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Do you wash your ass while in the shower?
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Somebody in the shroomery (not gonna say who) basically implied that he/she doesn't clean his/her own ass while in the shower, which IMO is pretty gross.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 2
#14183798 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Do you clean your own ass?
no, I have my man servant do it for me
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: propensity] 2
#14183800 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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People with poor hygiene should have to sit at the back of the bus.
And by bus, I mean society.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183831 - 03/25/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
#14183840 - 03/25/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
#14183848 - 03/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
You save the ass and crotch drying for last.
I learned this before I learned my times tables, mayne.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183849 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ballerium said:
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then? 
but his ass crack would think that it's gross
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183853 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, but it's like the next day I'm thinking, "I wonder what part was all up in my ass?"
it was never an issue until a roommate brought it up that he had the phobia one day
made me
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183857 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: The Whale]
#14183864 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Always ass first, face second. Those are the rules.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183869 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait, who washes there towel every time they use it?
I sure as fuck don't and I'll grab a towel from both end and floss that crack dry. Well not really, but I have been known to do it.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14183874 - 03/25/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.
I prefer to trim my ass hair.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183887 - 03/25/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
#14183892 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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And Nair smells like uncooked chicken.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
#14183894 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.
That's why I don't shave. 
I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183900 - 03/25/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread...
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183906 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Big Worm]
#14183910 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, of course. I can't stand it when people smell dirty because they don't take care of themselves. Big turn off 
As far as the drying your ass goes, well, you just cleaned it so it's not so terrible.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: setb]
#14183927 - 03/25/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.
I don't notice any discomfort--especially compared to knotted ass hairs.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14184004 - 03/25/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Two Washclothes, one for my ass and one for everything else. Don't mind drying my face and ass with the same towel because I make sure it's clean enough that someone could eat off of my asshole before I get out.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: pmb]
#14184015 - 03/25/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: pmb]
#14184023 - 03/25/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah i like soaping up my asshole then i seperate my buttcheeks with my hands and let the water run in my bunghole for about 15 seconds or so.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner] 1
#14184084 - 03/25/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wait, who washes there towel every time they use it?
I sure as fuck don't and I'll grab a towel from both end and floss that crack dry. Well not really, but I have been known to do it.
I do.
A friend was staying over one time for late night tripping, he splattered his face with water and started rubbing it with a towel when I said: "Dude! thats my ass towel!" Woke him up more than the water
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#14184093 - 03/25/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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reeferaddict69 said: yeah i like soaping up my asshole then i seperate my buttcheeks with my hands and let the water run in my bunghole for about 15 seconds or so.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14184182 - 03/25/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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reeferaddict69 said: yeah i like soaping up my asshole then i seperate my buttcheeks with my hands and let the water run in my bunghole for about 15 seconds or so.

I wanna try a colon cleansing someday.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14184184 - 03/25/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Me too. I'm hoping my farts won't smell so bad.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14184206 - 03/25/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you do and it helps let me know.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
#14184208 - 03/25/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you guys should try fasting that will clean your insides up
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14184218 - 03/25/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I mean come on..ya'll ever been in the shower with a man, and seen the suds roll down the crack of his ass..?"
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Big Worm]
#14184252 - 03/25/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Asante]
#14184267 - 03/25/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: "Dude! thats my ass towel!"
talk about opulence, I can't afford ass towels, I have to use face towels on my ass
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 1
#14184296 - 03/25/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Of course I do. And I don't need to shave it, because it is a smooth as a babies, and lovely to gaze upon. My ass is worthy of widespread worship.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14184297 - 03/25/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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this debacle reared into my face one day ass well and my solution was to strictly only use the towel ends for spots I wouldn't want to touch my face with later. no more self inflicted ass-top-face
but speaking of not washing.
who actually washes the bottom of their feet?
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I figure the soap run off would clean the bottom of my feet. I used to wash them when I was a kid, but I am much lazier now.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Big Worm]
#14184436 - 03/25/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure that they make a towel that has a label for what part to dry your ass and which part to use for your face.

Apparently they also make a soap that is similarly labeled.
But the way I see it: You just cleaned your ass, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Aser]
#14184636 - 03/25/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aser said: I'm pretty sure that they make a towel that has a label for what part to dry your ass and which part to use for your face.

I think this is just subtle name calling
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Aser]
#14184673 - 03/25/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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A woman like that doesn't need an ass/face towel. I'd let her rub her arse all over my face, be it dirty OR clean 
The solution to worrying about the ass-part of the towel touching your face, is to just be very sure your ass is really clean. Or at least, that's my solution.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ShockValue]
#14184829 - 03/25/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
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the more you wash your ass the more likely you are to slip a finger up there
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Salomon]
#14184936 - 03/26/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you mean on accident or on purpose?
Accident: Be more careful.
Purpose: Nope.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Aser]
#14184952 - 03/26/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aser said: I'm pretty sure that they make a towel that has a label for what part to dry your ass and which part to use for your face.

Apparently they also make a soap that is similarly labeled.
But the way I see it: You just cleaned your ass, so it shouldn't be a big deal.
I got one of these, I posted it in another thread earlier.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: propensity]
#14185021 - 03/26/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fucking classic
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Salomon]
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14185268 - 03/26/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Do you clean your own ass?
no, I have my man servant do it for me
Don't laugh. Champion sumo wrestles have young sumo's in training as ass-wipers.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
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Yea, that's a pretty shitty job... . . .
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: vinsue]
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And you thought being a plumber was a crappy job....
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14185356 - 03/26/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you don't wash your ass in the shower you are gross. There is poop particles and dirt and icky stuff. Why wouldn't you wash that?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: withoutawire]
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withoutawire said: If you don't wash your ass in the shower you are gross. There is poop particles and dirt and icky stuff. Why wouldn't you wash that?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: volcomstoner]
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
A better diet would also mean less wiping
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14185403 - 03/26/11 03:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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man you gotta wash your ass, where else would you be able to wash it, in swimming pools?
Sometimes i feel sorry for the person who gets the bar of soap after me.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14185492 - 03/26/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't understand who wouldn't wash their ass?
That's like asking if we only use water when we brush our teeth. Who does that?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14185509 - 03/26/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Somebody in the shroomery (not gonna say who) basically implied that he/she doesn't clean his/her own ass while in the shower, which IMO is pretty gross.
If you're talking about me, I can't believe you thought I was being serious...
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: withoutawire]
#14185511 - 03/26/11 05:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The supreme depravity of anal hygiene are wet wipes. Once you go wet you never roll back...
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 13.step]
#14185612 - 03/26/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 13.step]
#14185944 - 03/26/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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13.step said: The supreme depravity of anal hygiene are wet wipes. Once you go wet you never roll back...
Yeah those are :awe: but they're hell on my septic system
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ShockValue]
#14185999 - 03/26/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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....I wash towels every time I use them.
And for the ass/face towel problem, I usually just use two towels; one for my hair/face and another for the rest. My hair's too long so if I only use one towel, I have to choose between soaking wet hair or freezing tits.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: BlueJayWay]
#14186049 - 03/26/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i will gladly warm your breastasez for you
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14186771 - 03/26/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jimtown said:
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volcomstoner said:
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
A better diet would also mean less wiping
Not true. I find that the more veggies I eat the more paper gets used. Carrots are notorious for this. If I eat a burger, almost no mess to wipe.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14186777 - 03/26/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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physicist said:
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Jimtown said:
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volcomstoner said:
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
A better diet would also mean less wiping
Not true. I find that the more veggies I eat the more paper gets used. Carrots are notorious for this. If I eat a burger, almost no mess to wipe.
You're probably constipated.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14186791 - 03/26/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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physicist said:
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Jimtown said:
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volcomstoner said:
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
A better diet would also mean less wiping
Not true. I find that the more veggies I eat the more paper gets used. Carrots are notorious for this. If I eat a burger, almost no mess to wipe.
The extra grease from the burger helps it slide out without being too clingy.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: lil_demented]
#14186811 - 03/26/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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physicist said:
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Jimtown said:
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volcomstoner said:
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physicist said: I thought about posting a similar thread a while back. My question is: if I trim my ass hairs, will I be able to use less TP. Sometimes I go through half the roll. I definitely give my arse a good wash in the shower though. We need more bidets in this country.
First thing I noticed when trimming my ass hair was way less wiping.
A better diet would also mean less wiping
Not true. I find that the more veggies I eat the more paper gets used. Carrots are notorious for this. If I eat a burger, almost no mess to wipe.
The extra grease from the burger helps it slide out without being too clingy. 
Does grease actually do that? *eats pizza*
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