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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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My parents are out of town for a few days,
#14198831 - 03/28/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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so I'm taking a hit in each room. 
I'm also gonna have some peeps over.
Even if you aren't living with your parents now, have you ever had the family house to yourself?
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 4
#14198839 - 03/28/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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your gonna get a spanking when they return, if you dont smarten up!
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14198841 - 03/28/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had the family house to myself for a weekend, and I got REALLY baked.
I also smoked in the living room which was nice instead of my room, and i got to eat a shit ton of food at 3 am.

Enjoy it man. Hope the time goes by slow, but wonderfully for you!
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Eshu]
#14198849 - 03/28/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My friends and I are gonna make an Italian feast while listening to loud dubstep.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Eshu]
#14198851 - 03/28/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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so thats who invited me to a threesome on adult friend finder
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: chameleon303]
#14198857 - 03/28/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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chameleon303 said: so thats who invited me to a threesome on adult friend finder
Did it say anything about plugging waffles?
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14198868 - 03/28/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: My friends and I are gonna make an Italian feast while listening to loud dubstep. 
sounds like you guys are gettin a little wild....  
yea, ive had the house to myself before when i lived with my parents. i didnt do anything cool though. parties are just easy ways to get caught doing shit when you arent supposed to be doing shit.
mostly i just viewed my parents being gone as a good time to go smoke outside because nobody would be around to ask why the fuck i was going outside for 5 minutes. normally i smoked inside if they were home because i had a pro method to smoke inside that left 0 smell behind, no sploof needed.
its always more fun to smoke when you dont have to blow the smoke in specific areas, and you can just chill.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14198871 - 03/28/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used to get the house to myself all the time as a teenager. Although I wish I would have went to Egypt with them looking back on it I sure had a blast for that one week. Many other times for weekends and shit.
Complete debauchery, but nice and cleaned for there arrival.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14198908 - 03/28/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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chameleon303 said: so thats who invited me to a threesome on adult friend finder
Did it say anything about plugging waffles?
how does one plug a waffle, my socets are european, but there was talk of syrup
have a good patry
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14198961 - 03/28/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Look out for nanny cams and surprise visits from your Aunt. But other than that, go wild. Set booby traps, order pizza, watch a mob flick, and shave that peach fuzz off. Buzz's girlfriend, woof.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Great Scott]
#14199011 - 03/28/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My parents are going to be out next weekend, depending on if i want to go with them to visit my sister
throwing a party while they were gone was a big mistake, especially since my grandparents were down the road and i had to babysit a bunch of dumbfuck teenagers who have never been drunk before. i ended up getting high and cleaning after a friend throwing up in my bed and sink
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199073 - 03/28/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199126 - 03/28/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: so I'm taking a hit in each room. 
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I like your style..
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199185 - 03/28/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Have fun mang  do thangs keep us posted
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: 28064212]
#14199318 - 03/28/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've had it for about 5-6 hours at most.
I still live at home while going to school, but my room is downstairs, which was once a separate apartment that we connect to the main floor when we bought the house, so me and my brother basically have the downstairs/apartment to ourselves.
I stay down here for the most part, but It's awesome having the whole house to myself, especially while tripping My parents are mostly cool with drug usage though, so it's never a big deal when they're home anyways. Dad smokes weed, and we hook each other up if one of us runs out of herb
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199347 - 03/28/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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When my parents would leave me, my neighbor and my brother would always smoke a few blunts, then go get little cesars, and come home and get drunk and play music.
God damn I miss those days.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199350 - 03/28/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: My friends and I are gonna make an Italian feast while listening to loud dubstep. 
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14199401 - 03/28/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199407 - 03/28/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199415 - 03/28/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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get a girl over there and bang her on your parents bed.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Great Scott]
#14199420 - 03/28/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
PeyoteZen said:

     
You're my hero
They should make a Home Alone 5 where he's living in his parents basement, and when they go on vacation, he decides to do as many drugs as possible.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14199454 - 03/28/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Someone explain to me how this is possible.

It must be the ultimate example of how looks don't reflect personality
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: x Ju x]
#14203603 - 03/29/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've just been chilling while naked all day. 
I also watched Enter the Void (fucked up movie.)
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14203620 - 03/29/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I've just been chilling while naked all day. 
I also watched Enter the Void (fucked up movie.)
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14203910 - 03/29/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Quote:
Jimtown said:


I made my family disappear....
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14203967 - 03/29/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im ALWAYs all by my lonesome.. all day, most of the night  ive been alone enough for one lifetim
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14204135 - 03/29/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said: im ALWAYs all by my lonesome.. all day, most of the night  ive been alone enough for one lifetim
But you're always able to be naked and do whatev you want, right?
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14204194 - 03/29/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ha, some no life gave me a bad rating because of this thread.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14204247 - 03/29/11 03:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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ellenallien said: im ALWAYs all by my lonesome.. all day, most of the night  ive been alone enough for one lifetim
But you're always able to be naked and do whatev you want, right? 
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: My friends and I are gonna make an Italian feast while listening to loud dubstep. 
sounds like you guys are gettin a little wild....  
yea, ive had the house to myself before when i lived with my parents. i didnt do anything cool though. parties are just easy ways to get caught doing shit when you arent supposed to be doing shit.
mostly i just viewed my parents being gone as a good time to go smoke outside because nobody would be around to ask why the fuck i was going outside for 5 minutes. normally i smoked inside if they were home because i had a pro method to smoke inside that left 0 smell behind, no sploof needed.
its always more fun to smoke when you dont have to blow the smoke in specific areas, and you can just chill.
what is this method you speak of? and why do I not know it :/ my spoof only handles so much, and good ganj makes it ineffective.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Great Scott]
#14204356 - 03/29/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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PeyoteZen said: Buzz's girlfriend, woof.

This thread makes me feel ancient.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: shLong]
#14204375 - 03/29/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Look what ya did,ya little jerk!
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: shLong]
#14204399 - 03/29/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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A few years ago, my older brother and I had the house to ourselves while our parents were away for a night. He brought a few friends over and made spacecakes while I got drunk off the vodka that he brought home. Looking back on it, I wish I made the most of it. But it was a school night and I was pretty young, so I couldn't really invite anyone over myself. Plus I was drunk, so I hung out with my brother and his friends. Normally he wouldn't have let me, but he was too stoned to give a shit. Next time my parents go out though, I'm inviting a few friends over, and we're all just going to smoke on my balcony and have a few drinks then crash on the couch. No big parties, it's just not worth it.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14204410 - 03/29/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jimtown said: Look what ya did,ya little jerk!
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Mycotopiotic] 3
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green arrow = air flow INTO the room. (via air conditioning) red arrow = air flow OUT of the room (via air conditioning air intake, under the door, out the window) grey boxes = air conditioning intake and bottom of door sealed with something (towels, pieces of paper taped over the vent)
turn on the AC or heat manually, sit within 2 feet of the window, blow hits out the window. the air pressure forces the smoke 100% out and leaves behind 0 smoke in the room. cover your bowl or hold it near the window so the smoke coming off of it doesnt go into the room.
its so effective that i smoked joints and cigarettes in my room when i lived with my parents, and they never caught me smoking inside once i discovered this method. its all about making it so your room has high air pressure with one small opening, so the pressure only has one way to escape. when the smoke is in the stream of air exiting the room, it gets pushed out with the excess pressure.
the lighter is how you test to make sure its working. in my room i couldnt even light the lighter near the window because the air flow was so strong.
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Oh shit, that's so legit. I didn't expect a diagram 
I have floor vents and central air, though a much larger room (I'm guessing by the diagrams heh). The only thing I have going for me is a stupid scented candle and a spoof hah, perhaps when I can smoke again I'll just invest in a vaporizer.
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Ha. That is the most awesome tek ever.
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Re: My parents are out of town for a few days, [Re: Mycotopiotic]
#14205070 - 03/29/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mycotopiotic said: Oh shit, that's so legit. I didn't expect a diagram 
I have floor vents and central air, though a much larger room (I'm guessing by the diagrams heh). The only thing I have going for me is a stupid scented candle and a spoof hah, perhaps when I can smoke again I'll just invest in a vaporizer.
nah, my room was average sized and i had central air as well.
i dunno if the floor vents would make a big difference either. if you have more than one vent in your room, one of them is probably intake and one of them probably shoots out the hot or cold air. its a more efficient way to heat a room than just shooting air in there at the temperature you want.
"When the air handling unit turns on, room air is drawn in from various parts of the building through return-air ducts. This air is pulled through a filter where airborne particles such as dust and lint are removed. Sophisticated filters may remove microscopic pollutants as well. The filtered air is routed to air supply ductwork that carries it back to rooms. Whenever the air conditioner is running, this cycle repeats continually."
you gotta cover the intake. some systems might not have an intake in each room though, so that would kinda bone you. but it still probably works if you have a good seal built such that your room is a separate pressure system from the rest of the house, so the air being pumped in builds up pressure. then you crack the window so the pressure only has one way to escape.
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