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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Do you wash your ass while in the shower?
    #14183783 - 03/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Somebody in the shroomery (not gonna say who) basically implied that he/she doesn't clean his/her own ass while in the shower, which IMO is pretty gross.
Do you clean your own ass?
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Do you think that it's disgusting if you don't?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 2
    #14183789 - 03/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 2
    #14183798 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Do you clean your own ass?




no, I have my man servant do it for me

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InvisibleThe Whale

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: propensity] * 2
    #14183800 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

People with poor hygiene should have to sit at the back of the bus.

And by bus, I mean society.


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14183831 - 03/25/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you're referring to me

and I clean my ass in the shower

I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face

... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14183840 - 03/25/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DrMambo said:
you're referring to me

and I clean my ass in the shower

I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face

... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs




Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then? :lol:


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InvisibleThe Whale

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14183848 - 03/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DrMambo said:
you're referring to me

and I clean my ass in the shower

I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face

... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs





You save the ass and crotch drying for last.

I learned this before I learned my times tables, mayne.


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
    #14183849 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

DrMambo said:
you're referring to me

and I clean my ass in the shower

I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face

... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs




Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then? :lol:





but his ass crack would think that it's gross


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
    #14183853 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, but it's like the next day I'm thinking, "I wonder what part was all up in my ass?"

it was never an issue until a roommate brought it up that he had the phobia one day

made me :uhoh:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14183857 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: The Whale]
    #14183864 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Always ass first, face second.  Those are the rules.


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
    #14183869 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wait, who washes there towel every time they use it?

I sure as fuck don't and I'll grab a towel from both end and floss that crack dry.
Well not really, but I have been known to do it.

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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183874 - 03/25/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.





I prefer to trim my ass hair.


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14183887 - 03/25/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.

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InvisibleThe Whale

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
    #14183892 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

And Nair smells like uncooked chicken.


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
    #14183894 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.





That's why I don't shave. :tongue:

I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14183900 - 03/25/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This thread...:rofl:


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14183906 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.




That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.

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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Big Worm]
    #14183910 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, of course. I can't stand it when people smell dirty because they don't take care of themselves. Big turn off :puke:

As far as the drying your ass goes, well, you just cleaned it so it's not so terrible.

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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: setb]
    #14183927 - 03/25/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.




That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.




I don't notice any discomfort--especially compared to knotted ass hairs. :shrug:


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