Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineXUL
OTD Janitor
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 28,261
Loc: America Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
Being freaky in bed
    #14178123 - 03/24/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have been seeing a new girl and eventually I know we are going to fuck.

When I was with my ex I was kinky as fuck in bed. Cumming on her, letting her masturbate in my face, lots of oral, vibrate her snatch while she blows me, hard rough sex, anal sex, etc..

I am just worried about this new one. I guess I should just fuck her nicely in the beggining. But that is so boring. What would you do?

I would love to find a chick who is as freaky in bed as me. Is it hard to find women who are kinky as hell?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleKid_Orgo
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/24/03
Posts: 5,514
Loc: Hale-Bopp
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL] * 2
    #14178215 - 03/24/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
When I was with my ex I was kinky as fuck in bed. Cumming on her, letting her masturbate in my face, lots of oral, vibrate her snatch while she blows me, hard rough sex, anal sex, etc..





One man's kinky is one man's tame.

I wouldn't worry about it.

For all you know, she might want you to dress up like Cookie Monster and rub shit in her eyes.


--------------------
He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinethedream
The Most High

Registered: 12/25/10
Posts: 592
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL]
    #14178263 - 03/24/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My advice would be to start slow at first otherwise she might get freaked out. Like you said it may be a bit boring but the first time your having sex with each other shouldnt resemeble the smut we watch online too much. Most girls are freaks you just have to bring it out in them, but too much too soon and they might feel too slutty and will become apprehensive about any kinky behavior.

Eventually when she becomes comfortable with you she will open up to some freaky shit, but be prepared she might not be into any anal as most girls aren't into it, only a special few are, imo. And if you keep pushing it they'll probably think you have a weird fetish or something.
Anyhow good luck!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblevandago
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 20,924
Loc: .
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL]
    #14178357 - 03/24/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Why don't you just talk to her about it?  Find out what she likes?  I think the best way to have good sex is to find out how to have it.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblethoughts
imagining.
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/06/07
Posts: 16,816
Loc: here.
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: vandago]
    #14178371 - 03/24/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

vandago said:
Why don't you just talk to her about it?  Find out what she likes?  I think the best way to have good sex is to find out how to have it.



Communication can work wonders.:thumbup:


--------------------
I need Jesus.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #1

Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: thoughts]
    #14179031 - 03/24/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It is all about communication. But dont start off too crazy she might think shes just some fuck toy.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OnlineManianFHS
living in perverty
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 14,832
Last seen: 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL]
    #14179249 - 03/24/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

kinky shit is something you have to work towards, sometimes its quick, sometimes it can take years, or even never happen.

communication is your key fosho. also work from her clues though, all girls give them in bed.


--------------------
notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleyutaka

Registered: 06/12/10
Posts: 544
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL]
    #14182790 - 03/25/11 05:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Be fucking, switching up positions, then ask: do you like it hard?  Go from there.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAUX
Entheogenist

Registered: 03/12/11
Posts: 661
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: thedream]
    #14182955 - 03/25/11 06:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

thedream said:
be prepared she might not be into any anal as most girls aren't into it, only a special few are, imo.




That's bullshit, every girl loves anal, most just don't know it. You just play with her ass a lot during sex and make it feel good and when you go to put your dick in it, she is a LOT more willing. A couple of girls that had previously said they weren't into anal and wouldn't do it, yet I've only ever had to ask to fuck a girl in her ass once. Normally by the time I switch over to her ass, it feels so good to her that she doesn't mind that I'm fucking her in the ass.

Rub her taint when you are fucking her until your fingers are really wet and then start toying with her asshole. When she starts grinding her ass against your finger, it shows that she is comfortable with you touching her ass. Keep playing with her asshole and put more pressure on it, but DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN YET! You want her to WANT you to put your finger in, you want her to keep grinding against your finger until it slides in comfortably. Take some time to work in another finger to loosen up her asshole. Lubricate yourself and very carefully put your dick in. In fact, don't put it in, let her take it in at her own pace, especially if it is her first time, because the ass really isn't made to be fucked and this part will hurt her a lot if she is at all uncomfortable. Start slow, be mindful of her desires, and she will love it. Honestly, chicks normally cum a minute or two after I start fucking them in the ass. It is mostly a mental thing, they have to be comfortable with it and many women have a very strong mental block against anal because they find it abhorrent when they aren't incredibly turned on (until they have tried it of course :wink:).

You can do anything with a girl sexually as long as you give off the attitude that you know what you are doing and that what you are doing is completely normal.

Edited by AUX (03/25/11 06:09 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomScape
Sexplorer
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/31/06
Posts: 706
Loc: ation
Last seen: 10 years, 11 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL]
    #14183747 - 03/25/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
I guess I should just fuck her nicely in the beggining. But that is so boring.What would you do?




You sir have the good old, "Good problem to have."

lolz. What would *I* do? I'd be freaking ecstatic about getting laid in the first place. But that's just me. I've never been in a position where I could say "sex is boring."

I have considered ANY and ALL sex that I have EVER gotten awesome.

I contributed nothing to this discussion.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinecbhead23
Frisbee
Male


Registered: 09/16/09
Posts: 539
Loc: GA
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14187997 - 03/26/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Quote:

vandago said:
Why don't you just talk to her about it?  Find out what she likes?  I think the best way to have good sex is to find out how to have it.



Communication can work wonders.:thumbup:




It's amazing how many people don't understand this!!

Quote:

ShroomScape said:
Quote:

XUL said:
I guess I should just fuck her nicely in the beggining. But that is so boring.What would you do?




You sir have the good old, "Good problem to have."

lolz. What would *I* do? I'd be freaking ecstatic about getting laid in the first place. But that's just me. I've never been in a position where I could say "sex is boring."

I have considered ANY and ALL sex that I have EVER gotten awesome.

I contributed nothing to this discussion.




Also, this!  Sort of....

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTakura001
Stranger than strange
Female


Registered: 01/29/11
Posts: 525
Loc: KS
Last seen: 11 years, 4 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: cbhead23]
    #14188832 - 03/26/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When your messing around ask her what she wants you to do to her, it will get her going and you will get answers. Also, phone sex and texting can be a great way to know what she wants.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleyutaka

Registered: 06/12/10
Posts: 544
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: Takura001]
    #14191183 - 03/27/11 09:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not saying you shouldn't ask what a woman likes, or know what she's willing to consent to but you shouldn't do too much asking.  I guess this is a comes with time thing if you're boning this chick steady.  Most of the 'freaky' girls I've been with want to be told what to do.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblealexithymia
Smiling Puppy

Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 565
Loc: Utah
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: AUX]
    #14194885 - 03/27/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

AUX said:
Quote:

thedream said:
be prepared she might not be into any anal as most girls aren't into it, only a special few are, imo.




That's bullshit, every girl loves anal, most just don't know it. You just play with her ass a lot during sex and make it feel good and when you go to put your dick in it, she is a LOT more willing.

You can do anything with a girl sexually as long as you give off the attitude that you know what you are doing and that what you are doing is completely normal.




You're an idiot.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAUX
Entheogenist

Registered: 03/12/11
Posts: 661
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: alexithymia]
    #14196167 - 03/28/11 03:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You just can't play the game the way I play

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineJoolz
Male

Registered: 09/19/10
Posts: 3,614
Last seen: 11 years, 4 months
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: AUX]
    #14196246 - 03/28/11 03:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I just suggest coming on slow and making sure she's hot and heavy, then picking it up till you find a happy spot. Hopefully she's vocal enough that she will tell you which way to fuck her. :doggystyle:


--------------------
Prohibition didn't work for God; Eve ate the fruit.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblealexithymia
Smiling Puppy

Registered: 07/08/09
Posts: 565
Loc: Utah
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: AUX]
    #14196720 - 03/28/11 08:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

AUX said:
You just can't play the game the way I play




Yea you're right... because I'm a girl..

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSeussA
Error: divide byzero


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 04/27/01
Posts: 23,480
Loc: Caribbean
Last seen: 23 days, 9 hours
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: alexithymia]
    #14196907 - 03/28/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

> Yea you're right... because I'm a girl..

And more importantly, your not an idiot.


--------------------
Just another spore in the wind.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleyogabunnyM
fancy cat
Female User Gallery


Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 11,281
Loc: Nasty Women Get Shit Done
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: XUL] * 1
    #14198093 - 03/28/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
I have been seeing a new girl and eventually I know we are going to fuck.

When I was with my ex I was kinky as fuck in bed. Cumming on her, letting her masturbate in my face, lots of oral, vibrate her snatch while she blows me, hard rough sex, anal sex, etc..

I am just worried about this new one. I guess I should just fuck her nicely in the beggining. But that is so boring. What would you do?

I would love to find a chick who is as freaky in bed as me. Is it hard to find women who are kinky as hell?





that sounds pretty normal to me.

:shrug:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineandrewss
precariously aggrandized


Registered: 08/17/07
Posts: 8,725
Loc: ohio
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Being freaky in bed [Re: yogabunny]
    #14198592 - 03/28/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this one time i went to a pornographic website to watch videos


--------------------
Jesus loves you.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Myyco.com Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale


Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, Shroomism, automan, yogabunny, CookieCrumbs
6,321 topic views. 0 members, 3 guests and 1 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 15 queries.