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Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests?
    #14191333 - 03/27/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm wondering if there is anything like this out there. Im currently working on quite abit of organic chemistry, neurology/biology, ect. All to completely understand the nervous system. Currently there is a doctor out there that I thought wasn't much but He wrote a hypothesis that I was unfortunately going to write but I believe I have a different view on it then he does. He seems to be missing a few things.

http://www.utdallas.edu/~mxa049000/lessons/research/literature/Autism/super%20new/Lippiello%20nicR%20blockers%20for%20autism%20MH%2006.pdf

So. Ive realized I am very high adaptable in intellectual means. I can learn anything involving spatial construction and logic, very fast. I know there are many people out there like this that can learn very fast. Have you found the fastest way to obtain a degree in things you already understand?


Also a personal question. That doctor above, I thought was no one really. It was one doctor, I realized now that he is one of the founders and senior principle scientist of Targacept. Targacept is a company looking to find broad medicines to suit many people with neurological disorders. Anxiety, paranoia, obesity(mental), Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and Autism. Including everything inbetween, which is a spectrum.

ADHD --> ADD.

Which I have known before reading this. Actually, I believe I have discovered the complete etiological reasons of autism in fetal development and the causes of it but this is another story. What I am looking for is to work at this company. Would it be to arrogant, to "Crazy" to send this guy an email after I know everything there needs to be known about all of this? I want some sort of income and some sort of credit.



So. Question 1. Is there any way to easily get a degree within a couple of months? Or less? I already know godly amounts of information and how the systems coexist and create each other. It comes to me very easily. Is there any possible way I can easily stack up some degrees?

Question 2. Is it to unrealistic to try and contact this doctor for a type of job/apprentienceship/anything to help really.
This is what I have been trying to achieve all my life. I have been trying to achieve a correctly working brain and I have done so halfway, but I am not done yet and I realize I wont go far by myself. Would it be possible as a 19 year old asperger type "savant"(I don't mean to be so arrogant but I believe it halfway suits here). Would this have any possibility? I already have theories about how to help them as-well. They are going in the wrong direction in a few things, and I believe they will notice soon.

I believe figuring out the cholinergic tone problem in autism using eggs, weed, piracetam, DXM, and a shit load of time and logical deductions is enough proof for myself as a "savant". Especially since some of these guys have been working on this for 20+ years. Who knows, I could of been lucky.

Either way, I want to work here to help people like me and to correct my brain once and for all.



At this time, all I understand is.. well.. let me put it into a metaphor.



The brain is like a burning fire, there are two Spectrums. To much fire, and to little. There are many systems trying to balance this, but what is very important is understanding the differences between these campfires.

Autism Spectrum is a fire built of way to much fuel, and having the counter-fuel trying to tame it. That is it.

Alzheimers Spectrum is the opposite. A Dying fire, or a system that is killing the fire.

As of this time, I have the ability to starve my fire of fuel but I am looking to build it like any normal fire. WIth the correct systems balancing it.

I also believe understanding this will allow much advance in biochemical understanding of savants. The ability to reproduce it, and the ability to understand psychology much more then we do now.

Cholinergic system is just the fire of the brain, the modulator. The voltage of a computer. I look to control it.

What is realistic? What is possible? Has this happened before? Will this company believe I am crazy if I present it correct? First I intend to contact this doctor after I have learned everything, and then if not I intend to find a way to get a degree.

Is this possible?

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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191356 - 03/27/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Janamil said:
So. Question 1. Is there any way to easily get a degree within a couple of months? Or less? I already know godly amounts of information and how the systems coexist and create each other. It comes to me very easily. Is there any possible way I can easily stack up some degrees?



If you already have a master's degree, sure. Find a professor in the field and ask him if he's willing to supervise your PhD thesis. As long as you bring your own money and you have a credible foundation for your work, you'll be able to find someone willing to get you through the process. You might have to try a couple of people until you find one who's interested in your work. If you don't have a master's degree, then you'll have to go through the process like anyone else. You will be able to considerably speed up the process of getting an academic degree if you already know everything, of course, but most courses involve some practical aspect (e.g. lab work and assignments) as well, and that stuff takes time as well.

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Question 2. Is it to unrealistic to try and contact this doctor for a type of job/apprentienceship/anything to help really.



You can try. But I guess a 19-year old 'savant' without a degree stands little chance in the academic hiring process.

Good luck on your endeavors.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: koraks]
    #14191379 - 03/27/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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InvisibleJanamil


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: koraks]
    #14191387 - 03/27/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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koraks said:
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Janamil said:
So. Question 1. Is there any way to easily get a degree within a couple of months? Or less? I already know godly amounts of information and how the systems coexist and create each other. It comes to me very easily. Is there any possible way I can easily stack up some degrees?



If you already have a master's degree, sure. Find a professor in the field and ask him if he's willing to supervise your PhD thesis. As long as you bring your own money and you have a credible foundation for your work, you'll be able to find someone willing to get you through the process. You might have to try a couple of people until you find one who's interested in your work. If you don't have a master's degree, then you'll have to go through the process like anyone else. You will be able to considerably speed up the process of getting an academic degree if you already know everything, of course, but most courses involve some practical aspect (e.g. lab work and assignments) as well, and that stuff takes time as well.

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Question 2. Is it to unrealistic to try and contact this doctor for a type of job/apprentienceship/anything to help really.



You can try. But I guess a 19-year old 'savant' without a degree stands little chance in the academic hiring process.

Good luck on your endeavors.




What is the fastest way to achieve an academic degree? My language and math skills will always fall short until I fix this problem completely. Right now I can force it, but it takes much time encoding all of it into pictures. I honestly, may never find a complete resolution to this due to the fact Ive been like this all my life, but through sever cholinergic starvation I have had the ability to completely shift my mind to a usable means and almost completely language oriented but I lose my "Savant" abilities, also I become very dehydrated.

What this company is working on is exactly what I am, the control of this system. Controlling this system will be, so very beneficial to the majority of everyone on this board, To 20% of Americans. This system effects hundreds of neurological problems.

Is it to "Crazy" to send an email, telling this doctor about what I have done and my hypothesis's for improvement on the cholinergic NNRs. I have many thoeries I need to test out with expensive as fuck equipment but once you have the equipment its very cheap.

What I plan on doing is just a slight story, a few things and after I get a paper published on the subject. I plan on combining psychology, neurosis, autism, Alzheimer's and the connection between all of these and how to go about improving them on a chemical level. Once I get something passed this will help me quite abit.

But do you think it is still out of reach? I guess Im trying to ask an opinion on one persons decision but I do not understand common sense. What do you think?

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14191393 - 03/27/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:





I do not need to listen to self hating  pathetic degenerate of society that gets attention via online arguments. That is all I will say to any troll posting on here. Grow up, I am done playing your silly games.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191398 - 03/27/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

a degree in a couple months? highly doubtful. you could possibly get a number of certifications within that time period, though. alas, most certifications are vocational/technical. they don't exactly denote intellectual prowess either, just the ability and knowledge of doing certain tasks/jobs.

my suggestion is to go to community college. if you excel, you might be able to transfer to a school that interests you. from there, you could intern with professors or work alongside them in research and whatnot.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191411 - 03/27/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meatcakeman said:
a degree in a couple months? highly doubtful. you could possibly get a number of certifications within that time period, though. alas, most certifications are vocational/technical. they don't exactly denote intellectual prowess either, just the ability and knowledge of doing certain tasks/jobs.

my suggestion is to go to community college. if you excel, you might be able to transfer to a school that interests you. from there, you could intern with professors or work alongside them in research and whatnot.




This wastes much time. I learn much faster then a college pace. I actually have been doing free college classes online, the video ones. MTI or such.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191414 - 03/27/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Janamil said:
What is the fastest way to achieve an academic degree?



I dunno, depends on too many things. But with no academic background whatsoever, I'd be extremely surprised if anyone managed to get from nothing to a master's degree in less than, say, 24 months.

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But do you think it is still out of reach? I guess Im trying to ask an opinion on one persons decision but I do not understand common sense. What do you think?



Well, putting it bluntly, common sense dictates that there's less than a one in a million chance that this is ever going to fly. But if you've got your mind set, then there's nothing else you can do but try anyway.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: koraks]
    #14191419 - 03/27/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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koraks said:
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Janamil said:
What is the fastest way to achieve an academic degree?



I dunno, depends on too many things. But with no academic background whatsoever, I'd be extremely surprised if anyone managed to get from nothing to a master's degree in less than, say, 24 months.

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But do you think it is still out of reach? I guess Im trying to ask an opinion on one persons decision but I do not understand common sense. What do you think?



Well, putting it bluntly, common sense dictates that there's less than a one in a million chance that this is ever going to fly. But if you've got your mind set, then there's nothing else you can do but try anyway.




Except, if I understand almost as much as any Neurotoxicologist. How is that impossible? Just the fact that no one will see it?

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191430 - 03/27/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, you're not getting a Master's degrees in weeks. I don't care how smart you think you are.

Shit, I wish I could fast forward through college. I do homework once every couple of weeks. The classes are mind numbingly slow. I get all As.
There really isn't another way to get a college degree.

Don't hate on me because I'm sick of your stupid threads.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191435 - 03/27/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Janamil said:
Except, if I understand almost as much as any Neurotoxicologist. How is that impossible? Just the fact that no one will see it?



Assuming your own estimation of your knowledge and capabilities is accurate, acceptance will still be a major issue, yes. I don't think many scientists are likely to take a 19 year old with no degree very seriously. You'll have to prove your abilities, and even then there will be questions if you'll fit in with the rest of the community.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191437 - 03/27/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

There's no way to get a degree that fast. There's no way you know "everything," and claiming that you do just shows how ignorant you are. Even if you were completely proficient in the knowledge that you claim to have, you are still neglecting the research experience and statistics background which is critical to developing and testing a theory. These are the skills which are developed during a masters and ph.d. program.

I would definitely send the guy an email, it can't hurt. Just becareful about how you phrase things. Avoid the kind of self-promotinglanguage you've used in this post and stick to the hard facts and you might be able to get somewhere, but your chances are slim.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14191440 - 03/27/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Dude, you're not getting a Master's degrees in weeks. I don't care how smart you think you are.

Shit, I wish I could fast forward through college. I do homework once every couple of weeks. The classes are mind numbingly slow. I get all As.
There really isn't another way to get a college degree.

Don't hate on me because I'm sick of your stupid threads.




Then simply dont post in them, You degenerate.

Im looking for a way to skip it, simple as that. I obviously wont get it in weeks, but Im talking about already knowing what I know. It has been months, and will continue to be months until I know everything necessary but I do not want to repeat college for something I already understand.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191448 - 03/27/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Janamil said:
This wastes much time. I learn much faster then a college pace. I actually have been doing free college classes online, the video ones. MTI or such.




i don't really think it's a waste of time at all. but, whatever. suit yourself.

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Janamil said:
Except, if I understand almost as much as any Neurotoxicologist. How is that impossible? Just the fact that no one will see it?




:facepalm:

that is impossible without any formal education. trust me. i'm a neuroscience major and have met quite a few neurotoxicologists/neuropharmacologists, neurobiologists, neurologists, neuropsychologists, etc. i highly doubt you even know 1/10 of what they know.


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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: JT]
    #14191454 - 03/27/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JT said:
There's no way to get a degree that fast. There's no way you know "everything," and claiming that you do just shows how ignorant you are. Even if you were completely proficient in the knowledge that you claim to have, you are still neglecting the research experience and statistics background which is critical to developing and testing a theory. These are the skills which are developed during a masters and ph.d. program.

I would definitely send the guy an email, it can't hurt. Just becareful about how you phrase things. Avoid the kind of self-promotinglanguage you've used in this post and stick to the hard facts and you might be able to get somewhere, but your chances are slim.




This is the type of post I needed, Thank you. Proving is the first step then, I guess that would be obvious but all hypothesis are is experiements that are practicle and done with equipment. Its just a logical understanding, which I have done in my mind since I was 8.

Are there laws or regulations involve I do not understand, or are you saying that I do not understand the learned experience associated with creating one? Because I have already written a few. Statistics?

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meatcakeman said:
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Janamil said:
This wastes much time. I learn much faster then a college pace. I actually have been doing free college classes online, the video ones. MTI or such.




i don't really think it's a waste of time at all. but, whatever. suit yourself.

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Janamil said:
Except, if I understand almost as much as any Neurotoxicologist. How is that impossible? Just the fact that no one will see it?




:facepalm:

that is impossible without any formal education. trust me. i'm a neuroscience major and have met quite a few neurotoxicologists/neuropharmacologists, neurobiologists, neurologists, neuropsychologists, etc. i highly doubt you even know 1/10 of what they know.




Can we not assume please? I do not want to have this into a "YOU DUNB, NO I SMART, NO U DUMB, NO U" This goes nowhere.

Just assume I have the ability to learn much of neuroscience, I know the brain already like the back of my hand. I am currently going into organic chemistry and then will start on bio chemistry.

What do I do with this? That is my problem. If I learn it and have nothing to do.. what the hell is the point?

There is not one way to gain a degree when you already have the knowledge of the degree? What the fuck

Edited by Janamil (03/27/11 10:41 AM)

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191478 - 03/27/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You need a lot of advanced statistics to prove your theory. You need credibility and a ph.d. supervisor at least to get human trials to even test your hypothesis. the research experience is just difficult to explain, but there are many methods you need to learn (like when it is important to have a control, how many participants you need to have power, etc)

Edited by JT (03/27/11 10:43 AM)

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: JT]
    #14191486 - 03/27/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JT said:
You need a lot of advanced statistics to prove your theory. You need credibility and a ph.d. supervisor at least to get human trials to even test your hypothesis. the research experience is just difficult to explain, but there are many methods you need to learn (like when it is im




Most of my hypothesis can be tested in small animals, and then if needed can be used to create a much bigger thing, eg. What this company is already doing. I don't want to have to waste 4-6 whatever years of my life just to do this.

Also, THANK YOU for that advanced statistics. That is something I should be learning aswell.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191508 - 03/27/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Can't be too difficult if you mastered all that other stuff.

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: koraks]
    #14191513 - 03/27/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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koraks said:
Can't be too difficult if you mastered all that other stuff.




Anything with intelligence just takes patience, imagination and courage. Is there anything else I should be learning as-well? Im going into organic chemistry to understand the chemical functions as much as possible, Neurology for obvs reasons, biology/development biology to understand how these are formed.

Anything else I need?

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Re: Fastest Degree Possible? No class, just tests? [Re: Janamil]
    #14191515 - 03/27/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Practice writing and preparing your work for publication.

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