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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Do you wash your ass while in the shower?
#14183783 - 03/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Somebody in the shroomery (not gonna say who) basically implied that he/she doesn't clean his/her own ass while in the shower, which IMO is pretty gross.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 2
#14183789 - 03/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 2
#14183798 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Do you clean your own ass?
no, I have my man servant do it for me
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: propensity] 2
#14183800 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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People with poor hygiene should have to sit at the back of the bus.
And by bus, I mean society.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183831 - 03/25/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
#14183840 - 03/25/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then?
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: DrMambo]
#14183848 - 03/25/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
You save the ass and crotch drying for last.
I learned this before I learned my times tables, mayne.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183849 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ballerium said:
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DrMambo said: you're referring to me
and I clean my ass in the shower
I was just saying I don't like the concept of drying the crack of my ass with my towel then, possibly, rubbing that spot on my face
... though oddly I don't have a problem giving rimjobs
Dry your face before you dry your ass crack then? 
but his ass crack would think that it's gross
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183853 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah, but it's like the next day I'm thinking, "I wonder what part was all up in my ass?"
it was never an issue until a roommate brought it up that he had the phobia one day
made me
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183857 - 03/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: The Whale]
#14183864 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Always ass first, face second. Those are the rules.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Ballerium]
#14183869 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wait, who washes there towel every time they use it?
I sure as fuck don't and I'll grab a towel from both end and floss that crack dry. Well not really, but I have been known to do it.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14183874 - 03/25/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: It's particularly important for me to wash inside the crack because I have these 2-3 inch long hairs that get all matted and dreadlocked if I dont.
I prefer to trim my ass hair.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183887 - 03/25/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
#14183892 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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And Nair smells like uncooked chicken.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: 4runner]
#14183894 - 03/25/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: If you shave it, a few days later will be very uncomfortable.
That's why I don't shave. 
I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183900 - 03/25/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This thread...
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14183906 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.
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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: Big Worm]
#14183910 - 03/25/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, of course. I can't stand it when people smell dirty because they don't take care of themselves. Big turn off 
As far as the drying your ass goes, well, you just cleaned it so it's not so terrible.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Do you wash your ass while in the shower? [Re: setb]
#14183927 - 03/25/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I just trim it VERY short with scissors or clippers.
That leaves a uncomfortable image in my head.
I don't notice any discomfort--especially compared to knotted ass hairs.
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