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OfflineDeadPhan
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Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today!
    #14202863 - 03/29/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14202878 - 03/29/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DeadPhan said:
awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!



Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: SS32]
    #14202885 - 03/29/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.




Thats what the system is there for, its for leeches.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: SS32]
    #14202887 - 03/29/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SS32 said:
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DeadPhan said:
awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!



Fuck the system?  You're leeching off the system.



Word...how about trying to get a job and get something going?


LOL FUCK THE SYSTEM!


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DieCommie]
    #14202890 - 03/29/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Not knowing how to spell "benefit" properly, this is not a surprising development.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan] * 1
    #14202891 - 03/29/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so how do you plan to drive around without a license?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: robbyberto]
    #14202897 - 03/29/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
Not knowing how to spell "benefit" properly, this is not a surprising development.



:ahahaha::congrats::facepalm::lolsy:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202902 - 03/29/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Belac]
    #14202914 - 03/29/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats cool


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202924 - 03/29/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #14202930 - 03/29/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl: I just thought for a minute...$213 a week + a BUS + this summers gas prices = about 75 miles  :ahahaha::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats::congrats:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Micawber]
    #14202933 - 03/29/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Micawber said:
yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs



Touche...but at least I know im a hater :awethumb:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: shLong]
    #14202944 - 03/29/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Turning tricks in said bus :lilpimp:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Micawber]
    #14202956 - 03/29/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Micawber said:
yea leaching off the system is bad and all
but who wouldnt be happy to be able to take a break

you woulndt?-bs




I've had a break for about 3 years and not a dime of unemployment

it'll be funny when they drop his 'benifits' because he cant comply with the demands of being on unemployment


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14202958 - 03/29/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i have a license.  440 dollars laid out at the dmv yesterday and im once again a licensed driver.  and yea, 213 isnt much, but, ima be workin on the side.  this is just nice security.  and yea, i meant, "FUCK YEA SYSTEM!  PAY ME!"  ;P


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14202971 - 03/29/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

are you going to eForest?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Atheist]
    #14202986 - 03/29/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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it'll be funny when they drop his 'benifits' because he cant comply with the demands of being on unemployment




When I was on unemployment i had to look for jobs and fax in proof that I was looking for a job. I live in Michigan and there are no jobs, so that was moot, but I still had to ATTEMPT to find a job.

Might wanna check into that mang. :shrug:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14202996 - 03/29/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah I doubt he realizes they will be keeping tabs on him for collecting. I would imagine being on unemployment would negatively effect his credit and fuck him over in alot of ways in the end, such as leaving unexplainable gaps on his resume if he actually does ever try to get a job. Not speaking from experience, but I'm guessing its not a good thing in the long run. I would rather be unemployed or work at mcdonalds than leeching off of society slowly fucking myself over :shrug:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Equipto]
    #14203076 - 03/29/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Equipto said:
Yeah I doubt he realizes they will be keeping tabs on him for collecting. I would imagine being on unemployment would negatively effect his credit and fuck him over in alot of ways in the end, such as leaving unexplainable gaps on his resume if he actually does ever try to get a job. Not speaking from experience, but I'm guessing its not a good thing in the long run. I would rather be unemployed or work at mcdonalds than leeching off of society slowly fucking myself over :shrug:




The guy is bragging about $213 a week and living in a bus.

I doubt he cares about credit, home ownership, or having a job that pays above minimum wage.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: badchad]
    #14203111 - 03/29/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Valid point!


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: badchad]
    #14203116 - 03/29/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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badchad said:
Quote:

Equipto said:
Yeah I doubt he realizes they will be keeping tabs on him for collecting. I would imagine being on unemployment would negatively effect his credit and fuck him over in alot of ways in the end, such as leaving unexplainable gaps on his resume if he actually does ever try to get a job. Not speaking from experience, but I'm guessing its not a good thing in the long run. I would rather be unemployed or work at mcdonalds than leeching off of society slowly fucking myself over :shrug:




The guy is bragging about $213 a week and living in a bus.

I doubt he cares about credit, home ownership, or having a job that pays above minimum wage.





Haha yes, but maybe if he is made aware of these problems he will start to care....maybe...


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Equipto]
    #14203482 - 03/29/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Equipto said:
....maybe...



No...


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14203535 - 03/29/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DeadPhan said:
i have a license.  440 dollars laid out at the dmv yesterday and im once again a licensed driver.  and yea, 213 isnt much, but, ima be workin on the side.  this is just nice security.  and yea, i meant, "FUCK YEA SYSTEM!  PAY ME!"  ;P





i was just curious because if you plan to "live" in a bus eventually you wont be able to get a drivers licence because they want proof of residence, not sure if it was always like that but yah


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14203588 - 03/29/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That's bullshit dude. Way to mooch off people, like myself, who actually work for a living (legally).


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: mescalinician]
    #14203606 - 03/29/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

But dude, he is pursuing his bus-living lot-camping grilled-cheese-slanging dreams!

You sound like the man.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14203614 - 03/29/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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But dude, he is pursuing his bus-living lot-camping grilled-cheese-slanging dreams!

You sound like the man.



I have no other reply to that than L.O.L.:awethumb::lolsy:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: shLong]
    #14203756 - 03/29/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have been in this boat. For over 2 years. Go ahead and hate. I have had some negative consequence from being unemployed. But I see it like this ..it is an insurance policy that you pay into from years of work. If something goes kaboom- then you get some credit back from what you put in for. Something like food stamps or being a politician is leeching off society.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14203847 - 03/29/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fucking hippie scum


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #14203861 - 03/29/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

anyone know how much you have to work before you can file for unemployment?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14204142 - 03/29/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Usually at least 6 months.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: mescalinician]
    #14204160 - 03/29/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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mescalinician said:
That's bullshit dude. Way to mooch off people, like myself, who actually work for a living (legally).




Thats the way this country works.  You can either choose to work hard and subsidize the poor, or choose to be poor and have your life subsidized.  I agree its not fair, but Im sure not gonna waste my life working hard for other's benefit.  I'd rather be poor and get my life subsidized.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DieCommie]
    #14204446 - 03/29/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DieCommie said:
Quote:

mescalinician said:
That's bullshit dude. Way to mooch off people, like myself, who actually work for a living (legally).




Thats the way this country works.  You can either choose to work hard and subsidize the poor, or choose to be poor and have your life subsidized.  I agree its not fair, but Im sure not gonna waste my life working hard for other's benefit.  I'd rather be poor and get my life subsidized.






Or you could work hard, physically or mentally, be comfortable enough to never struggle butm never be to tempted, live good happy productive and stoned, and let the fools quibble over the 213 a week lifestyle or the omg ima be a millionaire life style


Or you could cultivate the mind :rolleyes::stoned: pays more than 213 a week, you get payed in peace of mind and happiness. And money if your clever enough! :wink:


I dont even remember the last time I posted in the pub I am :rasta: as fuck.

Some people take advantage of the system, but its a really cool thing when it is there for people who need it. Even though this dude seems like a waste of space from what he has said, and from his....goals... but still, I would fight to the end for it to be there for those who need it. I think its good :peace: and I am sure we would all sit down blaze and laugh away in a different place, so quit hate-in on him already


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: LongStrangeTrip]
    #14204476 - 03/29/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Who gives a fuck about our psychologically crippled race of jesus loving mongoloids? Especially who gives a fuck about working statistics, tills or some other bullshit in the cramped offices of it's giant forced labour camp? I say swindle every penny possible. :thumbup:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: LongStrangeTrip]
    #14204479 - 03/29/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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and I am sure we would all sit down blaze and laugh away in a different place



Valid point


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: shLong]
    #14204507 - 03/29/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

DUH!  WINNING!  :sheepie:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14204517 - 03/29/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!




what are the requirements to be eligable for this..?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Grapefruit]
    #14204526 - 03/29/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Grapefruit said:
Who gives a fuck about our psychologically crippled race of jesus loving mongoloids? Especially who gives a fuck about working statistics, tills or some other bullshit in the cramped offices of it's giant forced labour camp? I say swindle every penny possible. :thumbup:





I don't care about any of that either. I also don't want to be a thief. Enjoy your life :smile: :peace::heart::gd_icon:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: owls]
    #14204532 - 03/29/11 04:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

at least 6 months of working on the books.  worked maintenance at a hotel for a while.  twas a shit job, but i rocked it for about 8 months before i just couldnt deal with the bullshit.  buncha tools i worked with i tell ya.  so yea, gona just get some shit together, and get out and start WOOF'ing.  rock out some shows and festies on the way of course, but, yea.  i got a good head on my shoulders.  no matter what yall wana say about it.  ive been fucked over plenty by the government thanks to the war on drugs and such.  ive paid my dues, believe u me.  no matter.  i look for work every day.  trust that.  this is just nice to keep me rollin till something better comes along.  im a pretty frugal individual.  213 is plenty of money for me with the lifestyle i live.  get to know me.  :snub:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: owls]
    #14204534 - 03/29/11 04:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

there sure are a lot of DICKS around here, huh?



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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: owls]
    #14204547 - 03/29/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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owls said:
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DeadPhan said:
awwww yea!  starting off with a balance of 427 because of weeks owed during processing.  and ill be getting 213 a week after taxes.  im trying to buy this school bus and convert it into my home.  ive lived in buses n motorhomes before, but this time ima do it up right, keep it insured and all that.  gonna be a great summer makin 213 a week before whatever i make on lot on tour.  hopefuly gona be makin some bank sellin dank food at festies and shows.  but either way, even when not on the road, just gona look for off the books work to make a lil extra.  either way im set to live on 213 a week for a year.  hah!  fuck the system!




what are the requirements to be eligable for this..?





Its state by state man search google style I bet it is easy to find...try the state department or something


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14204551 - 03/29/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

been on these boards for bout 7 years now. im used to it.  :shrug::tongue2:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: LongStrangeTrip]
    #14204568 - 03/29/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't understand all of these assumptions you guys have made from my little rant up there, I also don't understand what you guys are thinking I was trying to say....



I said nothing about a desk job or...being a crazy catholic (?) or whatever the hell that one guy was talking about, I also did not mean to talk shit on your life style OP, im the biggest dead head you will ever meet me and you would have no problems and share good stories for sure~!



I said cultivate the mind. I dont wtf you guys are tripping on. That means learning. Living life. Having experiences. If you are so inclined, it might mean opening a book before opening your pocket. Either way, I said cultivate the mind, deal with it :peace::gd_icon:


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*edIT I just looked back at what I said and I did talk a little shit deadphan, shit I guess I such a wastey I did not even realize I did, sorry man :rolleyes:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14204571 - 03/29/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Take a vacation on us taxpayers buddy, Id rather pay you to do nothing than pay politicians to do nothing anyday!!!:thumbup:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
    #14204652 - 03/29/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

proly going back to work at the greenhouse i worked at least year in a month or so.  i was makin up to 700 a week when it gets busy there.  better believe id rather be chilling with the plants makin more dough than sittin around collecting a fraction of that.  till then, gonna use this money wisely to get said bus together.  fuck paying some rent only to be stationary and god forbid i cant find work down the line, have to be evicted.  so long as i make enough to pay insurance, which on a bus will be cheap as fuck, and put gas in it, untill i convert to biodiesel, damn right ima accept my benefits.  i didnt pay taxes for all my previous on the books jobs for nothing.  o, and, i get taxes taken out of the unemployment as well, so, in that sense, im just as well a tax paying citizen as well.  just sayin.  i cultivate my mind more than your average bear btw.  believe that.  i read plenty.  takin up the harmonica.  just bought me a set of 4 in different keys.  psyched on that.  im involved in food not lawns, if u dont know about it look it up.  i aspire to have my own mushroom among other things farm one day.  trust that im serious about it.  but ya would never know, cause some of yas already got me pegged from one measly post on a fucking internet message board.  HAHA!  yea, you could definitly say, i contribute plenty to society in other ways than just collecting a paycheck.  hence why im not on these boards constantly like some of the lot of ya.  not for nothing but some of yall are really silly makin me out to be a deadbeat when u dont know a thing about me.  first off, im a great speller.  when online, i could give a fuck.  i just type away.  second, ya gonna call me a deadbeat when the lot of you live on the fucking shroomery.  lol.  make me laugh some why dont u.  right on.  the shroomery is all! 
BACK TO YOUR REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.  go find things you dont like about people and tell them why its wrong by your standards, before u know shit about em, because, well, youve got to be right about it all, yes?  mmmmmaybe not?  :tongue:


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DeadPhan]
    #14205054 - 03/29/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I guess people forget we are in a depression as big as the Great Depression. Jobs are scarce and millions are already at their maximum 99 week limit of benefits and are being shucked onto the street.

Besides for every dollar the government pumps into Unemployment, people spend that rather quickly because they are needing food and necessities, generates 1.60 back into this failing economy.

I'm not advocating being a burden on their neighbor but when we should all pull together when push comes to shove.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: altershroom]
    #14205474 - 03/29/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, unemployment benefits are there to help you maintain while you try and find a job.

Now either the OP should give up his lot-kingpin dreams and look for a fucking job, or make enough slangin' cheeze to pay his expenses.

But don't take MY money tour across the country.

That isn't what it's for, ya dig?

It sucks that if someone is against the abuse of unemployment that people assume they're against it.  I completely support unemployment as a bridge between jobs, and recognize the need for it as such.

But it isn't a free ticket to pay your bills while you spend the summer doing whatever the fuck you want.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14205555 - 03/29/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

unemployment is an insurance policy that you are forced to pay into and like and any other insurance policy it pays you when certain criteria are met.  That is what it is for.  Their is no right or wrong about it and I say let the man cruise on his 213 a week if he wants.  He earned it as he has already paid into it.  Its mathematics, not morality.


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #14205565 - 03/29/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Really?

Do you think he paid 213 a week into unemployment?


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Re: Got my Unemployment Benifit card in the mail today! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14205596 - 03/29/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No, but the insurance mechanism is based on the fact the most people don't want to live on half of what they have previously made for a year just because they can.  If he wants to stretch it out for a year thats his prerogative and the system is built around that possibility.

Does it bother you when people collect for auto insurance?


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