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so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off?
#14184744 - 03/25/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i don't know 
but this here video shows me:
well now i know, shucks
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14184769 - 03/25/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ur kinda slow at this internet thing
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
#14184870 - 03/26/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off?
you get royally molested with radiation.
if you're lucky enough to be at ground zero, you get
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14184879 - 03/26/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
#14184924 - 03/26/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said: ur kinda slow at this internet thing
hey, i hear you aren't the real coaster
go burn
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14185030 - 03/26/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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more sophisticated version:
for u adult folks
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Envix]
#14185159 - 03/26/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
#14185205 - 03/26/11 01:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Coaster said: ur kinda slow at this internet thing
so im curious what was your previous username, and how much did you pay?
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14185238 - 03/26/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah, I love atomic bomb threads. Thermonuclear devices are the bomb... 
LOL. "In Case of Nuclear attack, get under cover. Upon seeing brilliant flash of light, place you head between legs. Then Kiss your ass goodbye.."
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14185602 - 03/26/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If an atomic bomb goes off, get the hell out of Japan.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: shroomanic]
#14185606 - 03/26/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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shroomanic said: If an atomic bomb goes off, get the hell out of Japan Nevada. 
Fixed.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: koraks]
#14185629 - 03/26/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well done, friend....well done.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14185881 - 03/26/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That video is wrong.
The proper procedure if an atomic bomb goes off is:
Light a joint.
Sit and wait.
Light another joint.
Sit and wait
Light another joint.
Sit and wait.
Fap
Sit and wait.
You can see where this is going.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14185922 - 03/26/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dammit i was gonna post duck and cover, i love the volcano version on Southpark season 1 episode called volcano.
I think these videos really show exactly how much our governments give a fuck about the regular man, this is the level of protection and advice they offered to us in the hight of the Cold War when they really believed we were on the edge of an atomic war.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
#14186003 - 03/26/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodby.
Edited by ckbhack (03/26/11 09:39 AM)
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: ckbhack]
#14186029 - 03/26/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14186191 - 03/26/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!! Now if you're not sure what to do ask your teacher when this film is over
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Asante]
#14186376 - 03/26/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I get the feeling they did not think the children were very good at taking in information that they see and hear repeatedly in a short space of time either that or they believed the children were just thick as fuck.
Either way the information was not intended to have many of the proliteriat surviving if the powers that be did fuck up nuclear style, the only survivors were gonna be the people they chose to take into the underground bunkers with them.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
#14186400 - 03/26/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think many of you are missing the point of duck and cover... Its not about surviving the blast or the radiation, its about surviving the shock wave. The area that gets hit with the blast and immediate radiation is small compared to the area that will have a powerful shock-wave roll through. If you are far enough away to see the blast in the distance, you know the shock wave is coming and its best to duck and cover for the same reason you duck and cover in an earthquake.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: DieCommie]
#14186418 - 03/26/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You can duck and cover i'll be running for the nearest high rise tower block and hiding in the bottom of the elavator shaft, doubt i'll survive as well as Indiana Jones did in the refrigerator in that shitty movie but i recon i've a better chance than if i ducked and covered after the flash
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
#14186422 - 03/26/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're not really gonna have time for that... The shock wave takes minutes or less to hit you. Would you run for an elevator in a high rise if an earth quack started?
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: DieCommie]
#14186436 - 03/26/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm definitely stupid to try running but not stupid enough to live in an earthquake zone or within a 1000 mile of an active techtonic plate or fault line
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: DieCommie]
#14186443 - 03/26/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think this is what there getting at, i mean obviously you want to find shelter, but when the wave comes you want to
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
#14186590 - 03/26/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The big thing indeed here is the shockwave, but more specifically flying glass is the main reason to duck and cover.
At 1+ psi a window gets instantly transformed to a rain of razorsharp shards zipping through the air. If you are in a city hit by a nuke, theres a very high risk of being hit by glass. And it isnt the same as falling through a window, if you're close to a blast those shards come at you like they're shot from a crossbow.
When theres a thunderstorm I close the curtains of the room I'm in, so that in case lightning strikes close, I'll not get gored by the glass.
And guys, NO. Dont run when a shockwave comes at you at 1000 foot per second, thats just silly. And its not gonna feel like someone took a flash photo, its gonna feel like you got punched in the eyes and you're at once standing in front of a huge oven. We're talking light so bright that if you in reflex, you will see the bones of your hands through your closed eyelids.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Asante]
#14186655 - 03/26/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The debris in the blast would be brutal, like a hot air tsunami shredding everythign in its path
I'd be totally fucked where i live no hope of survival totally vapourised in the initial blast, if someone wanted to nuke Britain and damage our military infrastructure I live 1.5 mile from the Vickers tank yards on the river Tyne i think they would be a major targetting choice.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
#14187146 - 03/26/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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GGTBod said: Dammit i was gonna post duck and cover, i love the volcano version on Southpark season 1 episode called volcano.
I think these videos really show exactly how much our governments give a fuck about the regular man, this is the level of protection and advice they offered to us in the hight of the Cold War when they really believed we were on the edge of an atomic war.
yeah no shit, a kids cartoon, like wtf
same with all the world war 2 propaganda, but that was at least entertaining. for the cold war we get a stupid kids song. looks like an early 80's coca cola commercial but they replaced the lyrics and added a video or something
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Asante]
#14187161 - 03/26/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: The big thing indeed here is the shockwave, but more specifically flying glass is the main reason to duck and cover.
At 1+ psi a window gets instantly transformed to a rain of razorsharp shards zipping through the air. If you are in a city hit by a nuke, theres a very high risk of being hit by glass. And it isnt the same as falling through a window, if you're close to a blast those shards come at you like they're shot from a crossbow.
When theres a thunderstorm I close the curtains of the room I'm in, so that in case lightning strikes close, I'll not get gored by the glass.
And guys, NO. Dont run when a shockwave comes at you at 1000 foot per second, thats just silly. And its not gonna feel like someone took a flash photo, its gonna feel like you got punched in the eyes and you're at once standing in front of a huge oven. We're talking light so bright that if you in reflex, you will see the bones of your hands through your closed eyelids.
wow, heavy fucking shit 
that's a day that the er actually looks like the moron huh?
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14187174 - 03/26/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Listen those mother fucking school desks will protect you from a hydrogen bomb, tornadoes, earthquakes, but if an ember spills into the hall- GTFO that school because fire is super effective!
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14187189 - 03/26/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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here is a very interesting video:
never knew that happened 
fucking sucks. fuck russia
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Lennyk]
#14187205 - 03/26/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lennyk said: Listen those mother fucking school desks will protect you from a hydrogen bomb, tornadoes, earthquakes, but if an ember spills into the hall- GTFO that school because fire is super effective!
well... if a hydrogen bomb is detonated, only the outer edge of the blast zone will people survive. if you think an atom bomb literally vaporizes everything, you should see how much more powerful a hydrogen bomb is, it will vaporize the damn vapor, and vaporize that as well
people seem to say that hydrogen bombs somehow produce much less radiation. but honestly, i'm not doubting that danger either. i'd imagine there would be a lot of fallout. best bet for surviving is a fallout shelter etc.
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14187242 - 03/26/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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imachavel said:
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Lennyk said: Listen those mother fucking school desks will protect you from a hydrogen bomb, tornadoes, earthquakes, but if an ember spills into the hall- GTFO that school because fire is super effective!
well... if a hydrogen bomb is detonated, only the outer edge of the blast zone will people survive. if you think an atom bomb literally vaporizes everything, you should see how much more powerful a hydrogen bomb is, it will vaporize the damn vapor, and vaporize that as well
people seem to say that hydrogen bombs somehow produce much less radiation. but honestly, i'm not doubting that danger either. i'd imagine there would be a lot of fallout. best bet for surviving is a fallout shelter etc.
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Lennyk said: Listen those mother fucking school desks will protect you from a hydrogen bomb, tornadoes, earthquakes, but if an ember spills into the hall- GTFO that school because fire is super effective!
well... if a hydrogen bomb is detonated, only the outer edge of the blast zone will people survive. if you think an atom bomb literally vaporizes everything, you should see how much more powerful a hydrogen bomb is, it will vaporize the damn vapor, and vaporize that as well
people seem to say that hydrogen bombs somehow produce much less radiation. but honestly, i'm not doubting that danger either. i'd imagine there would be a lot of fallout. best bet for surviving is a fallout shelter etc.
clearly duck and covering under a desk is a far superior choice if our government has made a cartoon turtle to illustrate the problem. Men in white coats will come to your aid when a bomb goes off! YAY GOVERnMENT
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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
#14187746 - 03/26/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd put on my sunglasses.
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