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Offlineimachavel
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so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off?
    #14184744 - 03/25/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i don't know :shrug:


but this here video shows me:




well now i know, shucks :cool:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
    #14184769 - 03/25/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ur kinda slow at this internet thing


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
    #14184870 - 03/26/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off?





you get royally molested with radiation.


if you're lucky enough to be at ground zero, you get :vaped:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
    #14184879 - 03/26/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

die  :onfire:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
    #14184924 - 03/26/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
ur kinda slow at this internet thing




hey, i hear you aren't the real coaster


go burn :onfire:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
    #14185030 - 03/26/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

more sophisticated version:




for u adult folks  :murray:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Envix]
    #14185159 - 03/26/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Coaster]
    #14185205 - 03/26/11 01:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
ur kinda slow at this internet thing




so im curious what was your previous username, and how much did you pay?


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14185238 - 03/26/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ah, I love atomic bomb threads.  Thermonuclear devices are the bomb... :rofl2:

LOL.  "In Case of Nuclear attack, get under cover.  Upon seeing brilliant flash of light, place you head between legs.  Then Kiss your ass goodbye.."





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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14185602 - 03/26/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If an atomic bomb goes off, get the hell out of Japan. :lolsy:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: shroomanic]
    #14185606 - 03/26/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

shroomanic said:
If an atomic bomb goes off, get the hell out of Japan Nevada. :lolsy:



Fixed.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: koraks]
    #14185629 - 03/26/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well done, friend....well done.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
    #14185881 - 03/26/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That video is wrong.


The proper procedure if an atomic bomb goes off is:


Light a joint.


Sit and wait.


Light another joint.


Sit and wait


Light another joint.


Sit and wait.


Fap


Sit and wait.


You can see where this is going.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14185922 - 03/26/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dammit i was gonna post duck and cover, i love the volcano version on Southpark season 1 episode called volcano.

I think these videos really show exactly how much our governments give a fuck about the regular man, this is the level of protection and advice they offered to us in the hight of the Cold War when they really believed we were on the edge of an atomic war.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
    #14186003 - 03/26/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodby.


Edited by ckbhack (03/26/11 09:39 AM)


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: ckbhack]
    #14186029 - 03/26/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

3rd verse



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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: imachavel]
    #14186191 - 03/26/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DUCK AND COVER!!
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Now if you're not sure what to do ask your teacher when this film is over :facepalm:


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: Asante]
    #14186376 - 03/26/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I get the feeling they did not think the children were very good at taking in information that they see and hear repeatedly in a short space of time either that or they believed the children were just thick as fuck.

Either way the information was not intended to have many of the proliteriat surviving if the powers that be did fuck up nuclear style, the only survivors were gonna be the people they chose to take into the underground bunkers with them.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: GGTBod]
    #14186400 - 03/26/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think many of you are missing the point of duck and cover... Its not about surviving the blast or the radiation, its about surviving the shock wave.  The area that gets hit with the blast and immediate radiation is small compared to the area that will have a powerful shock-wave roll through.  If you are far enough away to see the blast in the distance, you know the shock wave is coming and its best to duck and cover for the same reason you duck and cover in an earthquake.


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Re: so what do i do if an atomic bomb goes off? [Re: DieCommie]
    #14186418 - 03/26/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You can duck and cover i'll be running for the nearest high rise tower block and hiding in the bottom of the elavator shaft, doubt i'll survive as well as Indiana Jones did in the refrigerator in that shitty movie but i recon i've a better chance than if i ducked and covered after the flash


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