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Cherk
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Coaster
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what is it about math that does it for you?
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Coaster [Re: Cherk]
#14190273 - 03/27/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Life is a game of numbers. Sometimes it just doesn't add up.
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lordhelmut
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Re: Coaster [Re: Cherk]
#14190279 - 03/27/11 02:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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When did Coaster get into mathematics? Where's all the pictures of massive amounts of ketamine and meth?
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This isn't the coaster.
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Cherk
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im pretty sure coaster teaches math at a high school which isn't a great thing to publicize on a site like this
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Re: Coaster [Re: Cherk]
#14190297 - 03/27/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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they hired a guy covered in the alphabet to teach math?
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Cherk
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Quote:
maestroelite said: This isn't the coaster.
I am the king of publicity stunts like that...coaster can't pull a fast one like that - its mathematically impossible
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Ohhhhh. I do appreciate an individual that enjoys math. I fucking hated it in college. Statistic's nearly ended my college career. Hate crunching numbers. Im kinda jealous of the people that can really get into mathematics.
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mathematics is a drug mathematicians are addicted to solving problems you see when you solve a math problem and verify its accuracy endorphins are released in your brain then in order to have the same amount of endorphins released the mathematician has to solve a harder problem a tolerance grows to math doing simple math doesn't give the mathematician the same rush of endorphins anymore more complex problems are needed thus the cycle of learning, exploring, and solving continues in order to feel the euphoria of enlightenment and epitomes
 
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14190362 - 03/27/11 03:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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so what is the current math problem you are trying to solve to release more endorphins?
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14190370 - 03/27/11 03:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I applaud your search for more complex mathematical endeavors.
I fuck up balancing my checkbook.
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Baʿal



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#14191754 - 03/27/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cherokee said: so what is the current math problem you are trying to solve to release more endorphins?
I wrote an equation that gives the area of a polygon in terms of x where x is the number of sides and the perimeter is fixed at one and i graphed it and it has a horizontal asymptote at pi showing that a polygon has the highest area, given that the perimeter is fixed at one, when the number of sides reaches infinity or in other words becomes a circle since a circle is a polygon with infinite sides the same way a line is a circle with infinite diameter
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191777 - 03/27/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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An eighteenth-century French mathematician named Georges Buffon devised a way to calculate pi based on probability. Buffon's method begins with a uniform grid of parallel lines, a unit distance apart. If you drop a needle of length k < 1 on the grid, the probability that the needle falls across a line is 2k/pi. Various people have tried to calculate pi by throwing needles. Depending on when you stop the experiment, you can obtain a reasonably accurate estimate of pi.
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/hurben/buff.html
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191782 - 03/27/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I want the real coaster back. This new coaster sucks...
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lil_demented said: I want the real coaster back. This new coaster sucks...

I know I miss him too, I can call him if you'd like
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191792 - 03/27/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell him... tell him to call me. Why doesn't he call?
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191794 - 03/27/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Solve that coastery man, and pm me some credit endorphins ʃxxdx
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Baʿal



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not to put you down or anything but he told me that he doesn't like you he calls everybody else from the Shroomery but when I asked him about you he said that your dementia is barbados and therefore you are not to be trusted with Coasties #
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191877 - 03/27/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said: not to put you down or anything but he told me that he doesn't like you he calls everybody else from the Shroomery but when I asked him about you he said that your dementia is barbados and therefore you are not to be trusted with Coasties #
I don't believe you. Your just trying to break us up.
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Baʿal



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Whatever dude just use your logic to reach a conclusion and your logic will lead you to the same place. Think about how many times he actually responded to you bro, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191903 - 03/27/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i wonder if the real coaster is even alive. could be in prison or rehab, i suppose.
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Baʿal



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Re: Coaster [Re: Ajaxx]
#14191913 - 03/27/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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well when I paid him for this account he looked physically sound
his platelet count is at normal levels at least
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191954 - 03/27/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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why would you buy an account
i guess mathematicians don't have to be the brightest
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It was instant fame. Thats why. Now that we know he bought the account, its even more publicity. We like him more than his cat does...
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14191996 - 03/27/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said: mathematics is a drug mathematicians are addicted to solving problems you see when you solve a math problem and verify its accuracy endorphins are released in your brain then in order to have the same amount of endorphins released the mathematician has to solve a harder problem a tolerance grows to math doing simple math doesn't give the mathematician the same rush of endorphins anymore more complex problems are needed thus the cycle of learning, exploring, and solving continues in order to feel the euphoria of enlightenment and epitomes
  
Agreed. Math and Psychedelics are
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Baʿal



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Micawber said: why would you buy an account
i guess mathematicians don't have to be the brightest
they dont have to be but they most reliably are
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14192104 - 03/27/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said:
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Micawber said: why would you buy an account
i guess mathematicians don't have to be the brightest
they dont have to be but they most reliably are

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Re: Coaster [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14192147 - 03/27/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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what first public appearance sorta and your already copying others
i don't see a future of original ideas
oh well-give us back the old coaster
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Re: Coaster [Re: Coaster]
#14192175 - 03/27/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Deirdre buys 11 apples from Tom's Apple Shop. She wipes one of the apples off her top for good luck. How much does Deirdre pay for the apples?
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negative one dollar
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Re: Coaster [Re: Cherk]
#14192200 - 03/27/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster is probably the best Poaster on this site.
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Baʿal



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Oh Jesus, you are too Kind
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Re: Coaster [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14192345 - 03/27/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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