to the cellar, can you feel the chill? Where does the river, when will the wind?
How far are the mountains? Where do they end? Why would the church?
Did the service begin? Tell me who died, and tell me who cried.
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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: SS32]
    #14202885 - 03/29/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.




Thats what the system is there for, its for leeches.

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InvisibleshLong
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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: SS32]
    #14202887 - 03/29/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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SS32 said:
Quote:

DeadPhan said:
awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!



Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.



Word...how about trying to get a job and get something going?


LOL FUCK THE SYSTEM!

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DieCommie]
    #14202890 - 03/29/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Not knowing how to spell "benefit" properly, this is not a surprising development.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan] * 1
    #14202891 - 03/29/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so how do you plan to drive around without a license?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: robbyberto]
    #14202897 - 03/29/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
Not knowing how to spell "benefit" properly, this is not a surprising development.



:ahahaha::congrats::facepalm::lolsy:

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202902 - 03/29/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Belac]
    #14202914 - 03/29/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

thats cool


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202924 - 03/29/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #14202930 - 03/29/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl: I just thought for a minute...$213 a week + a BUS + this summers gas prices = about 75 miles  :ahahaha::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats:

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InvisibleshLong
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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Micawber]
    #14202933 - 03/29/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Micawber said:
yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs



Touche...but at least I know im a hater :awethumb:

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: shLong]
    #14202944 - 03/29/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Turning tricks in said bus :lilpimp:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Micawber]
    #14202956 - 03/29/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Micawber said:
yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs




I've had a break for about 3 years and not a dime of unemployment

it'll be funny when they drop his 'benifits' because he cant comply with the demands of being on unemployment

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OfflineDeadPhan
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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202958 - 03/29/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i have a license.  440 dollars laid out at the dmv yesterday and im once again a licensed driver.  and yea, 213 isnt much, but, ima be workin on the side.  this is just nice security.  and yea, i meant, "FUCK YEA SYSTEM!  PAY ME!"  ;P


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14202971 - 03/29/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

are you going to eForest?

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Atheist]
    #14202986 - 03/29/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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it'll be funny when they drop his 'benifits' because he cant comply with the demands of being on unemployment




When I was on unemployment i had to look for jobs and fax in proof that I was looking for a job. I live in Michigan and there are no jobs, so that was moot, but I still had to ATTEMPT to find a job.

Might wanna check into that mang. :shrug:

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14202996 - 03/29/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I doubt he realizes they will be keeping tabs on him for collecting. I would imagine being on unemployment would negatively effect his credit and fuck him over in alot of ways in the end, such as leaving unexplainable gaps on his resume if he actually does ever try to get a job. Not speaking from experience, but I'm guessing its not a good thing in the long run. I would rather be unemployed or work at mcdonalds than leeching off of society slowly fucking myself over :shrug:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Equipto]
    #14203076 - 03/29/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Equipto said:
Yeah I doubt he realizes they will be keeping tabs on him for collecting. I would imagine being on unemployment would negatively effect his credit and fuck him over in alot of ways in the end, such as leaving unexplainable gaps on his resume if he actually does ever try to get a job. Not speaking from experience, but I'm guessing its not a good thing in the long run. I would rather be unemployed or work at mcdonalds than leeching off of society slowly fucking myself over :shrug:




The guy is bragging about $213 a week and living in a bus.

I doubt he cares about credit, home ownership, or having a job that pays above minimum wage.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: badchad]
    #14203111 - 03/29/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Valid point!

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