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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4HO-DMT] * 1
    #14184856 - 03/25/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

the more you wash your ass the more likely you are to slip a finger up there


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Salomon]
    #14184936 - 03/26/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Do you mean on accident or on purpose?

Accident: Be more careful.

Purpose: Nope.

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Aser]
    #14184952 - 03/26/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Aser said:
I'm pretty sure that they make a towel that has a label for what part to dry your ass and which part to use for your face.



Apparently they also make a soap that is similarly labeled.

But the way I see it: You just cleaned your ass, so it shouldn't be a big deal.




I got one of these, I posted it in another thread earlier.

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: propensity]
    #14185021 - 03/26/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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fucking classic :grin:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Salomon]
    #14185215 - 03/26/11 01:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
This thread...:rofl:





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Salomon said:
the more you wash your ass the more likely you are to slip a finger up there



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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14185268 - 03/26/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Do you clean your own ass?




no, I have my man servant do it for me




Don't laugh.  Champion sumo wrestles have young sumo's in training as ass-wipers.


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14185270 - 03/26/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

urgh...the thought :puke:



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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14185281 - 03/26/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, that's a pretty shitty job... :shitstorm: . . . :peace:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: vinsue]
    #14185282 - 03/26/11 02:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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vinsue said:
Yea, that's a pretty shitty job... :shitstorm: . . . :peace:




And you thought being a plumber was a crappy job....


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14185356 - 03/26/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you don't wash your ass in the shower you are gross. There is poop particles and dirt and icky stuff. Why wouldn't you wash that?


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14185379 - 03/26/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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physicist said:
I thought about posting a similar thread a while back.  My question is: if I trim my ass  hairs, will I be able to use less TP.  Sometimes I go through half the roll.  I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though.  We need more bidets in this country.



First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: withoutawire]
    #14185382 - 03/26/11 03:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
If you don't wash your ass in the shower you are gross. There is poop particles and dirt and icky stuff. Why wouldn't you wash that?




exactamon :yesnod:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: volcomstoner]
    #14185394 - 03/26/11 03:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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physicist said:
I thought about posting a similar thread a while back.  My question is: if I trim my ass  hairs, will I be able to use less TP.  Sometimes I go through half the roll.  I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though.  We need more bidets in this country.



First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.




A better diet would also mean less wiping:thumbup:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14185403 - 03/26/11 03:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

man you gotta wash your ass, where else would you be able to wash it, in swimming pools?


Sometimes i feel sorry for the person who gets the bar of soap after me.

:lmafo:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14185492 - 03/26/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't understand who wouldn't wash their ass?

That's like asking if we only use water when we brush our teeth. Who does that?


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14185509 - 03/26/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Somebody in the shroomery (not gonna say who) basically implied that he/she doesn't clean his/her own ass while in the shower, which IMO is pretty gross.


If you're talking about me, I can't believe you thought I was being serious...:rofl:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: withoutawire]
    #14185511 - 03/26/11 05:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The supreme depravity of anal hygiene are wet wipes. Once you go wet you never roll back...:naughty:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 13.step]
    #14185612 - 03/26/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 13.step]
    #14185944 - 03/26/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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13.step said:
The supreme depravity of anal hygiene are wet wipes. Once you go wet you never roll back...:naughty:





Yeah those are :awe: but they're hell on my septic system :frown:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ShockValue]
    #14185999 - 03/26/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

....I wash towels every time I use them.

And for the ass/face towel problem, I usually just use two towels; one for my hair/face and another for the rest. My hair's too long so if I only use one towel, I have to choose between soaking wet hair or freezing tits.

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