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OfflineMaster Shake
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F**king piece of s**t car
    #14202377 - 03/29/11 05:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Why do cars have to be such big pieces of shit?
My fucking cars starter went out, and im moving out on Friday. I have already spent almost all my money on this move, and now i have to spend fucking 121.00 for a new starter for my car.
And on top of all that im going to miss my class today because of it.
But at least I have some buds to smoke.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202390 - 03/29/11 05:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well.. what type of car do you drive?


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14202394 - 03/29/11 05:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Its a 96 bucik skylark custom.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202399 - 03/29/11 05:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was hoping to come back in here and bash on your shitty honda/kia. :sad:

That sucks man. Atleast it wasn't the tranny or anything serious. :sun:


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14202406 - 03/29/11 05:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol, yeah man i had the alternator go out on it like a year ago, and then just last summer my breaks were sticking. it got real bad, the breaks caught on fire one time it was crazy flams and everything haha.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202440 - 03/29/11 06:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My friend left me his car before leaving to go to main to turn himself in. the only problem is that when he bought the car he never had a valid drivers licences and was unable to get a title, he was able to do this because the place he bought the car from was kind of a shaddy place, the muffler fell off within the first 2 weeks of him having it, and it over heats really quick haha. I have the pink slip and thats it.

my question, is their any way i could some how get the title so i can sell this piece of shit car?


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202441 - 03/29/11 06:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Master Shake said:
Why do cars have to be such big pieces of shit?
My fucking cars starter went out, and im moving out on Friday. I have already spent almost all my money on this move, and now i have to spend fucking 121.00 for a new starter for my car.
And on top of all that im going to miss my class today because of it.
But at least I have some buds to smoke.




When my last cars starter went I had to roll it down the road to start it. Fortunately there was a hill.


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: NewWavePeace] * 1
    #14202442 - 03/29/11 06:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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NewWavePeace said:
I was hoping to come back in here and bash on your shitty honda/kia. :sad:




If he had a shitty honda/kia, he wouldn't have been driving with any style, but his starter probably wouldn't have gone out yet. :biggrin:

Starter

$65.00 with a $35.00 core, free shipping if you can wait a few days to get it.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14202448 - 03/29/11 06:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You can only do that with manuals right?


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14202449 - 03/29/11 06:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i feel your pain, mang. cars are giant black holes you throw money into. energy consuming pieces of shit, all of 'em.


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Sillicybin]
    #14202455 - 03/29/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I cant wait I need this shit today haha, but thanks for the link, might come in handy later on when something else shits out on it.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202457 - 03/29/11 06:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Master Shake said:
You can only do that with manuals right?




I think so - because you have to roll it in gear (well start in neutral then letout the clutch)


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14202464 - 03/29/11 06:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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gerryjarcia said:
i feel your pain, mang. cars are giant black holes you throw money into. energy consuming pieces of shit, all of 'em.





Fucking eh.
I am surprised how well its lasted me so far though. I might be able to squeeze another few years out it and it will for sure squeeze more money out of me before it dies completely.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14202468 - 03/29/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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tymoteusz3 said:
Quote:

Master Shake said:
You can only do that with manuals right?




I think so - because you have to roll it in gear (well start in neutral then letout the clutch)





the Buick i have is an automatic, but the saturn i mentioned in a earlier post, the one that im trying to get the title for, is a manual, but the starter on that is fine, but it does over heat really fast and wasn't sure what would be causing that either, could any throw out some ideas?


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202703 - 03/29/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Master Shake said:
the Buick i have is an automatic, but the saturn i mentioned in a earlier post, the one that im trying to get the title for, is a manual, but the starter on that is fine, but it does over heat really fast and wasn't sure what would be causing that either, could any throw out some ideas?




No prob on the link.

Air in the coolant system, bad thermostat, bad water pump, blown headgasket.  In order from easiest to fix to hardest.

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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake] * 1
    #14202725 - 03/29/11 08:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Master Shake]
    #14202735 - 03/29/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Master Shake said:
You can only do that with manuals right?




nope. Put it in neutral and run as fast as you can with it, then hop in, put it in drive and try starting the car.  I've done it before, royal pita.  I actually rebuilt my cars starter not that long ago, it's not that hard but if you fuck up, you destroy your flywheel.


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: Sillicybin]
    #14202740 - 03/29/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Sillicybin said:
Quote:

Master Shake said:
the Buick i have is an automatic, but the saturn i mentioned in a earlier post, the one that im trying to get the title for, is a manual, but the starter on that is fine, but it does over heat really fast and wasn't sure what would be causing that either, could any throw out some ideas?




No prob on the link.

Air in the coolant system, bad thermostat, bad water pump, blown headgasket.  In order from easiest to fix to hardest.




sounds right.  There are a few more like clogged radiator, clogged heater core.  If you look into the coolant do you see any oil (under the radiator cap)?  If you do, probably head gasket


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: bbl337]
    #14202757 - 03/29/11 09:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sell your car and move to the city.

I haven't owned a car in over 3 years, I've lost weight by walking everywhere.

And im damn near carbon neutral which you hippies apparently love.........


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Re: F**king piece of s**t car [Re: bbl337]
    #14202765 - 03/29/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Don't feel bad man, me and my family have the worst luck with vehicles.

My mom's first car ( she got it when I was 13 lol ) a month after the warrenty ran out, the engine blew.

Next car was "slammed" and bottomed out so much, after 2 years on the shitty new york roads the rockers were rusted, dented, shit.

her recent car ( still in warranty, thank god ) Engine blew 3 months after owning, transmission went 6 months after, now it has only 70k miles and.. the wipers have fallen off, transmission is slipping, need a new alternator.

My sisters trucks have all fallen apart around 100,000 miles, random shit has gone wrong forcing the trucks to die.

MY first car, I bought it off a friend, drove around with him in it for MONTHS before he had it up for sale, it ran smooth, was a great car. I own it, and the transmission starts to slip on me, interior lights keep going out, dies in the rain.

You'd think cars could be made solid by now.


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