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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
#14191583 - 03/27/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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For once... I think DSHSB is an entirely appropriate response.
Or find clever ways to spike BF's drink with 60mg+ or so of adderall... he wont be able to get a hard on and your room mate will need to find a replacement cawk.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
#14191613 - 03/27/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. i think that plan might backfire.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
#14191620 - 03/27/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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seriously, i agree with another poster- break out the champagne. Both for the symbolic metaphor, and just because it is awkward!
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
#14191623 - 03/27/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Me too, just like MDMA... but at a certain point of either drug when you take too much you (or atleast I...) just can't get hard... so you gotta dose him right
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
#14191630 - 03/27/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pics of room mate to judge hotness.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
#14191661 - 03/27/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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twighead said: Me too, just like MDMA... but at a certain point of either drug when you take too much you (or atleast I...) just can't get hard... so you gotta dose him right 
I was fucking my gf on some molly one night and it was fucking awesome. Then she scratched my back really hard and that just sent me into rolling my faceoffwaytoofuckinghard-ville and I lost my boner
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
#14191669 - 03/27/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said: i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. i think that plan might backfire.
Huge doses of adderall turn my dick into a scared turtle. If I had the chance to fuck a girl on it I would have to go into a different room and slap my dick around for like an hour to get it back to normal size before Id feel not ashamed pulling it out in front of her
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: circularvortex]
#14191679 - 03/27/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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well at least you have a hot roomate to listen to..
just think of all the other possibilities out there..
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
#14191710 - 03/27/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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PeterGriffin467 said:
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meatcakeman said: i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. i think that plan might backfire.
Huge doses of adderall turn my dick into a scared turtle. If I had the chance to fuck a girl on it I would have to go into a different room and slap my dick around for like an hour to get it back to normal size before Id feel not ashamed pulling it out in front of her
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
#14191874 - 03/27/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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dont hate em for it ive been in ur roomates situation be4 sometimes the girl seriously cant be quiet some girls scream when they are getting penetrated and they really cant stop so its either they abstain from sex altogether or make you feel uncomfortable its not his or her fault its just how she was built
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
#14191933 - 03/27/11 12:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said: post pics of your hot roommate
such an act would bring great justice to this thread

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Lennyk]
#14191960 - 03/27/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lennyk said: fuck if i can find it, but this reminds me of the episode of frasier when he jumped on the bed in some lover's suite on vacation to 'outdo' the people he knows through the wall. He makes a jackass of himself and the gal he is with leaves when she sees him jumping and moaning lol.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: bryguy27007]
#14192451 - 03/27/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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she is just doing it to make you jealous
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
#14192495 - 03/27/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Her room is right next to mine, so I hear everything. She moans, she screams, she's loud and she cums perhaps 10 times in the process.
Sadly, she fucks her boyfriend and not different dudes (cause that way, I'd have a chance).
Back when I was with my girlfriend, we heard it all and she hated it. I had the idea of outfucking them (fuckin louder and longer) but she was too shy to just scream and moan loudly.
Dunno why I'm writing this post. Just thought I'd share lol
i feel for you dawg, sounds like a painful situation 
i used to know this hot fucking chick, and we liked each other for like 6 years, but she couldn't get over her junky boyfriend, who would cheat on her like 3 or 4 times a year, and no i'm not exaggerating, yeah that's a lot to cheat on someone huh?
anyway, i guess she was the obsessive i won't let go of love type, or some crap. i wish we could have just hooked up for a week or so, we almost did one time, but it's just sad what i missed out on 
guess it was her choice though, i don't know why she'd take that shit. oh well....
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14192537 - 03/27/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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Hakim0777 said: oh the sex im not having...






group suicide? i'm in.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14192542 - 03/27/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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physicist said:
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meatcakeman said: post pics of your hot roommate
such an act would bring great justice to this thread


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Poid]
#14192570 - 03/27/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Poid said: I hear the people in the apartment adjacent to mine fucking sometimes. 
I hear a squalling baby in the apartment next to mine.
That's kind of similar.
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Devlish2]
#14192580 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Devlish2 said: Bang on the door and scream at her: "We all know it's just an act, STFU!"
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: imachavel]
#14192584 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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imachavel said:
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physicist said:
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meatcakeman said: post pics of your hot roommate
such an act would bring great justice to this thread



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#14192586 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said:
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Poid said: I hear the people in the apartment adjacent to mine fucking sometimes. 
I hear a squalling baby in the apartment next to mine.
That's kind of similar.
a squalling baby is sometimes the result of people fucking in the apartment next to you.
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