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OfflinePatlal
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So my hot roommate is always fucking...
    #14191020 - 03/27/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Her room is right next to mine, so I hear everything. She moans, she screams, she's loud and she cums perhaps 10 times in the process.

Sadly, she fucks her boyfriend and not different dudes (cause that way, I'd have a chance).

Back when I was with my girlfriend, we heard it all and she hated it. I had the idea of outfucking them (fuckin louder and longer) but she was too shy to just scream and moan loudly.

Dunno why I'm writing this post. Just thought I'd share lol


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191042 - 03/27/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You know what you have to do.....drill a hole in the wall and get it on video:borfase:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Parkseerf]
    #14191054 - 03/27/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hear the people in the apartment adjacent to mine fucking sometimes. :doggystyle:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Poid]
    #14191109 - 03/27/11 08:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

see if they'll let ya join in. :shrug:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: biff]
    #14191126 - 03/27/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Goddamit... shes been fuckin for the last hour and a half...

Its getting annoying...


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191135 - 03/27/11 08:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Bang on the door and scream at her: "We all know it's just an act, STFU!"


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: biff]
    #14191138 - 03/27/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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see if they'll let ya join in. :shrug:



I just masturbate loudly in the hopes that they'll eventually notice my interest and invite me. :shrug:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191161 - 03/27/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14191216 - 03/27/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191226 - 03/27/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




Post audio clip or GTFO RP!


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Devlish2]
    #14191247 - 03/27/11 09:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude, one thing you dont want to do it bang a roomate.. their is nothing healthy in that.

but ya bro, go out and get some breakfast and bring back some condoms or something and give em to her.... i can hear you woman! you wont hear from her again.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191252 - 03/27/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




I thought several times of doing it...

But for some reason, it deosn't really turn me on...


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191256 - 03/27/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Too shy?  Pff, no such thing if you fuck 'em good enough.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191290 - 03/27/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




I thought several times of doing it...

But for some reason, it deosn't really turn me on...




dont jack it for a week and see how you feel.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191296 - 03/27/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




I thought several times of doing it...

But for some reason, it deosn't really turn me on...




dont jack it for a week and see how you feel.




A week? Now thats just crazy talk...


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191300 - 03/27/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

feed them some blow and fuck em both.

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191348 - 03/27/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just start making fapping noises
then when they stop to listen you stop to listen

repeat



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191373 - 03/27/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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Patlal said:
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Hakim0777 said:
Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




I thought several times of doing it...

But for some reason, it deosn't really turn me on...




dont jack it for a week and see how you feel.




A week? Now thats just crazy talk...





It'll be the best orgasm you've had since your first.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14191385 - 03/27/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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Patlal said:
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Hakim0777 said:
Dont lie OP youve jacked it to her moaning before havent you? :datass:




I thought several times of doing it...

But for some reason, it deosn't really turn me on...




dont jack it for a week and see how you feel.




A week? Now thats just crazy talk...





It'll be the best orgasm you've had since your first.




no way. My first orgasm was fucking nuts! I was maybe 10 and my thighs fucking spasmed hella bad and my dick was rocking back and forth. I thought I was gonna die


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14191388 - 03/27/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Motherfucker!

They are at it again.

Thats like 4 times... How long can her bf do it...

I dunno...Do I knock on the door asking them to stop fucking? Making me and my roommate live in awkwardness for a month or do I just let them fuck?

I dunno what to do.... Imagine if someone knocked on your door asking you to stop fucking?

Im about to take all the crazy ideas posted here and actually apply them...


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #14191395 - 03/27/11 10:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dont do that! thats fucked up lol.

go in the living room pull your shit out and start jackin it. when they come out and flip be like "what I can hear you fucking, you can see me jacking. They may be different senses but if I have to put up with that then you guys gotta deal with me crankin it on the couch."

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Poid]
    #14191399 - 03/27/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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see if they'll let ya join in. :shrug:



I just masturbate loudly in the hopes that they'll eventually notice my interest and invite me. :shrug:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191405 - 03/27/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I can't believe no one has thought of the obvious solution here...RP, just buy her one of these and give it to her with a :shoosh:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14191412 - 03/27/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I can't believe no one has thought of the obvious solution here...RP, just buy her one of these and give it to her with a :shoosh:







damn thats kinky.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191417 - 03/27/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You could leave the house and do something. Unless that's against your religion.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14191418 - 03/27/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191420 - 03/27/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
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Ima Trooper said:
I can't believe no one has thought of the obvious solution here...RP, just buy her one of these and give it to her with a :shoosh:







damn thats kinky.




Yeah , that wouldnt be obvious...

Update on situation while am at it.... She definitly came like 2 mins ago...

no sound for awhile, followed by a loud  moan, then no more sound...

Thats an orgasm in my imagination!

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191424 - 03/27/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

oh the sex im not having...

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191426 - 03/27/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




No shit...

I'm down to being the shroomery announcer of what I think is going in the room next to me...


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191428 - 03/27/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14191434 - 03/27/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

:drgonz:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191470 - 03/27/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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Hakim0777 said:
oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

:drgonz:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191501 - 03/27/11 10:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

:drgonz:




:suicide:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191514 - 03/27/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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Hakim0777 said:
oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

:drgonz:




:suicide:




:slitwrist:



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191526 - 03/27/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
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Hakim0777 said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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Hakim0777 said:
oh the sex im not having...

:drgonz:




:whathesaid:

:drgonz:




:suicide:




:slitwrist:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Micawber]
    #14191538 - 03/27/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh leave em be, kids will be kids. Thats what life is all about. Dont be jealous.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191545 - 03/27/11 10:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

post pics of your hot roommate

such an act would bring great justice to this thread


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14191563 - 03/27/11 11:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fuck if i can find it, but this reminds me of the episode of frasier when he jumped on the bed in some lover's suite on vacation to 'outdo' the people he knows through the wall. He makes a jackass of himself and the gal he is with leaves when she sees him jumping and moaning lol.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14191566 - 03/27/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And they are done!!!

Finally


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191572 - 03/27/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

give them a little standing ovation.

:congrats:

maybe a glass of water or something.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191583 - 03/27/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

For once... I think DSHSB is an entirely appropriate response.

Or find clever ways to spike BF's drink with 60mg+ or so of adderall... he wont be able to get a hard on and your room mate will need to find a replacement cawk. :haha:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
    #14191613 - 03/27/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. :shrug: i think that plan might backfire.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
    #14191620 - 03/27/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

seriously, i agree with another poster- break out the champagne. Both for the symbolic metaphor, and just because it is awkward!


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191623 - 03/27/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Me too, just like MDMA... but at a certain point of either drug when you take too much you (or atleast I...) just can't get hard... so you gotta dose him right :awesome:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14191630 - 03/27/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pics of room mate to judge hotness.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
    #14191661 - 03/27/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Me too, just like MDMA... but at a certain point of either drug when you take too much you (or atleast I...) just can't get hard... so you gotta dose him right :awesome:




I was fucking my gf on some molly one night and it was fucking awesome.  Then she scratched my back really hard and that just sent me into rolling my faceoffwaytoofuckinghard-ville and I lost my boner :sad:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191669 - 03/27/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. :shrug: i think that plan might backfire.



Huge doses of adderall turn my dick into a scared turtle.  If I had the chance to fuck a girl on it I would have to go into a different room and slap my dick around for like an hour to get it back to normal size before Id feel not ashamed pulling it out in front of her:lol:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: circularvortex]
    #14191679 - 03/27/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well at least you have a hot roomate to listen to..

just think of all the other possibilities out there.. :suicide:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14191710 - 03/27/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i don't know about you but adderall lets me to fuck for hours. :shrug: i think that plan might backfire.



Huge doses of adderall turn my dick into a scared turtle.  If I had the chance to fuck a girl on it I would have to go into a different room and slap my dick around for like an hour to get it back to normal size before Id feel not ashamed pulling it out in front of her:lol:



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: twighead]
    #14191874 - 03/27/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dont hate em for it
ive been in ur roomates situation be4
sometimes the girl seriously cant be quiet
some girls scream when they are getting penetrated
and they really cant stop
so its either they abstain from sex altogether
or make you feel uncomfortable
its not his or her fault
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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14191933 - 03/27/11 12:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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post pics of your hot roommate

such an act would bring great justice to this thread


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14191960 - 03/27/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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fuck if i can find it, but this reminds me of the episode of frasier when he jumped on the bed in some lover's suite on vacation to 'outdo' the people he knows through the wall. He makes a jackass of himself and the gal he is with leaves when she sees him jumping and moaning lol.




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14192451 - 03/27/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

she is just doing it to make you jealous


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Patlal]
    #14192495 - 03/27/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Her room is right next to mine, so I hear everything. She moans, she screams, she's loud and she cums perhaps 10 times in the process.

Sadly, she fucks her boyfriend and not different dudes (cause that way, I'd have a chance).

Back when I was with my girlfriend, we heard it all and she hated it. I had the idea of outfucking them (fuckin louder and longer) but she was too shy to just scream and moan loudly.

Dunno why I'm writing this post. Just thought I'd share lol





i feel for you dawg, sounds like a painful situation :sad:

i used to know this hot fucking chick, and we liked each other for like 6 years, but she couldn't get over her junky boyfriend, who would cheat on her like 3 or 4 times a year, and no i'm not exaggerating, yeah that's a lot to cheat on someone huh?


anyway, i guess she was the obsessive i won't let go of love type, or some crap. i wish we could have just hooked up for a week or so, we almost did one time, but it's just sad what i missed out on :shrug:


guess it was her choice though, i don't know why she'd take that shit. oh well....


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14192537 - 03/27/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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oh the sex im not having...

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:suicide:




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14192542 - 03/27/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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post pics of your hot roommate

such an act would bring great justice to this thread


:yesnod:



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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Poid]
    #14192570 - 03/27/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I hear the people in the apartment adjacent to mine fucking sometimes. :doggystyle:




I hear a squalling baby in the apartment next to mine.

That's kind of similar.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Devlish2]
    #14192580 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Bang on the door and scream at her: "We all know it's just an act, STFU!"




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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: imachavel]
    #14192584 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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post pics of your hot roommate

such an act would bring great justice to this thread


:yesnod:



:datass:





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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #14192586 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I hear the people in the apartment adjacent to mine fucking sometimes. :doggystyle:




I hear a squalling baby in the apartment next to mine.

That's kind of similar.




a squalling baby is sometimes the result of people fucking in the apartment next to you.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14192609 - 03/27/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It definitely fits the narrative.


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #14192631 - 03/27/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I like to hear the girl that I'm fucking.:soundsgoodman:


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Re: So my hot roommate is always fucking... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #14192636 - 03/27/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

One time I was over a friend's house, and we could hear his parents having sex directly above. We started hitting the ceiling with a broon. :lol:


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