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H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
    #14183581 - 03/25/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
it is a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
Forty-three (43) said yes,
six (6) were undecided,
and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"
He feels the conclusion is obvious.


Edited by lil_demented (03/25/11 07:51 PM)


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183610 - 03/25/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shit sounds dangerous i'd ban it in a second, you can OD on that shit


Edited by oxalic32 (03/25/11 07:54 PM)


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: oxalic32]
    #14183618 - 03/25/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:thumbup: Smart kid.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: oxalic32]
    #14183622 - 03/25/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

meh.. good deal

he will make a good salesperson in life. and probably aim bigger than that.

good for him...


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: oxalic32]
    #14183626 - 03/25/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Old news (I think it was on superhighme, or another similar documentary), people are stupid.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14183649 - 03/25/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I found it on stumble upon. Don't know how old it is but I never saw it here.
It reminded me of this story.

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "Smell of baked bread may be health hazard." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up).

I was horrified. When are we going to do something about bread- induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the government going to go after Big Bread?

Well, I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice....

More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
Newborn babies can choke on bread.
Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

No sale of bread to minors.
No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school.
A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
A $4.2 zillion fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers. Please send this e-mail on to everyone you know who cares about this crucial issue.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183654 - 03/25/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well shit that stuff killed the woman in that competition for a new Wii.

Why doesn't the government regulate this shit.


Edited by 4runner (03/25/11 08:09 PM)


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183662 - 03/25/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

old news man.. that was definitely from the 90's.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183666 - 03/25/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Damn you know I want baked bread.... must get some yeast.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: 4runner]
    #14183672 - 03/25/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Well shit that stuffed killed the woman in that competition for a new Wii.

Why doesn't the government regulate this shit.




Thats what i'm saying. You're gonna come home and the kids are gonna get into your dihydrogen monoxide and its all over.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! *DELETED* [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14183691 - 03/25/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: mikehauncho]
    #14183702 - 03/25/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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old news man.. that was definitely from the 90's.




This, i've heard this story way too much




You guys act like I'm the only person who never heard this story. Quit making it lame for the rest of us.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: rackem]
    #14183746 - 03/25/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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good for him...







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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183757 - 03/25/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14183772 - 03/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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good for him...










The fuck :awewtf:

People man I swear.


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: Hajnal]
    #14183781 - 03/25/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

there was once a 10 minute video, that was just a clip of it, it was
hilarious because most people didnt even give it that much consideration,
they just signed when they heard rainforest


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Re: H2O: Dangerous Chemical! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14183797 - 03/25/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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there was once a 10 minute video, that was just a clip of it, it was
hilarious because most people didnt even give it that much consideration,
they just signed when they heard rainforest




I don't know if its more sad that people are that ridiculous or that I'm really not surprised by that.


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