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Anonymous #1

I Hate Vibrators
    #14183314 - 03/25/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Every time I fuck my girl, about a minute or two in, she turns on her vibrator and starts rubbing it against her clit. I fucking hate this shit, it didn't used to be like this. I always used to make her cum myself, but one time when I didn't feel like going down on her, I said it was cool for her to use her vibrator while I fucked her. Now its all she wants and honestly, the sex fucking sucks. She is all focused on her vibrator every time, if she isn't using it I can see the obvious disconnect in her attitude because she is thinking about using her vibrator. I used to make her cum easily when I went down on her, now I'm lucky if I can because she is desensitized from the vibrator. This shit is starting to turn me off when we fuck. I hate her fucking vibrator. Am I selfish?

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Anonymous #2

Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14183321 - 03/25/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I would be angry if a little battery operated toy was what she wanted pleasuring her over me.

But i go down every time.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14183335 - 03/25/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You could always:
DSHSB!!! while she vibrates her self.
That will actually feel AMAZING for her.
So win win for everyone.


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14183360 - 03/25/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have fucked her in the ass many times. She cums every time, but she isn't a big fan of anal because I'm big and it makes her ass hurt for a couple days afterward.

And it isn't a penetration vibrator. It's a plastic thing that she rubs against her clit. But either way, it fucks up my range of motion when I'm trying to thrust, it hurts my dick sometimes, and the vibrations make me cum fast which I fucking hate because I like to last a while and have a good fulfilling fuck.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14184120 - 03/25/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Then grab it and throw it across the room and fuck her goddamn brains out. TAKE WHAT YOU WANT. Women love that(when it's consensual)

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14184387 - 03/25/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Tell her that you want to tease her and that you want to control the vibrator.  Then fuck her how you want to please her, then lightly slip in a little vibe play ON A GENTLE SPEED, then take it away and go back to no vibe, then go back to gentle vibe, do this and gradually increase the vibe sensation a little bit but never so it is all out throbbing on her.  Talk to her and dont just tease her with your dick and taking the vibe away, use all her senses and make her really get involved with WANTING you to touch and please her with your hands, body, mouth, and finally begging to finish using the vibe IF IT IS EVEN NECESSARY.

Or do all the above without using the vibe at all, or waiting until the very end to add the vibe.  If she disconnects and starts thinking about it, then distract her start asking her questions like oh baby you like how this feels when I do this?  and snap her attention focus to what you are doing or on the pleasure of the parts you are working on.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14185265 - 03/26/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

how about instead of using the vibrator you take its place...

while fucking use your thumb and rub on her clit..make her realize she doesn't need the vibrator to get off...:shrug:

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: biologys]
    #14185468 - 03/26/11 04:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No thumb is a match for a vibrator. Ask any woman.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: koraks]
    #14186460 - 03/26/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

sounds like you need to work on your skills friend.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Smk2Joints]
    #14186462 - 03/26/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I can only get off with a vibrator personally.  If my SO took it away completely then I would be really annoyed.  But there is different ways of playing with it.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14186670 - 03/26/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

smk2joints, maybe you should write a tek :thumbup:

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: koraks]
    #14186687 - 03/26/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Stick that shit (the vibrator) in her ass next time she whips it out. She'll never try that again.

On second thought, that might just create a whole new demon.....


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: koraks]
    #14186948 - 03/26/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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koraks said:
No thumb is a match for a vibrator. Ask any woman.




no dick is either, but that doesn't mean they stop givin the pussy up and only using a vibrator..

clit stimulation will get her off, rather it be vibrator or thumb or tongue..if done correctly...if not then that's the mans fault

it should be his priority to make sure he pleases his woman no matter what it takes..

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14187743 - 03/26/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Get a bunch of vibrating cock rings.


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: thoughts]
    #14188819 - 03/26/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Personally, I would rather have my guy use his thumb than use a vibrator but just because it gets in the way. I don't know, just jump her in a room where the vibrator isn't. Do it in the kitchen next time and maybe she'll really get into it. Just don't forget to switch things up every once in awhile.


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Takura001]
    #14188865 - 03/26/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Or just take the same attitude as her

Jerk off to the best porn you can find before you come over. When she asks why you're not interested in sex as much(as she isnt) just explain you found self love more satisfying(as she has).

She may just ditch the vibrator to focus on making you happy

tho she may just say 'fuck off' and keep vibing her clit

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Azure Essence]
    #14192138 - 03/27/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

when you're having sex next time and she starts using the vibrator Whip out a fleshlight and go at it hammer and tongs. When she goes WTF? Just explain that its just a sex toy and nothing to do with her cavernous vagina that requires you mentally picture fucking her best friend in intimate detail just to blow your load without its use.


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Fleadh]
    #14192782 - 03/27/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Fleadh said:
when you're having sex next time and she starts using the vibrator Whip out a fleshlight and go at it hammer and tongs. When she goes WTF? Just explain that its just a sex toy and nothing to do with her cavernous vagina that requires you mentally picture fucking her best friend in intimate detail just to blow your load without its use.




This is solid advice! It's also how I got my mom to stop user a vibrator when we engage in coitus.

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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14199270 - 03/28/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

attach the vibrator to your thumb


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Re: I Hate Vibrators [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14199288 - 03/28/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Fleadh said:
when you're having sex next time and she starts using the vibrator Whip out a fleshlight and go at it hammer and tongs. When she goes WTF? Just explain that its just a sex toy and nothing to do with her cavernous vagina that requires you mentally picture fucking her best friend in intimate detail just to blow your load without its use.




This is solid advice! It's also how I got my mom to stop user a vibrator when we engage in coitus.




haha

you 2 win

i'd probably smack the thing out of her fucking hands and make her ride my face

but thats just me


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