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OfflinePeterGriffin467
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People that dont know when to leave...
    #14183072 - 03/25/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

How can some people be so oblivious to the fact that you dont want them around?  This neighbor that grew up next to me and moved away keeps showing up at my fucking door uninvited and proceeds to talk to me and my parents for hours on end about self absorbed bullshit regardless of how many hints are dropped that we dont want him around here.  I dont even like when friends drop by unannounced let alone people I dont like.  Im a generaly nice guy but Im thinking the next time he shows up here Im gonna have to just be blunt and tell him to GTFO and I dont like him, even though I cant stand him I dont wanna have to be a dick but I think in this situation its the only way.  How do you guys deal with people like this short of telling em to fuck off?


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14183099 - 03/25/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"Look man, you need to leave, I have shit to do"

That's what I say when I only want to be half a dick


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14183103 - 03/25/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You can always tell him your busy when he comes over and get in your car and drive off.

or

Tell him some stuff came up missing around your house
Accuse him of it. Try to pick a fight. He shouldn't come back.


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OfflinePeterGriffin467
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183274 - 03/25/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^ that ironicaly is one of the reasons I dont want this idiot around our house.  He's a god damn thief and has residential burglary charges and weapons charges and a bunch of other crap, he's also a nutjob and mentaly unstable.  Ive already pulled all the "Im busy man Ive got stuff to do" nice ways of telling him to fuck off but now its getting annoying to the point where I dont care if Im mean about it.  He used to show up and talk with my parents all the time and then he got those charges and my guess was embarrassed to show his face, then out of the blue a few weeks ago Im sitting in my drug treatment group and in walks this douchebag and now he thinks because he's in the same counseling group as me Im all of a sudden his best friend and starts appearing at my front door all the time when the way I act around him couldnt make it more clear that I cant stand him.


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14183296 - 03/25/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've had a lot of friends or "associates" that do that. There almost really is no easy way to tell them rather than blatantly telling them the deal.
I've always tried to be as nice and considerate with it in the past as possible when giving them the hint.. but I found that most of them just won't take the hint and will continue to come around and almost take advantage of your kindness in some cases.
These days I am more direct about it and have had better results.


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Offlinelil_demented
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: eris] * 1
    #14183377 - 03/25/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Get a gun. When he comes over, always answer the door holding the gun. Ask him sternly what he "wants."
If you answer the door without the gun, tell him to hold on, close the door, lock it (lock a few locks). Go get the gun, come back and ask him sternly what he "wants."

Or you could just tell him to stay the fuck off your property. Once a thief always a thief.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183402 - 03/25/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Put a bear trap in your front lawn


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14183417 - 03/25/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some people are oblivious to both non verbal and verbal hints until you say "look, you should probably leave now"


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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 1
    #14183427 - 03/25/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just randomly yell out "THIS IS SPARTA!" and then kick him down a dried out well.


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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14183438 - 03/25/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
Just randomly yell out "THIS IS SPARTA!" and then kick him down a dried out well.




He puts the lotion on his skin...


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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183466 - 03/25/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

your mixing your metaphors now.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: lil_demented]
    #14183468 - 03/25/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Man I havent had to deal with something like this since high school when some craggot used to try and chill with us all lunch period and was just a noodle ass dude.

I was the one that ended up having to tell him off and it went somewhat like..... *BOILING POINT REACHED* Dude GTFO of here, I don't like you, these people don't like you, we let you chill here because no one else likes you and we all felt bad for you, now we understand why you aren't liked GTFO of here.

Never came back to the table again and I didn't feel like a dick at all, that guy made my gf feel uncomfortable, annoyed the fuck out of us, and was just a douche bag


There probably is no other way, have fun though verbally telling people off is fun.


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OfflineShakeZor
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14183651 - 03/25/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I suggest breaking him down obviously he needs friends have you confronted him about the crimes and mentality stuff? Completely spin his perspective of how he feels you feel about, just be real about it.


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: ShakeZor]
    #14183762 - 03/25/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

set some really loud hardcore straight ghetto gang member thug 4 life rap to full volume. Wait for him to show up at your door, proceed to open to the door wearing a bunch of expensive jewellery, gold chains, diamond earrings. The baggiest cloths you have, red bandanna around your head, keep your shorts at a level where they look like giant pants, hang a large chain from these. get a hair cut... buzz cut with fancy patterns designs in it. put some greasiest of the greasy hair product in it, and rub it around so it has a curly appearance.

When he tries to fire up a conversation proceed to say

"aye white boi what da fuck u doin in this good hood you betta stay da fuck off my street nigga you aint bout shit real talk real shit you kno what it is you know what i spit. aye bit you betta stay on yo side west side stay real hit hard nigga and i say STAY DA FUCK OFF MY STREET"

proceed to point a bright shiny gun at him sideways and say "you best beleive dat and i mean dat bit" slam the door... grab your crotch as many times  as possible during this encounter.

and not a single fuck was givin that day


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PreparationH] * 2
    #14183771 - 03/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Man I havent had to deal with something like this since high school when some craggot used to try and chill with us all lunch period and was just a noodle ass dude.




lolwut?


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OfflinePreparationH
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14187416 - 03/26/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's the best way to describe him, complete noodle.

noodle ass dude.


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14187445 - 03/26/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What the problem is?

Just tell the dude to leave.. damn. It's not that hard.

If he doesn't get the hint then slam the door on his face. Literally.


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14187461 - 03/26/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
That's the best way to describe him, complete noodle.

noodle ass dude.





i must say that is a dope ass line


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OfflineherbalMedz
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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: lancasterpunk29]
    #14187532 - 03/26/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just tell him to get the fuck off your property and be like "DUDE! SERIOUSLY, WE ARE NOT FUCKING FRIENDS. IS THIS NOT GETTING THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL OR WHAT??? LEAVE NOW, AND DO NOT EVER COME BACK!!!" and then slam the door in his face.

if he knocks again open the door and start beating the living fuck out of him without warning and drag him into an alley or the woods and just leave him there.


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Re: People that dont know when to leave... [Re: herbalMedz]
    #14187600 - 03/26/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I used to have a couple that would come to my house all the time uninvited. well one day while they were over UNINVITED my neighbors tree fell directly on their brand new honda accord  :laugh2:  :flipthebird:


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