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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191709 - 03/27/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when your english is worse than a 5th grader's? also, you can't prove anything you claim, and you still have the audacity to try and tell us you can completely skip college and go straight into a research position. that is fucking erroneous. just look at the title of this thread and your original post. it reeks of self-righteousness and ignorance.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191724 - 03/27/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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you are in utter self-denial, living in your own delusional hallucinations. i would feel bad for you if i cared.



It took me two, DXM logical deductions




I found your secret ingredient.  :shoosh:  I thought you said you weren't going to tell us what you were using.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191747 - 03/27/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Unfortunately, the short answer is "no".  You aren't going to get an accelerated degree.

The typical course of study for PhD in the biological sciences is the following:  4 years of undergrad, about 5 for a PhD, and another three in a fellowship program.  This is a total of 12 YEARS.  You cannot condense 12 YEARS into a few months, or even a few years.

This is due to the fact that a large part of science comes from experience, and it's something you can't really "condense" in any way.

As far as the investigator you're interested in is concerned, go ahead and ask.  I would advise you to be much more modest and less grandiose in your approach.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: badchad]
    #14191806 - 03/27/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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badchad said:
Unfortunately, the short answer is "no".  You aren't going to get an accelerated degree.

The typical course of study for PhD in the biological sciences is the following:  4 years of undergrad, about 5 for a PhD, and another three in a fellowship program.  This is a total of 12 YEARS.  You cannot condense 12 YEARS into a few months, or even a few years.

This is due to the fact that a large part of science comes from experience, and it's something you can't really "condense" in any way.

As far as the investigator you're interested in is concerned, go ahead and ask.  I would advise you to be much more modest and less grandiose in your approach.




Once I have extensive knowledge, I plan on just giving him a few hypothesis on how to improve NNR drugs.

I should write a short paper on here about the psychology of trolls.

Its quite astounding how pathetic someone can get while still staying in social boundaries. Its quite sad.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191838 - 03/27/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
you are in utter self-denial, living in your own delusional hallucinations. i would feel bad for you if i cared.





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meatcakeman said:
how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when your english is worse than a 5th grader's? also, you can't prove anything you claim, and you still have the audacity to try and tell us you can completely skip college and go straight into a research position. that is fucking erroneous. just look at the title of this thread and your original post. it reeks of self-righteousness and ignorance.





this.


sorry OP, but you sounds like a complete fucking fool.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: herbalMedz]
    #14191848 - 03/27/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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herbalMedz said:
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meatcakeman said:
you are in utter self-denial, living in your own delusional hallucinations. i would feel bad for you if i cared.





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meatcakeman said:
how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when your english is worse than a 5th grader's? also, you can't prove anything you claim, and you still have the audacity to try and tell us you can completely skip college and go straight into a research position. that is fucking erroneous. just look at the title of this thread and your original post. it reeks of self-righteousness and ignorance.





this.


sorry OP, but you sounds like a complete fucking fool.




I doubt the kid that is doing mathematics supposedly challenging Einsteins thoeries can do anything in english properly, and I doubt he ever will fully. Dont assume so easily, Autism comes with very high strengths and very low weaknesses. My life will be on pursuit of how to combat this weakness.

I just dont understand why people assume so fast, Try to look past the cover huh?

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191856 - 03/27/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you're actually very wrong. he is currently enrolled at a university, which ultimately requires a COLLEGE LEVEL OF ENGLISH.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191861 - 03/27/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
you're actually very wrong. he is currently enrolled at a university, which ultimately requires a COLLEGE LEVEL OF ENGLISH.




Looking at labels again, I doubt he does english properly. Hes most likely in a special program suited to his strengths. For a supposedly neurologist major, you really dont understand the capability of the brain.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191912 - 03/27/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Not only that, but I am almost completely intuition for psychology. I can understand someones psychology with an hour talk with them, or just by observing them.




I sure hope his biology is better than his grammar.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191924 - 03/27/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Janamil said:
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meatcakeman said:
you're actually very wrong. he is currently enrolled at a university, which ultimately requires a COLLEGE LEVEL OF ENGLISH.




Looking at labels again, I doubt he does english properly. Hes most likely in a special program suited to his strengths. For a supposedly neurologist major, you really dont understand the capability of the brain.






based upon his language and writing skills, i think you are presumptuous and utterly wrong. and i'm not a "neurologist" major. :facepalm:

correct terminology: neuroscience major. btw, i'm also double majoring in psychology, and you, my friend, need some professional help.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191937 - 03/27/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Heffy said:
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Not only that, but I am almost completely intuition for psychology. I can understand someones psychology with an hour talk with them, or just by observing them.




I sure hope his biology is better than his grammar.




As Ive already said, I see in pictures. Its an obvious psychological... expression based on faults/weaknesses. Someone suited and has been suited the most of the persons life to think in one direction because it is the easiest pathway for the brain to take and adapt to, is obviously going to have very high strengths and very high weaknesses that this person must improve on.

Its common sense, or at least I believe so. If someone is thinking in purely pictures, How would they encode a conversation? How about something purely thinking in math?

Think you fool.

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meatcakeman said:
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Janamil said:
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meatcakeman said:
you're actually very wrong. he is currently enrolled at a university, which ultimately requires a COLLEGE LEVEL OF ENGLISH.




Looking at labels again, I doubt he does english properly. Hes most likely in a special program suited to his strengths. For a supposedly neurologist major, you really dont understand the capability of the brain.






based upon his language and writing skills, i think you are presumptuous and utterly wrong. and i'm not a "neurologist" major. :facepalm:

correct terminology: neuroscience major. btw, i'm also double majoring in psychology, and you, my friend, need some professional help.




Lol, So language in mathmatical terms is not a weakness for obvious reasons. It is all he thinks about, How to communicate what he instinctively knows through "Intuition" Or forced thought patterns.
All he does is think in one direction and finds a way to express it no matter what. It seems like hes pretty far into it aswell, because most of what he says seems to be.. Predicted? no.. Rehearsed. Most autistic find the easiest way to say something, and uses that as a shortcut as it does not come to them naturally. Thinking about it more, allows more easy to access rehearsed sayings.

Please get out of science, Someone completely closed minded should not be questioning things.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191984 - 03/27/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, it's the internet and we don't know you. The way you post, making sweeping claims and such, makes you come off like an ignorant asshat. I'm not saying your theory is wrong, I don't know, maybe you've had a miraculous breakthrough. But you have to realize that your claims are ridiculous and outlandish and the fact that you can't spell or use proper grammer on a means of communication which relies on english only makes you seem more crazy.

And NO, NO, NO you won't just magically learn grammer and spelling by "fixing the choilinergic pathways of your brain." That requires practice and dedication, something you seem to be completely prone to avoiding.

Edited by JT (03/27/11 12:25 PM)

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: JT]
    #14192003 - 03/27/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JT said:
Dude, it's the internet and we don't know you. The way you post, making sweeping claims and such, makes you come off like an ignorant asshat. I'm not saying your theory is wrong, I don't know, maybe you've had a miraculous breakthrough. But you have to realize that your claims are ridiculous and outlandish and the fact that you can't spell or use proper grammer on a means of communication which relies on english only makes you seem more crazy.

And NO, NO, NO you won't just magically learn grammer and spelling by "fixing the choilinergic pathways of your brain." That requires practice and dedication, something you seem to be completely prone to avoiding.




Lol, Try me. Ive done it before, and can do it again. What it does in the brain is slow it down, my current theory is autism is a problem with the left brain, allowing shortcuts, neuroplasticity and general problem solving to go to the right brain. When completely enabled properly, This shifts to the left brain. The left brain/correct ion speed allows much more "intuition" in language. Default intelligence in understanding language, body language, and overall normal brain performance.

I have experienced this before, do not tell me it is wrong.

Okay, lets do an experiment. Anyone got choline? Anyone? Go take a gram, see how well you think. Take a gram or two, (Dont do this if you have high blood pressure). Youll become literally slightly autistic if everything lines up correctly, but in most people it should.

Edited by Janamil (03/27/11 12:33 PM)

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14192025 - 03/27/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol janamil :facepalm::lolfat:


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14192033 - 03/27/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

janamil i'd very much like to see how you'd fare in one of my neuroscience classes. maybe after spring break i'll PM you some homework and see how well you actually know your material? btw, i'm enrolled in a graduate class even though i'm in undergrad, so this might ultimately prove your worth.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14192036 - 03/27/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What have you experienced, and how do you know it was from an imbalance between your right and left hemispheres? How do you know that your broca's or wernicke's areas aren't just undeveloped?

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: JT]
    #14192045 - 03/27/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JT said:
What have you experienced, and how do you know it was from an imbalance between your right and left hemispheres? How do you know that your broca's or wernicke's areas aren't just undeveloped?




Since the evidence of neuroplasticity, static areas in the brain are now obsolete, They are just a sterotype.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14192051 - 03/27/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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janamil i'd very much like to see how you'd fare in one of my neuroscience classes. maybe after spring break i'll PM you some homework and see how well you actually know your material? btw, i'm enrolled in a graduate class even though i'm in undergrad, so this might ultimately prove your worth.





what say you, Janamil?


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14192058 - 03/27/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
janamil i'd very much like to see how you'd fare in one of my neuroscience classes. maybe after spring break i'll PM you some homework and see how well you actually know your material? btw, i'm enrolled in a graduate class even though i'm in undergrad, so this might ultimately prove your worth.




what say you, Janamil?




Sure actually. I should know much more then I do now by then. What is it about though? Just general neuroscience?

EDIT: Im not doing it to prove my worth, but it is a great challenge rather then just trying to learn everything.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14192073 - 03/27/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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The fundamentals of neuroscience in molecular and cellular mechanisms, neural and hormonal systems, and neural control of behavior.




that's the info on my syllabus. :shrug:

btw, my first class is this tuesday, so expect a pm by this friday.


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