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OfflineEshu
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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Salomon]
    #14178326 - 03/24/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Salomon said:
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Ballerium said:
Mmmm I could go for some xanax right now.

Could go for some weed too, but my boyfriend is being a horse's ass about it :bored:



threaten to stop sucking him off.


likewise, if you already don't suck him off, promise to in the future



either way ,weeds a comin your way :trolldance:




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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Eshu]
    #14178333 - 03/24/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I love how ellen is nowhere in this thread.:lol:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Salomon]
    #14178336 - 03/24/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Mmmm I could go for some xanax right now.

Could go for some weed too, but my boyfriend is being a horse's ass about it :bored:



threaten to stop sucking him off.


likewise, if you already don't suck him off, promise to in the future



either way ,weeds a comin your way :trolldance:




This might be TMI, but I don't care. He jokingly asked me "if I let you get some more weed, will you give me 3 blowjobs? 3 in a row?"

And I said sure. And he actually got upset that I was willing to give him a blowjob for some weed :facepalm:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: thoughts]
    #14178340 - 03/24/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
I love how ellen is nowhere in this thread.:lol:




She's probably drooling over herself in a chair somewhere after taking too much benzos.


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Ballerium]
    #14178343 - 03/24/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Mmmm I could go for some xanax right now.

Could go for some weed too, but my boyfriend is being a horse's ass about it :bored:



threaten to stop sucking him off.


likewise, if you already don't suck him off, promise to in the future



either way ,weeds a comin your way :trolldance:




This might be TMI, but I don't care. He jokingly asked me "if I let you get some more weed, will you give me 3 blowjobs? 3 in a row?"

And I said sure. And he actually got upset that I was willing to give him a blowjob for some weed :facepalm:




well he has a point. thats one step away from giving OTHER PEOPLE blowjobs for weed. :lol:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14178372 - 03/24/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah but that's exactly it! I'm not some crackwhore. Maybe a weed whore, but not for anybody else :snub: I would never suck some random dealer off for some drugs :puke:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14178376 - 03/24/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Better than taking it in the pooper for weed.

I hope Ellen's okay now that I think about it.

Anyway, I made this to reflect how I'm feeling right now:



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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Ballerium]
    #14178381 - 03/24/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah but that's exactly it! I'm not some crackwhore. Maybe a weed whore, but not for anybody else :snub: I would never suck some random dealer off for some drugs :puke:



What about a Shroomery member?:awesome:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: thoughts]
    #14178394 - 03/24/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
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Ballerium said:
Yeah but that's exactly it! I'm not some crackwhore. Maybe a weed whore, but not for anybody else :snub: I would never suck some random dealer off for some drugs :puke:



What about a Shroomery member?:awesome:




I can only think of one, and it wouldn't be for any sort of bartering.


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Ballerium]
    #14178407 - 03/24/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, it would be just to be then?
I think i have a good guess.


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14178422 - 03/24/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:rofl2:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: thoughts]
    #14178433 - 03/24/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

CLICKY CLICKERTON

wiki leak; seems like some narly stuff.


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: thoughts]
    #14178440 - 03/24/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Haha, it would be just to be then?
I think i have a good guess.




You got it :wink:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Eshu]
    #14178442 - 03/24/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Eshu said:
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iwasaClown said:
I love how ellen is nowhere in this thread.:lol:




She's probably drooling over herself in a chair somewhere after taking too much benzos.




:kelsoburn:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14178453 - 03/24/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:zappa:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14178498 - 03/24/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just took a klonopin. Fuck the world haha


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14178511 - 03/24/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I just took a klonopin. Fuck the world haha




:thumbup:

I'll take a xanax now, we can fuck the world together! :missionary:
No homo.


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Ballerium]
    #14178512 - 03/24/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Yeah but that's exactly it! I'm not some crackwhore. Maybe a weed whore, but not for anybody else :snub: I would never suck some random dealer off for some drugs :puke:




Ahaha I used to have a girl who did that a year and a bit ago.
Weed and alcohol.
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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Eshu]
    #14178526 - 03/24/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't mind crossin' swords with you, brah.

:zaphod:


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Re: Hey Ellen [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14178532 - 03/24/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just popped 80 mg of ambien in honor of you guys


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