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Is joining the military worth it?
    #14185301 - 03/26/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

is it ? I know once you sign your fucked if you dont like it but you can always do drugs to get out .I have some freinds that said it was a good exsperience but they would never do it again


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185304 - 03/26/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Depends. Do you like getting shot at and being somebody's bitch?


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185306 - 03/26/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Depends if you get shot in the head, end up mentally scarred from the acts you were forced to do, or come out unscathed :shrug:

It's quite a risk. I would never do it unless my country was fighting for something I believed in.


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: twighead]
    #14185311 - 03/26/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185317 - 03/26/11 02:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

drop acid not bombs


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185318 - 03/26/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you want to travel, and see some shit, join the Navy.  its a lot of fucking hard work, but if you are reasonably intelligent you can get some technical training, (electronics, etc) and you will also get money for college afterwards.  if you are single, go for it. 

I been to about 20 countries when I was in the Navy, and fuck do they every have good drugs.  I've had stimulants all over asia, pot all over asia, and really, really dank hashish in Italy and Spain.  Of course, now they have piss tests.  Even had China White (fentanyl) from singapore, and thai stick.  Don't fuck up in singapore though unless you want your ass beat with a bamboo cane.


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185321 - 03/26/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Devlish2]
    #14185324 - 03/26/11 02:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Depends. Do you like getting shot at and being somebody's bitch?




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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185330 - 03/26/11 03:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was really into the Marines about a year ago, I realized its not for me..

Yeah, you will get out if you do drugs, but you will get a dishonorable discharge, do your research on what a dishonorable discharge is, its NOT GOOD.

What branch are you thinking about?

If its the Marine's, do not join just for the benefits(unless you want to hate your life).


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Zardos]
    #14185392 - 03/26/11 03:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Trust me they will not kick you out for pissing hot. All they will do is demote you. With that you will lose money and have a shit ton of extra duty for awhile. You can piss hot SEVERAL times before you get kicked out. God don't try using the crazy card either they will just keep you locked up till you're "better".

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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: marbletulip]
    #14185442 - 03/26/11 04:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know what military you served in, but I was in before piss tests, and eventually became 'one strike you are out'


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: marbletulip]
    #14185474 - 03/26/11 04:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Trust me they will not kick you out for pissing hot. All they will do is demote you. With that you will lose money and have a shit ton of extra duty for awhile. You can piss hot SEVERAL times before you get kicked out. God don't try using the crazy card either they will just keep you locked up till you're "better".




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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Zardos]
    #14185512 - 03/26/11 05:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Why not just use fake piss? Problem solved


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: goblinshark]
    #14185522 - 03/26/11 05:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

They can test you randomly.

And I don't know how it works when your IN the military, but when I went to MEPS (a military processing center) to take a piss test, they pretty much stare at your penis as you fill the cup.


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Zardos]
    #14185523 - 03/26/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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...when I went to MEPS (a military processing center) to take a piss test, they pretty much stare at your penis as you fill the cup.


I went to a military processing center once, and they let me have my privacy while I pissed in the cup. :shrug:


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Poid]
    #14185530 - 03/26/11 05:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Was this recently?

I did this about a year ago.


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Zardos]
    #14185534 - 03/26/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No, this was like 2-3 years ago; FYI, I was applying for the Marines.


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Poid]
    #14185550 - 03/26/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Ohh, well I guess it varies.
By the way, I love the quote in your sig! :cool:

Anyways, if the first thing your thinking about is how to get out..I don't think you should join the military..just my $0.02


Edit:fireworks_god!


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December 1960:
"They took the drug one evening at Leary's house and had a profound experience, during which Ginsburg prophetically realized that it was a time to start "a peace and love movement". He then ran naked around the house, attempted to get Kruschev and Kennedy on the telephone and announced to the operator that he was God."

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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: Zardos]
    #14185556 - 03/26/11 05:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Zardos said:
By the way, I love the quote in your sig! :cool:


The one by Bob Dylan, or the one by fireworks_god? :redpanda:


Quote:

Zardos said:
Anyways, if the first thing your thinking about is how to get out..I don't think you should join the military..just my $0.02


:lol::thumbup:


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Re: Is joining the military worth it? [Re: marbletulip]
    #14185568 - 03/26/11 05:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My friend joined navy for college $$$.  They dishonorably discharged him right before the two year pay day for having smoked a joint a year before. 

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