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WScott
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I think someone may have mentioned it earlier on, but is this thread reminding anyone else of that 'my girlfriend isn't home yet' thread??
For those that may be looking for her, her name may not even be Ellen, considering the artist of the above video.
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: WScott]
#14202336 - 03/29/11 05:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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maybe her internet got shut off, maybe she got busted with a bottle of rx, maybe she got a job, who knows...
all i know is that a lot of people i know who abuse benzos/opiates/booze can tend to loose touch with people for a while
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: thecbc] 1
#14202560 - 03/29/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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My theory is that she saved a lot of money by switching her insurance to GEICO.
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This is why everybody here should make friends IRL with somebody else from here.
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: gerryjarcia]
#14202568 - 03/29/11 07:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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She's referenced becoming a homeless before and said that she might be again.
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LobsterSauce


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I heard her say something about become a nun to get away from it all.
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14202584 - 03/29/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said: I heard her say something about become a nun to get away from it all.
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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LobsterSauce


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I heard that recently,possibly on here
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14202607 - 03/29/11 07:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to their church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.
The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.
The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?
The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".
The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.
Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "
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I don't think I've any non racist jokes so I'll just put one out. Pretty brutal really.
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Punch a Somalian in the face.
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Quote:
boredcertified said: I foresaw this in a vision, but do not recall an outcome...
your a fuckin liar!
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Hello Shroomery, Hello kitty,
did u miss me? I wasn’t sure if I would want to tell what happened
but after this thread I feel like I owe some sort of explanation for my recent disappearance.
I care deeply for some of you here. Love me or hate me Please don’t make fun of me. This forum has become part of my Everyday life and Is very therapeutic for me
The fact that people were worried enough to notice I was gone really touches my heart. All the good vibes and PMs that you sent you have no idea how hopeful and loved I feel, and especially at this time when I really need it
i have been in the hospital since Friday night til this morning I finally woke up and feel like sort-of myself again..
But my mortal wounds tell a story A story my memory was gracious enough to allow me to forget.
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14202796 - 03/29/11 09:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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hahaha
EDIT: hahaha you're back, not the other stuff
Edited by shLong (03/29/11 09:20 AM)
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14202807 - 03/29/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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so what happened??
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TTT
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Shit, 3rd post from the last made it so this one couldn't be filled with:

And its back to avoiding the Pub
Edited by TTT (03/29/11 09:32 AM)
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14202834 - 03/29/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey, you're ok, what happened?
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14202836 - 03/29/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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There goes EMC again.
I hope you learned a lesson and go back to Indy. You cant handle your shit there its obvious to everyone.
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: trekie]
#14202850 - 03/29/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i don't think shes going to tell us, so its best if we start guessing
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: trekie]
#14202853 - 03/29/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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good to hear your somewhat ok welcome back
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Re: Hello Kitty, Goodbye Ellen? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14202855 - 03/29/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you are such a sweetheart, and i am glad you're alive and safe and feeling better.
more hugs for you
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