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You are now manually breathing
    #14183774 - 03/25/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That is all.


oh wait...you are now manually blinking.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183785 - 03/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When I was a kid I used to have this thought, along with consciously swallowing my saliva, and I would get so pissed off because it would stick with me the rest of the day.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183786 - 03/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hold on- manually digesting?


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: Caine]
    #14183787 - 03/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You are now consciously/manually keeping your sphincter shut.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: 2newtz]
    #14183788 - 03/25/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Manually :whacker:


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183799 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
That is all.


oh wait...you are now manually blinking.





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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14183804 - 03/25/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Banana phone?

Is that a game too?


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: 2newtz]
    #14183806 - 03/25/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Heeey is that George Clinton in your avatar with 4 eyes?



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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14183807 - 03/25/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This doesn't work when you're drunk! I'm living proof! xD


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183809 - 03/25/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
That is all.


oh wait...you are now manually blinking.




you got me with the breathing but not the blinking


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14183812 - 03/25/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You had me at hello.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183817 - 03/25/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't recall saying hello


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183821 - 03/25/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
You had me at hello.






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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183873 - 03/25/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
You are now consciously/manually keeping your sphincter shut.




:fart:

I never used to believe my biology professor when he told us the anus has not 1, but 2 sphincters....butt alas..

http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio105/digestiv.htm:

the rectum is the terminal portion of the large intestine and functions for storage of the feces, the wastes of the digestive tract, until these are eliminated. The external opening at the end of the rectum is called the anus. The anus has two sphincters, one voluntary and one involuntary. The pressure of the feces on the involuntary sphincter causes the urge to defecate and the voluntary sphincter controls whether a person defecates or not.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: 2newtz]
    #14183943 - 03/25/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Cats have no sphincter but use their stomach muscles to squeeze their shit out.

:themoreyouknow:

:awepuss:


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14183953 - 03/25/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm going to try that later. Seems like it wouldn't work for humans.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: Caine]
    #14184013 - 03/25/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Caine said:
I'm going to try that later. Seems like it wouldn't work for humans.



Just pick up a cat, squeeze it's midsection and document the results.


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14184022 - 03/25/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, no, I meant on myself :chillin:


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: Caine]
    #14184052 - 03/25/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Take it from me, shitting yourself is easier than you'd imagine.

:coaster:


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Re: You are now manually breathing [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14184236 - 03/25/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Breathe Deeper.
:levitate:


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